Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the grade.
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the grade.
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph.
I feel was denied...
NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION!
ON
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph. I feel was denied... NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION! ON
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
16d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus - My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus
Thezinogre Thezinogre
26 sep 2020
My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus - My only regret is not having a better camera to take pictures of Optimus
Me after spraying the spider in the corner with bug killer.
SpareParts SpareParts
14 oct 2020
Me after spraying the spider in the corner with bug killer.
When set an alarm for and it says
1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
When set an alarm for and it says 1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
Cat on a cat - Cat on a cat
Theoneamigo Theoneamigo
25 sep 2020
Cat on a cat - Cat on a cat
USSR: So do you want to build 5000 more nukes or send dogs to the moon
People:
TheCouncilOfDave TheCouncilOfDave
22 sep 2020
USSR: So do you want to build 5000 more nukes or send dogs to the moon People:
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ?
Me:
BARRY McCOCKINNER
zz13
2 mar
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ? Me: BARRY McCOCKINNER
Pov: you see me walk in Dollar
General after that stimmy hits.
EN
B4UShout B4UShout
16 mar
Pov: you see me walk in Dollar General after that stimmy hits. EN
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Heather7 Heather7
25 sep 2020
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11*
The crackhead:
of
YOur soul is mine.
ASS
BarrettFan101 BarrettFan101
15 dec 2020
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11* The crackhead: of YOur soul is mine. ASS
leturns off the big fan because it's too loud.
Everyone else in the helicopter:
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
5 feb
leturns off the big fan because it's too loud. Everyone else in the helicopter:
Who did it better?
She's got my seal of approval!
salad_memes_boi salad_memes_boi
3 jun
Who did it better? She's got my seal of approval!
Nash1269 Nash1269
25 sep 2020
© Based on: slav.kev
TikTok _@petermahoney301 my bro asked for the travis scott burger but they gave him the juice wrid burger instead
UNILAD.CO.UK
'Curious' Boy Nearly Dies After Sticking 53
Magnetic Balls Up Penis
jjohnnaanthonyy Sh
He got some balls of steel
Reply # 26
Marijuanology Marijuanology
23 sep 2020
UNILAD.CO.UK 'Curious' Boy Nearly Dies After Sticking 53 Magnetic Balls Up Penis jjohnnaanthonyy Sh He got some balls of steel Reply # 26
Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result
shaundenee shaundenee
4 nov 2020
Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result
Vegans when they realize they beat their meat and not their plant:
don't even know anymore
ME1K ME1K
27 jan
Vegans when they realize they beat their meat and not their plant: don't even know anymore