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    • She sniffed the kids
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    • What the fuck even are these? Do people just put all their fake shower arguments on Twitter now and add a name at the end thinking it’s somehow funny?
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    • People who do coke aren’t gonna bitch at you for drinking energy drinks lmao
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    • Lots of things are better for you than cocaine, doesn’t mean Red Bull is good for you tho
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    • Coke is better than red bull
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    • is this supposed to be relatable? I didn’t realize everyone knows a cokehead who criticizes red bull for being bad for you
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    • Kudo 16d
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    • dont think the same people calling redbull unhealthy are doing cocaine
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    • pretty sure someone who does Coke won't be talking shit about redbull
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    • I don't think anyone who does cocaine is going to be talking about how bad Red Bull is for you
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    • Nobody who does cocaine would ever say this.
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    • Somehow I feel like it isn’t people who are doing cocaine that are lecturing people about energy drinks, but go off I guess lol.
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    • I like how as soon as you bash against red bull, suddenly you do cocaine
      kodyzzl 16d
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    • What the hell ISN’T bad for you... The fucking Star we revolve around that is half responsible for our very existence is the leading cause of cancer....
      5 2
    • “Juuls don’t have nicotine.” And i’m sure that weed you’re smoking is definitely curing cancer, brad.
      Jaizo 15d
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    • Just cause you say something worse does not mean what i said is irrelevant
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    • Red Bull is liquid cocaine
      iModels 16d
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    • That’s not an excuse at all to continue drinking Red Bull retard, you ignore your problem by pointing out others
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    • Pretty sure no person who sniffs cocaine tells other people that red bull is bad
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    • The ever relatable story of being a Red Bull drinker who gets condescended to about drinking Red Bull by their cocaine using female acquaintance.
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    • I seriously doubt anybody addicted to cocaine is gonna be lecturing you on health
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    • Absolutely no one who does cocaine would care if you drank a red bull
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    • No one who does coke regularly would tell you that Red Bull’s are bad for you
      4 1
    • "Thing bad but other thing worse so your argument on thing invalid" how bout you just take care of your body retards
      4 1
    • ReDbUlLs ArE bAd FoR yOu
      MariDee 16d
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    • "Sniffany"
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    • How to feel better about doing something bad: create a straw man enemy.
      boofett 16d
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    • Am I the only one who’s never been lectured on health by a fucking drug addict??
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    • Yeah claiming that someone does something worse doesn’t make your choice better retard
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    • I sincerely doubt anybody who snorts Coke is the same person who is lecturing you on your drink of choice.
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    • There was this bitch one time trying to tell me weed has been causing addiction as she bumps a line of coke. I just looked at her she looked at me. I shook my head and walked the fuck out.
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    • I SAID HOW ABOUT, BREAKFAST AT SNIFFANY’S
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    • What out she’s probably a snitchany too
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    • Nobody says that. If she does coke she drinks redbull.
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    • Ok but how about we do none of this garbage
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    • Hey kids bad drugs are cheap and good drugs are expensive so the real question is how much is cocaine if it was legal.
      DRCulo 16d
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    • I mean just about everything is bad for us.
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    • Like if you do coke
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    • Red Bulls make me fucking shake like your mom's back massager she'd never let you try...
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    • Redbull has been directly linked to blood clotting and increases you chances of a heart attack by 500 percent. So he has a point.
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    • sniffany buttholes today?
      Gemmed 16d
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    • Lowkey cocaine probably is better than redbull for your body
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    • If you’re doing blow, you shouldn’t be drinking any sort of energy drink or caffeine for that matter. Just some advice for the first timers.
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    • Cocaine is the closest humanity will ever get to god, shut your bitch mouth
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    • I demand ads have comment sections so we can shit post
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    • Cocaine is a helluva drug!
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    • *holds 8 ball and large red bull behind back* yeah, Haha, losers
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    • I hate cocaine, but I love the smell of it
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    • Literally said no coke head ever
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    • Regular monster tastes better than regular Red Bull, and its cheaper too. + more caffeine. However, tangerine Red Bull is much more delicious
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    • This is 100% a strawman, 99% of the people who tell you it's bad for you don't do fucking blow.
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    • Shut your straight edge pussy ass up and hit this line fruitcake.
      Alacard 16d
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    • Cocaine is a plant it’s safe
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    • We live in a world where spinach can kill you if it’s not washed properly, mind ya buisness
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    • My friends “you shouldn’t drink that monster those are awful for you” yeah well getting drunk each weekend and rotting your brain and killing your liver isn’t good either but here we are.
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    • It just bothers me when the freshmen drink it when they’re already as loud as a fucking jet engine
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    • *Hits juul* yeah red bull is bad *hits blunt* idk why anybody would drink them. *Heroin addicted boyfriend walks in* oh hey honey
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    • Red bulls are really bad for you, especially if you piss them off
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    • Are we really discussing which is better, red bull or cocaine?
      2 1
    • Buss down snotiana
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    • Honestly cocaine isnt that bad
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    • My sister! Shes a heroin addict, but also a health freak and it's annoying as fuck to be lectured by her
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    • When you gotta use cocaine as a comparison in order to make yourself feel better about what you put into your body
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    • Coke is a pretty exspensive energy boost. If you want the most bang for your buck, meth is the way to go.
      mgnage 16d
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    • I drink Bang, it works better for me
      GalaxyX 16d
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    • "Sniffany". That cracks me up so much.
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    • I feel like this was targeted at a certain person
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    • Cocaine gives you wings
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    • But real Gs snort coke AND drink red bull
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    • Snortney
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    • Something a cocain addict would never say "Red Bull is bad for you"
      Sk3tchy 16d
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    • I'd rather snort cocaine off of someone's ass crack than drink red bull but that's mostly because red bull tastes disgusting
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    • And I said what about, cocaine at sniffany's
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    • Who is doing cocaine but shiting on red bull those don't over lap
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    • I mean, at least it's herbal lmao
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    • Sorry I don’t drink anything with a warning label on it
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    • Haha sniffany xD
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    • So red bull can't be bad for you since cocain is bad for you?
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    • digbig 16d
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    • S n i f f a n y
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    • What about her trailers trash cousin Methany
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    • How do people like energy drinks though? They taste awful and make your kidneys shoot neon piss.
      Brahmus 16d
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    • The only high I need is the one I get while reading my bible
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    • Honestly I don't think anyone snorting some coke gives q fuck what you're doing
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    • Neither are good
      Alycatz 16d
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    • Comparing a bad thing to something worse doesn’t make it better
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    • Yes because everyone who criticizes energy drinks snorts cocaine
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    • Cocaine: for when you want to feel extra awesome and get shit done
      ajbug 16d
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    • Why do all white girls snort coke
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    • What about her cousin Crystal Methany
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    • Wehim 16d
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