• Reblog if you would date a
robot. I'm nota robot I'm just
asking for a friend. I have skin.
Js it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body,
from birth?
This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I'm not a
robot
Ok ok I'll believe you... If you first tell me what this says:
I don't need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen
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    • I got an ad for an AI that acts as your friend. I must be really lonely huh
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    • This is reminiscent of that vampire post someone’s probably gonna drop in the comments: “I can confirm I’m not a vampire as I have blood” “is it your blood tho?” “it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood”
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    • I'd date anything intelligent, over 18, and female that would date me.
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    • Where's the one that says needed tomboy?
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    • HES A ROBOT, WE ALL KNOW MOST HUMANS HATE BREATHING.
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    • Sex ai robots programmed to love you will be a real thing one day
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    • Robots can have skin and blood. Haven’t y’all seen terminator?
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    • Foundry 5 aug
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    • It says h1864elftpor30if7.img
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    • They’re clearly human, they said they weren’t a robot.
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    • Tfw no robogirl gf
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    • Guys whats that second to last post say?
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    • Skin. the best organ
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    • He breathes only oxygen, HES A BOT!
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    • Ex machina robobitch ain’t fooling no one
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    • This dumb shit might be an actual debate one day so I'll say it now: robots are not people. Thanks for listening
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    • I would like to know who reblogged this.
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    • I am very much a human :). In my own human skin, typing this with my very fleshy human fingers. :)
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    • What's funny is those are solved more by ai than by humans
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 5 aug
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    • If it was a robot I'd be more likely to date it if it just came forward from the beginning. Otherwise I foodie the entire relationship is going to be just as hard to find anything out.
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    • robot sounds quirky. literal egirl
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    • I'd date a robot
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    • Is the first character a 9, or a q? Oh shit am i a robot?
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    • I'd date a robot
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      Nogg 8 aug
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    • I fuckin hate oxygen. Rather breathe Nitrogen.
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    • Yo I’d fuck EDI
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    • Y'know, I actually asked this in school several times. I learned that even black children are still racist as f
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    • Hey kid. Come here into the dark alley. *opens trench coat* wanna buy some skin?
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    • Haha yes this is very funny. I too am a human, haha but would someone like to answer the initial question, again for a friend.
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    • A real human would never enjoy breathing
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    • Yes I would, actually. I have one in mind. Though more human-like than robot. Can anyone guess?
      CruzerX 7 aug
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    • Someone post the John Mulaney bit
      BretDoud 7 aug
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    • Puhh shawwwww
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    • Anyone watch that robin Williams movie bicentennial man, story about how a robot became human, (literally). It wasn't a comedy and I loved that movie even though I was too young to appreciate it
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    • No actual human loves breathing
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    • Sounds like something a robot would say.
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    • I mean, if the robots and I have chemistry....
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    • Ok
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    • Skin Bandits are crazy.
      JohnBerk 7 aug
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    • I would date anyone of legal age that looked vaguely like a female. I really need someone to cuddle
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    • LOOK AT THESE CURVY LETTERS, MUCH CURVIER THAN MOST LETTERS AS YOU CAN SEE. NO ROBOT COULD EVER TELL WHAT THEY MEAN. SO READ, AND TYPE WHAT YOU SEE
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    • I want to date someone who cares about me and how I feel
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    • Whenever i fuck up a captcha I begin to wonder, am I really human?
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    • nah
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    • your skin develops before birth
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    • "I love breathing oxygen."
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    • I said 9 instead of q
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    • Hello fellow humans would you like to skateboards?
      J4M35 7 aug
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    • Wait what does the picture say? I'm hard of hearing
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    • I can’t even say what that is
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    • Can someone please explain why a robot wouldn’t be able to read that?
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    • Id fuck a robot.
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    • It's a lie no human likes breathing
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    • A robot with skin would be just an android like 2B
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    • SYNTH DETECTED
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    • Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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    • Guys it says W 5 H 7 G J
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    • Yes I would
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    • With my nose. That I have.
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    • They got him. All humans want to stop breathing
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    • I’d date a robot if it was capable of love. Fuck yeah.
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    • All Karens are robots confirmed
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    • Ha, got him. No human LOVES breathing oxygen. We only tolerate it.
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    • So does fire
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    • Is that p capitalized or lowercase tho? That shit always trips me up
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    • Green name
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    • I enjoy breathing the air and walking on my human leg
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    • I would totally date a robot assuming it has sentience. The fact I cant have a baby with it kinda blows tho
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    • SOUND THE FUCKING ALARM
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    • Thats another type of endlessly annoying and unfunny jokes i constantly tell. "Ooh, i love human bbq" ... "Sure, i'll watch human sports on tv with you"... "Check out the human shoes i bought" ...They started when i got married, and then my neice was born. Like a mutated dadjoke gene kicked in.
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    • Lets get this out of the way before it becomes a problem robots have no rights they were created by us they are property they have no freedom it thats how it should be
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    • Once computers learn how to read those we done
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    • ICUP nailed it
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    • alright, call me stupid, that’s fine. why wouldn’t a robot be able to read the mix of letters/numbers post??? i LOVE being an idiot :-)
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    • Goddamn clankers
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    • He could just be using the oxygen for a combustion engine. Scrap this flanker boys.
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    • Id date a robot because they'd either live me unconditionally or terminate me.
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    • That is something a robot would say
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    • Fake, real humans hate breathing
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    • Terminator? Living tissue over metal endoskeleton
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