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lento plants over dead bodies,
plant an endangered species so it will be against
the law to dig it up. Just looking out for you guys.
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    • Yeah. Cause the cops will for sure correctly identify the plant and give a shit
      Lewdles 3 jul
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    • Thanks man, now i can finally get rid of some stuff thats been lying around in my basement
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    • Some advice, from an anonymous source. separate into 3 : skin, muscle, bones. Skin in a swamp(gone in 2 weeks if folded neatly). Muscle, in the woods (doesn't matter where, wolves/bears will eat it). Bones in random places 6-15 at a time (crush the skull into dust).
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    • Who tf checks to see if it's legal or not before digging up some random ass plants
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    • Lmao, good luck getting your hands on seeds for a native, endangered plant. They’re endangered for a reason.
      Gecker 3 jul
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    • Where am I sopose to get an endangered species of plant asking for a friend
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    • One of my teachers in high school told my class that one night he and his friends were out camping and underage drinking and he pulled up some bush when a cop comes out of the blue and writes him a citation for the plant being protected instead of the underage drinking when there was a keg in 1/2
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    • Ah yes, let me get my endangered species seeds
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    • Planting plants has always sounded strange. Like laughing laughs, humanizing humans, shouting shouts, wording words, walking walks, bitching bitches, etc.
      Dabbler 3 jul
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    • For anyone wondering those plants in the picture are called pitcher plants and are similar to the Venus fly trap because it holds a sticky almost honey like liquid that attracts bugs and they get stuck
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    • If there's suspicion of a dead body in a nobody will give a shit if it was the last of it's kind
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    • Jokes on you, if someone comes to piss on the grave the plants will die. Also
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    • When I was in prison I wrote my elderly mom saying not to till the garden (that I usually prepare for her to plant vegtebles) because "that's where I burried the bodies" . The next day the cops dug it up for her!! Eventhough I was locked up, I still managed to till her garden. Hur Hur Hur
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    • But make sure it's endangered in that area, otherwise it would be considered an invasive species and they would have to dig it up.
      Zukaziki 3 jul
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    • But then it attracts attention
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    • Where do I get the plants if they are illegal to dig up?
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    • It’s illegal to dig up a body anyway what
      Snozbear 3 jul
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    • Good looking out!
      Tcherie 3 jul
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    • Finally I can rid of these illegally obtained plants
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    • Ima plant the scrotum flower over you all
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    • U like plants huh? Name every plant
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    • Wait so if I just plant my weed with some rare plants it's illegal to get rid of
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    • Imagine seeing coffin sized patch of endangered plants in someones backyard
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    • Big brain plays right there
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    • Or if you are on the coast hide it in a marsh because it will be hard to find fish crabs ect will eat it
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    • Big issue is finding a local endangered species, harvesting it and keeping it alive but at the same time not accidental burying so many bodies that the
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    • Its against the law to dig up a body so plant this rare plant cause looters like plants
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    • ....and where do you get this endangered plant ?
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    • Oh shit that’s actually a really good idea haha
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    • Who would even know if it’s an endangered plant before digging it up? We’re not all botanists y’know
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    • Redwood
      Cacaonut 3 jul
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    • Also put the body six feet deep, then a large dog at three feet.
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    • Meh im gonna have a concrete hole dug, hire an explosive guy to rig the bottom up, have my body thrown onto the pile, have me shot into space or make a cool art installation somewhere
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    • I was this Golden Gurls episode where this bitch of an old lady wanted this tree cut down so rose said she could drop dead & the bitch literally dropped dead. Rose felt bad so they held a funeral for her. On Rose & her gang showed up. Rose then had the old lady cremated bc it was cheapest & she 1/2
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    • Isn’t it already against the law to dig up a grave?
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    • Lmao that isn't even an endangered species that's literally just pitcher plants
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    • By law if there is any solid evidence it’s there then a judge will throw that “don’t touch those extinct plants” out the window
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    • YOOOO SARRACENIA
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    • Break one law so yeah...why not two.
