• Recruiter: another great benefit is military discount! Let me paint a picture for you. It's pay day, but you only have $8.75 in your account and that combo #6 costs $9.05. You roll up, show that military ID, and BAM! $8.45 is your total, AND thank you for your service!"
Guy: "But if it's pay day why do only have $8.75 in my acc--"
Recruiter: DID I MENTION THE
FREE NECKLACE ENGRAVED WITH YOUR NAME ON IT?"
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    • YOOOO FREE DRIP???
      c0rgi 10 aug
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    • Due to a computer error at a millitary convention that my parents and I went to, I was registered as a two star general at the age of 6.
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    • "What's your dream budget car?"
      Atasaki 10 aug
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    • My recruiter straight up lied to me. “Pick any duty station you want! Go anywhere you pick!” Now I’m 1,000 miles away from my friends and family, thanks a lot dickhead.
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    • I ain't asking no more, you're joining!
      blue_too 11 aug
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    • And that necklace with your name and religion on also has the number you are to the United States gov’t
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    • “did i mention that if you bomb at least 10 hospitals you get a free challenger”
      _Gaz_ 11 aug
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    • I literally joined the army at 18 for 6 years because they offered me free shirts
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    • Shit I was skeptical until that last part, I’m in
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    • Those backwards sunglasses and that haircut. The dude is obviously already enlisted.
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    • The pay is “low”, but you also have no travel costs, housing, clothing, or food expenses. If you aren’t wasting it, it’s all money in the bank
      BigMorty 11 aug
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    • And did I mention if you are married you will be cheated on constantly, but thanks for your service mate
      mindhacks 11 aug
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    • I’m at the MEPS hotel right now, shipping out tomorrow
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    • Cuz you are spending $700 a month on your camaro and $500 on alcohol
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    • Wait. So does being in the army pay bad?
      rammy_be 11 aug
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    • Yknow I might actually join the military if I didn’t have to be homeless after
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    • “I know you’re 19 and have only known your girl for 5 months, but did you know we’ll give you a handful more of peanuts in your salary if you’re married?”
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    • Nah fuck that. Free college tuition is worth it af
      Imaculate 11 aug
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    • WaNt A $20,000 bOnUs??
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    • army recruiters should be held accountable for everyone they have gotten k!lled
      usa_no_1 10 aug
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    • I’m thinking about joining the navy, any advice ? Probably going in within the next few months
      Grizzlie 11 aug
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    • Idk why they say people in the army make so little. Im making 80k a year. I put 1k in savings every month and make two house payments. Thay also doesn't include what i save on medical and what my wife makes.
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    • And people are surprised they only get to recruit people with a 1.0 GPA
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    • I’m in the army right now you get like 700 each pay check. 1400 a month. your rooms are nice and privet. you get free food... the dipshits that complain about the pay eat out every night and get black out drunk every weekend. If you live like an actual adult the army has awesome pay.
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    • Just scored AFQT 93 on asvab. Now my recruiters gonna try everything in his power to prevent me from going 11b. Fuuuuuck
      Zeros 11 aug
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    • 🎵 They say that in the army the pay is mighty fine, they give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety nine! 🎵
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    • If you're going military, you best be single already. Sure living in the barracks sucks, but you save so much rather than living off base.
      Smogdogy 11 aug
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    • National guard ftw
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    • Pay isn't that bad if your on barracks, it's not a lot but you definitely won't be going broke if you know how to spend money
      Cyperian 11 aug
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    • If you get a good score on your ASVAB you can make bank in the military.
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    • I would love to share a comment with you but im enlisted so apparently my comment is only funny to depressed 20 yo’s with 2021 mustangs
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    • Military pay is based on rank and time in service. So even if you do a 5 year enlistment contract, if you get out as an E-3, don’t be surprised is your pay is still kinda shit. Anyone who serves that long in any branch should’ve gotten out as an NCO, so that’s on you. Only exception is Air Force-
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    • Actually military discount is bullshit if you're active, because any place within like a 35 mi radius of any base gate doesn't offer it.
      Think_ 11 aug
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    • Oh come on. Everyone knows the real reason we all do it is the free meal at Applebee's once a year on Veteran's Day.
      epicgirl8 11 aug
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    • You don't get a necklace with your name and blood type on it, all I got was a key for a lock that if it wasn't on the drawer of my rack my shit would be all over the floor
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 11 aug
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    • Stamped not engraved
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    • Someone who served told me not to listen to recruiters and only enlist because I want to
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    • PorkSword 11 aug
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    • When my buddy got out, he got a custom blanket with a DD214 on it. Because he said he never wanted the warmth and comfort of that paper to go away
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    • BY THE WAY YOU PAY FOR EVERYTHING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING PAYCHECK. Everything! Even the socks you wear in boot camp! Nothing is "issued" to you to keep. If you keep it, like dog tags, you fuckin PAY for it. You get a bill at the end of boot camp explaining your smaller checks!!!
