Recruiter: another great benefit is military discount! Let me paint a picture for you. It's pay day, but you only have $8.75 in your account and that combo #6 costs $9.05. You roll up, show that military ID, and BAM! $8.45 is your total, AND thank you for your service!"
Guy: "But if it's pay day why do only have $8.75 in my acc--"
Recruiter: DID I MENTION THE
FREE NECKLACE ENGRAVED WITH YOUR NAME ON IT?"