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    • Hah, been doing that for 12 years now
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    • thank you but it’s too late already
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    • Ahh yes because grave robbing isn’t illegal
      _CRPT_ 3 jul
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    • Isn’t it already illegal to dig up a grave
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    • This actually works! Its amazing i also used endangered animals and claim it as a protective wild life environment
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    • Because as we all know digging up a corpse is perfectly legal
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    • well nigga do I just buy it
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    • When I went on a trip to the northernmost point of Wisconsin I realized it was the perfect place to bury a dead body. That being said for $600 I'll bury a body for you
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    • Yeah because I totally know where to buy endangered plants
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    • Make em into hamburger
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    • Anyone here know what endangered plants look like
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    • Mile Wosowski approves this method
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    • I get some great murder tips from this app
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    • Dead bodies make good fertilizer
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    • If the burial site was found you fucked up in the first place
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    • WTF
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    • If u wanna hill someone then u must make sure that it’s not someone that’s close to u or has beef with u. Don’t just go for them like any merder . You just stalk them for at least a month. And find a place where they go where she’s alone. If your going for a gun kell then u need to go somewhere whe-
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    • Phexal 3 jul
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    • Seinen 3 jul
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    • Guys I just had a dream I got chopped up and decapitated in front of a wallmart parking lot and two of my friends got merked as well tell you what dreams are crazy
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    • There's actually another reason why it's illegal
      Somdlomd 6 jul
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    • Cops arent biologist, only smart people are
      PennName 6 jul
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    • Where can I buy Blue Bonit seads?
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    • So technically I can get away with murder if I planted endangered species of plants over the 3 buried bodies I have in my backyard?
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    • Just let me go to the Home Depot and buy an endangered plant
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    • AnimorphPussy i belive you missed the point. Its illegal to dig up graves so if there's an endangered species you plant it on your grave so the plants wont be dug up or disturbed.
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    • Its illegal to dig up graves
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    • What about a plant transfer? All they gotta do is gently use a shovel to take out the plants with its roots intact, and then relocate the plants, right?
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    • Bury your body, add dirt, bury a dead animal directly above and cover. They'll think the dog is alerting on the animal.
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    • Or, even easier, plant the state flower
      maybryn 5 jul
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    • Well if someone is going to dig up a body it's not legal anyways so they won't care (I know this post it's a joke but)
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    • Or your states flower
      xX_BILLY 5 jul
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    • damn, wish it was illegal to dig up dead bodies in the first place
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    • Pigs...are actually the best way to get rid of human remains just saying
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    • yeah, because otherwise it would be perfectly legal to dig up a dead body
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    • Totally can't dig up roots and relocate the plant without it dying
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    • It would be easier to get away with murder than acquiring an endangered species
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    • No. Dig deeper than you normally would. Bury the body, and then bury an animal where you would have put the human.
      Elon 5 jul
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    • Piranha solution
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    • Yall know its like, a minor inconvenience to dig up a plant and have it be replantable
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    • Bury a dead dog 2 feet above the body then plant endangered plants over it
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    • Yes, I can see it now, me and my grave robbing friends come up and right before the first strike of the shovel my cousin throckmorton points out that the flowers are endangered, plans having been foiled we retreat into the night
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    • bruhh
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    • I didn't realize we lived in a world where everyone follows the law..
      ImBAVID 5 jul
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    • Great now I just gotta find some kinda endangered plant life
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    • Isn’t digging up graves illegal anyways? Or have I been living my life wrong this whole fucking time
      Bloc_Boi 5 jul
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    • ThNks
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    • I would assume an endangered species would be expensive
      Karthull 5 jul
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    • Once I stabbed a cat. I now know where to put the corpse
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    • Dig a 6 foot hole throw the body in then fill in 4 feet with dirt, then klLL there dog and throw it In and then fill in the rest with dirt
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    • Just out curiosity, what are some endangered plants
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    • And where the hell am I gonna get an endangered plant
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    • Clever
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    • Bruh
      Z2Nolan 4 jul
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    • thog dont caare about endaggered plants
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    • But don't plant invasive species
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    • Especially carnivorous plants.
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    • If someone wants to dig up your body, they don't care what plant is growing on it.
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