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    • First time driving on my own I got stuck in between 2 ambulances while going home
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    • I was never afraid of driving but that's because I welcome death
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    • No it’s still scary because there’s people going 80 while putting salsa on their taco in a residential area.
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    • You are the reason I'm scared I'm confident that I won't endanger myself but the asshole in the 200 dollar car swerving while making a bean burrito that worries me
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    • I remember always wanting to drive, and now it’s like fuck I gotta drive and shit. Can’t they come over here?
      ibHssa 19 apr
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    • Now when i drive across town i start thinking about something and im suddenly at my destination like 10 min later and i dont remember ANY of the drive.
      Pothead1992 a month
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    • Hell nah. Driving is still scary. People can be really unpredictable
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    • No, I do the speed limit, a d pay attention to where im going, because I'm not a murderer who's okay with killing a family due to criminal negligence.
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    • i was just scared of messing up someone’s car, didn’t give a shit if i just died
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    • So there I was, barbecue sauce on mah titties, doing 80 in a 25
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    • Yeah let’s not do that
      jack_3_11 20 apr
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    • Packing bowls while weaving through traffic
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    • Remember beating ya dick for the first time? One of the greatest moments
      0two 19 apr
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    • Yeah and it's that kind of arrogance that gets people killed
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    • Driving isn’t scary. Riding a motorcycle around someone like this is.
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    • The only reason I have anxiety on the road is not from myself but other jackasses on the road who don't know how to drive
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    • People were scared of driving? Lmfao
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    • Y'all fuckers are the reason why I want a cage and harnesses in my street car, you gonna kill somebody
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    • And now you're the one scaring the other drivers. Oh how you've grown
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    • i used to not give a fuck but the cops changed that
      hodido 20 apr
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    • Chicken nuggets in one hand, sauce cup in the other, driving with the knees
      kitakat19 20 apr
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    • Let the thrill of speed overcome the fear of death
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    • i bet complacency is just as dangerous as driving drunk
      muysadboi 19 apr
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    • No. No im not. Im not that fucking stupid
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    • It was only scary cause ur parents would shit on ur dick for every small thing u did
      _IA_ 19 apr
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    • It's drivers that do this shit that are an unspoken threat to the others out on the road.
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    • Never get too comfortable on the roads. Remember, half of the drivers around you are women
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    • Hey I’ll be able to drive in one year. At 15 and I want to get a job at 15 at McDonald’s since they hire at 14. But Jesus I’m so worried about driving like I just keep thinking about the worst things to happen. I’m also getting a job early cause I need a new computer
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    • So there I was, going 80 on the backroads, barbecue sauce on my titties
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    • This is why hundreds of people die every day while driving. It isn’t until you become a professional driver that you realize just how bad everyone else is at driving
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    • Automatic drivers acting like they can actually drive 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ nigga get outta here with yo autopilot havin ass 🤣
      Succatron 19 apr
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    • I feel most alive when rapidly approaching my death
      faorite 19 apr
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    • If you can’t wrap your schlong around the wheel and coast 90 down the freeway whilst eating a party sub, are you even a real driver?
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    • Im learning rn and it’s fucking nerve wracking dude I can’t focus if there’s a person behind me
      unknowngas a month
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    • Who else does this except trying to eat an chick fil a sandwhich and not spilling the delicious chick fil a sauce while eating their fries
      gatorfan5 a month
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    • Driving is just basically a rollercoaster that you can control
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    • That takes about a year
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    • My friend got pulled over for going 53 in a 35, started crying and told the officer she was dyslexic (she isnt). She got off without a ticket 😂
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    • Anyone also remember when 40mph felt like light speed?
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    • I always drove like this. For like a solid year. Then I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket and 4 points on my license. Now I drive like a Mormon Grandma
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    • The first good car I ever had crashed last week and it was totaled. I have -0.11 in my account and I have no way to finance a new car because I’m a broke college student working at a dollar store I want to die.
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    • This is the kind of shit that kills people. Pay attention when you drive
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    • Exactly zero other people are doing that now.
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    • I ride a motorcycle with a helmet camera and have now reached a level of idgaf where I will brake check tailgaters, and if people try to intimidate/push me out of my lane I will let them hit me and just claim off them using the camera.
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    • I’m too short to drive with my knees...
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    • I’m gonna take my learners permit on Monday, wish me luck as I hate studying with a burning passion and will do ANYTHING to procrastinate studying, Hell I’m procrastinating right now by looking at INigga
      Garadon 20 apr
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    • Bold of you to assume half this app can drive
      Gardy 20 apr
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    • Firdt time I went driving, we drove around an old Kmart parking lot. I almost hit the only car that was there.
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    • Okay psycho just cause you’re a danger to society doesn’t mean we all are.
