• remember this, popcorn is
prepared all in the same pot, in
the same heat, in the same oil but
they don't pop at the same time so
don't compare yourself to others,
your time to pop is coming
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    • Some people eat the unpopped ones. But y'all ever tried the butter covered paper bag? That shit slaps
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    • I'm pretty sure I popped really early and have been burning since
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    • I still eat the unpopped ones :[
      FunL 2 jul
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    • I just put those back in
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    • Bro I don’t want to be 30 by the time I figure shit out. This shit fucking hurts.
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    • Your time in the spotlight will come, Gentlemen! Self improvement is a good way to make it happen faster!! :)
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    • Y'all dont know that if you make popcorn right, almost all the kernels pop. Like 99.99% of them. I have an actual movie theater popcorn maker and they all almost always pop
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    • If you pop early you are more likely to burn
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    • You'll pop, but the rest will all be burnt. You'll rise above them all.
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    • This is the part where I take every metaphor literally
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    • Some people just take a bit longer to figure things out. All you gotta do is keep moving and it’ll come to you
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    • Some popcorn is closer to the bottom and gets extra scholarships I mean heat and oil due to it and some are just deformed like me
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    • What about the kernels at the bottom of the bowl that didnt pop?
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    • Could you imagine if they all just popped at the same time?
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    • What's popcorn?
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    • It’s not because it won’t pop it just needs to go into a different pot to try again
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    • Schmeaty 3 jul
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    • Fr if you wanna improve your life I think you gotta just work harder and always put in the extra effort, if you stuck working at mcdonalds you gotta become the manager 😤
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    • Heron 5 jul
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    • So who’s going to teach this dummy about thermal dynamics?
      Heron 5 jul
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    • Much like pissy shitties
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    • Popped or not, I will consume
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    • Some are at the top some in the middle and some in the bottom
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    • pop, locc & drop it
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    • don't worry, even the kernels get eaten in this house
      Kasagure 3 jul
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    • That just means you're not where there's enough heat. Start moving yourself to a better position and you'll be sure to pop.
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    • Unless you burn every one else. 😊
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    • Or maybe put the work in to be a better person, instead of waiting for “your time”
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    • UwU you’ll pop some day! And I’ll be there for you until your there... ;)
      Alpacaaa 3 jul
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    • Who tf puts their popcorn in a pot?
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    • So tomboy or mommy?
      Boat_Man 3 jul
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    • I don’t wanna get shot 😭
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    • Shut yo depressed ass up i love you
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    • I'm 20, I know I'm young even someone who is 25, probably almost no different from a teenager, but I feel like my life has been going nowhere at all and I have to constantly battle the existential and human sides of me. On one hand I think about eternity, on the other I think about humanity
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    • I'm the one that popped too soon and now burnt up, hardened and stale.
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    • Still waiting
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    • What is this a metaphor for?
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    • So i must wait for others to burn before i pop?
      johnnova 6 jul
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    • I’m one of those burnt out popcorns that has nothing left to give
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    • Just need more heat, no kernel left behind
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    • Also remember some could get too burnt
      4DR14N 5 jul
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    • The unpopped ones are great change my mind
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    • Yeah but if you don’t do anything, people throw you away because you’re useless
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    • Some people still eat the unpopped ones. That means if your not appreciated you’re just not in the right place. Go find the place where people appreciate you.
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    • Lol are we comparing humans to 🌽? Alright then!
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    • They pop just when they pop all the other ones may be burnt you time will always come
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    • I took this literally and thought he meant the time after a person dies their internal organs explode and the pee and poop in your body spills out
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    • We are humans, not corn
      zech270 5 jul
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    • Ya, they also get EATEN!
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    • *ends up half-burnt in the bottom of a trash can*
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    • Some people’s favorites are the unpopped ones
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    • Even if you don’t pop I’m probably going to eat you anyways
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    • I dont want to violently explode though
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    • Perhaps the unpopped ones are just waiting there brethren burn before they pop.
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    • You see, the issue is that I popped a while ago. Now, im burning. My little popcorn is black
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    • Ok
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    • Bro I hate sayings like this because I know so many people who shit just doesn’t workout and they always say “oh in the end everything works out” but it never does and I’m scared that’s gonna happen to me
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    • So you're telling me to cover myself in burning oil?
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    • But you will still be eaten
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    • Anyway what’s your favorite part of heal the world by Michael Jackson? Mine is 3:22-3:34
      Caligoo 5 jul
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    • All I’m imagining is ppl waiting patently to explode
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    • I'm always poppin
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    • imma be one of those half popped ones
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    • Thats because you dont have enough water in you homie
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    • But they do have different moistures.
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    • I'm the box they came in that gets thrown away
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    • Every kernel will pop eventually, but you gotta get the popped ones out or they’ll burn up while waiting for the slower ones. It’s ok to be among the slower to pop ones. Some people might leave you behind but that’s ok. You’ll pop much later but still get into the same vat of popped corn eventually
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    • I think the word "popcorns" is so cute, and I also think that anyone who says "popcorns" is very very wholesome and I would like them to stay that way 😌
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    • You popped in first grade and are now burnt while the rest of us are just coming to fruition
      daftwit 4 jul
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    • How to maximize poppage of an Act II bag in the microwave: open the plasict wrap and elongate bag. Squish kernels and butter around with your hand to spread out kernels and oil evenly across bag (this takes about 2 min). Cook roughly 2 minutes and 15 seconds. I give you forbidden knowledge.
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    • Last time i had friends was in 8th grade and everyone avoided me when i went to high school literally every time i was walking they would go the other way ;(
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    • During a nuke warfare tho they gonna pop
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    • God, imagine if they did all pop at once, it would be terrifying and awesome
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    • You just need to drink more water
      Bjord 4 jul
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    • They all pop! But sometimes it's long after others have burnt out
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    • Pop pop!~
      No1z3 4 jul
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    • Also remember that the popcorn that pop first are the first to get burnt
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    • Some have to burn for others to pop
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    • I'm the one that will never p0p
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    • Oh I’ll pop, I’ll pop all over the fucking wall
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    • I've already experienced high levels of radiation from SPY radar and the only thing that I've popped are my knees
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    • oil?
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    • With the way metals heat is not even. The heat source will always be hotter and the the bits that actually make contact with the heat will be the hottest. Likewise, heat that is transferred doesn't just stay on the metal, it's T R A N S F E R R E D. So while they're all popcorn, they're not equal.
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    • Im one of the unpopped ones, lets be real.
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    • Me knowing I popped early and quickly burned up
      Kurn1433 4 jul
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    • How I feel about YouTube. No time to edit, no talent to show off
      Linkachu 4 jul
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    • Yknow I really hate feeling like I peaked when I was 12 years old winning a hockey championship. Really makes me feel like the best times were when no kernels popped
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    • My sister is the popcorn that never poops
      Neither 4 jul
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    • They will pop. Burn them until they do.
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    • If I was a retarded middle school girl I'd find this deep.
      Tackaboi 4 jul
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    • People are saying oh don’t worry if you’re different and pushing self love and all that but it also sounds like a good way to enable someone to be a jerk or be “toxic” and not change
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    • If you pop it in a pot on the stove they all pop
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    • Same.
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    • As far as popcorn goes I tend to use a stove top popper these days and every time I make popcorn it pops almost all if not all of the kernels and as far as I’m concerned is better than microwave.
      SirB 4 jul
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    • But some never pop
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    • They're called kernels, do people not know they're called kernels?
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