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    • Four years in you can have a degree, a paid off car, management experience, a security clearance, and more. While those who went to college are like 80k in debt
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    • I'm willingly going into the Air Force, my family has been a military family and I've decided after university (so I can get my degree and Become the first in my family to got school after highschool)
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    • let me have big gun and I'm in
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    • Chodge Darger
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    • Holy shit, free necklace????
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    • Just tell them you don’t feel like fighting for oil.
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    • I would join but I seriously doubt I could get in. I'm on the autism spectrum, got 1 kidney, and 7 pins in my right arm
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    • Getting paid to go to criminal justice school? Fuck yeah I'm doing it, have fun with student debt, losers.
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    • He said "son, have you seen the world? Well what would you say if I said that you could."
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    • My recruiter told me that infantry and artillery are one in the same. They aren’t. At all.
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    • Yo real question tho. If you want benefits, like a phat bonus, and free college, why not just join that national guard? You get most the same shit, and better education with a lot less work.
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    • love how they don’t mention the life after war when you’re a shell of your former self having PTSD flashbacks and also the high suicide rate among veterans who return from war
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    • Yo congrats on the feature MyHipsRMovingOnTheirOwn
      WolfTails 11 aug
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    • Marines tell you is gonna suck most of the time, he says it's bad enough that it gets you curious so you check it out, and your recruiter was right all along, but your stubborn ass had decided you were going to join the moment you decided to talk to him
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    • actually I work at micky dingles, the number 6 is 7.60 for a medium and 8.15 for a large. also we don't have military discount sadly.
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    • Bro you look cool af with that necklace. Me and my brothers had fake ones made when we were kids. We wore them all the time
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    • How much do they get paid and do they get paid weekly? Bi-weekly?
      Nema 11 aug
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    • Oh shit I’m in
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    • The pay in the army isn’t that bad
      bdb9357 11 aug
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    • Any tips for joining the CAF if I can't find a job in welding after college?
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    • Idk what I’m gonna do after high school, I’m a senior, but it’s probably gonna be a factory job or a branch of the military, I’m not dead set on those but it’s what seems most likely at the moment
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    • I was an fmf corpsman in the navy for 5 years. Best thing I ever did. I honestly don’t know why the military gets criticized so much. I made a bunch of money while in and when I got out I got a chill good paying government job
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    • Braindead morons kiIling on foreign soil indiscriminately because government told them to
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    • I may sink low in my life, but at least I'll never sink military low
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    • You don't do it for the money.
      Purenrgy 11 aug
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    • I couldn't be able to join, because if a drill sergeant yells at me. I would knock him the fuck out
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    • Any advice for me? Thinking about joining navy as a EM. I'm already a Electrician apprentice
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    • Not the military's fault you can't manage your money
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    • I love the free necklace. FINALLY found out my own blood type
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    • What if all these army recruiter memes was foreign propaganda to discourage people joining the US forces
      Skat 14 aug
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    • You have to pay for clothes that arent your military clothes and pay for your own food unless you’re on field op
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    • You also get free alcohol addiction
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    • Get paid 40K to do this. 109 dollars a day if you work every day, which considering the conditions and hours.... meh? More power to the people who want to serve but if you do it for the money then you're not making a smart choice.
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    • I'll be going into the usmc when I get my GED I heard you need 5 college credits if you dont have a high school diploma is that true?
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    • I backed out of joining. I did the physical and everything.
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    • Your school gets paid for bitch
      bontakun 12 aug
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    • Might join since i cant do shit else
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    • I thinking about going into the navy as an officer when I graduate with a bachelors, advice?
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    • Seems legit... i would know as a dumb private😵 15E baby!!!!
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    • Let's not forget all the Motrin your heart can desire!
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    • Any chance anybody here is part of NUPOC? Planning on applying this year and looking for any advice
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    • Go Join The Military, Best Decision Youll Ever Make. (shh if we get idiots to join willingly, there will be no draft in the future)
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    • I had one try to recruit me while I was working and when I said I wasn't interested he said I wasn't built for it anyway
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    • Sad part about this is that soldiers get paid crap, but are still "set" compared to half the American population.
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    • Damn I want a necklace with my name on it
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    • I have a fair amount of cousins in the military no matter how much I see military memes i actually envy their free college tuition and benefits while I’m over here in debt at my university working a full time job barely getting benefits. God bless all the troops
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    • Did I mention once you come home nobody really gives a fuck about your sacrifice and mental health?
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    • It sucks that recruiters lie all the time, like they were in the military just tell me what you been through and how to do it. don’t lie to me telling me that you get to travel the world and have fun and then I might consider joining
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    • If you have Navy Federal you get payed the Day before
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    • Haha yeah like they don't give you $30k and sales ads for Cameros
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    • Has anyone actually ever encountered a recruiter like this?
      Pocket 11 aug
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    • Is it worth it to join reserves?
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    • Except they make you pay for the necklace too
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    • Honestly this is why you go be a fmf corpsman decent pay and a good job for when you get out
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    • Fuck the military, don’t be a sheep
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    • You can’t pay me enough money to go to war and follow some dumb ass orders blindly
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