      IRageI 19 apr
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    • Anyone else drive normal? I dont text/call while driving and dont eat and drive. I've been in a severe wreck due to distracted driving and I lost my sister last year because she was texting and driving. It only takes a split second to end a life so I try to drive responsibly.
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    • How can you be afraid of driving? It’s so simple the car just does what you tell it to. Although I am concerned because of other garbage ass drivers you still shouldn’t be afraid of what you control
      AlphyChan 19 apr
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    • I drive with my knees and I put my both hands behind the headrest and niggas be lookin at me like if my car drives on its own
      LilRed__ 19 apr
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    • If you do this, you're actually a terrible person
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    • I drive like an old lady for now and I fear the day I can go over 40 with no problem
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    • That was me when I was with my trainer learning to drive 18 Wheelers. Now I'm rolling down Kentucky and Virginia mountains at 40 tons & 80mph practicing duolingo. You get used to anything with enough time, I wanna fly planes one day.
      KnowSome 19 apr
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    • Did something fucking stupid yesterday but it ended being awesome. So stand still traffic. Finally make a right turn and the dudes going 15 mph. Somebody overtakes him and I follow not realizing I had to turn. I was going like 70, took the sharpest turn of my life, and executed a drift perfectly
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    • Driving with my parents still stresses me out
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    • 60 mph really feels slow once you break 100
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    • People who do anything other than driving while behind the wheel deserve to get their license taken away
      Billy817 19 apr
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    • just recently got my permit and everyone says you get used to it but i’ll probably always go 5 under
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    • I was never afraid, nor do I do stupid things like use my phone
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    • Y’all are the reason 1 in 4 people are in car accidents
      Tyluwi 19 apr
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    • Hell no at first i was nervous but then I turned into a little shit abd started thinking I could drive perfectly safe at 80 hugging every curve. I learned to slow the fuck down. If not for my sake then for others. People need to quit pretending theyre David Higgins or some shit when they drive
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    • I actually drive safe because I don’t want my insurance to go up if I fuck up
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    • “I’ve lived long enough my time is coming”
      iRaditz 19 apr
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    • Anyone else was a natural at driving?
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    • I hate driving
      matiasgana a month
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    • I don’t even know how fast I go, my speedometer stops at 85
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    • I drive like I can afford a speeding ticket
      pringIeface a month
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    • Yeah cuz doing all of that makes you a pro driver?
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    • Just got my license today and my first drive a guy in the left turn lane turns right and hits me😐
      jloooov a month
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    • LemonLynn 21 apr
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    • So I was sitting there, salsa on my knees...
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    • There I was, sour cream on my steering wheel, the dog was passed out and I still had half a pie left
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    • There I was, salsa on my titties
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    • I've never been afraid of driving because I'd think being afraid would make me worse so I would just will myself to not be afraid
      dc9907 21 apr
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    • Just got my license 3 months ago and I've already hit 120 in my Mustang while choosing a song from my YouTube playlist on my phone. I'm just not afraid of death. Life sucks. If I die then oh well. Fuck it.
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    • You misspelled rolling a blunt
      go_bux 21 apr
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    • 80 is the default freeway speed
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    • You need to have your licence revoked.
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    • And hitting a bowl while turning into traffic
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    • No knees but I usually steer with 2 fingers...minimal effort
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    • Before I got my license I loved driving now that I got it I hate driving I don’t like dealing with idiots
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    • Suddenly you rear end a car and kill 2 kids. Maybe roll your own vehicle. Dumbass..
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    • 50,000 people on average die from driving accidents across America annually. The largest majority is “distracted driving”. This is part of it...
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    • You guys touch the steering wheel?
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    • Never thought driving was scary but I’ll never forget the first day I got my license and left the house to drive to a buddy’s - first time driving on your own. Was such an adrenaline rush for the first few minutes 🤔😂
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    • I don’t even have a learner’s permit and I’m almost 19 I honestly wish public transport was better in the United States
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    • I rear ended the guy ahead of me a few days ago. I was coming up to a stop light, hit the brakes, and the brake line blew, I couldn't stop at all. Thankfully no one was hurt and with only minimal damage to both cars.
      Cobra427 20 apr
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    • How weird I just got into a wreck
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    • Who TF even remembers driving these days. I just start texting and fast travel to my destination.
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    • I don’t have fear for myself, i fear for the drivers around me
      Maenzee 20 apr
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    • Honestly the first thing I thought about when using the autopilot on the Tesla was how much better eating is going to be.
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    • I just got in my first accident on Wednesday. I've never been afraid to drive, because I've always just told myself that if I don't anticipate an accident, I won't get into one. Well some fucking idiot decided it was time to change my mentality and hit the brakes hard for no reason.
      Numbuh_2 20 apr
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    • I'm not scared of my driving, I'm scared of the people driving around me.
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    • Anybody else revert back to being scared of everything when their parents are in the car?
      buck147 19 apr
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    • Half of the people on this app can't relate because they're 12
      Doggerino 19 apr
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