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    • Look that’s cool and all, but the minute this little fucker jumps at me, I’m letting out the most inhuman “oh fuck” ever heard and smashing him into the 5th dimension.
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    • But they jump on you
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    • Actually spiders in webs are less likely to bite you if you just leave them alone. Jumping spiders and wandering spiders alike will go out of their way to run at you or jump towards you to bite you. Just a btw update from an aspiring entomology major
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    • Reasons to hurt a jumping spider: (1) spider. (2) it jumps.
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    • Um. Jump scares are a no no.
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    • Lucas is the only spider we save.
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    • Insects and arachnids in my home could extent their lives and aid their species to thrive so fucking much if they'd just had the intelligence to do their activities when I'm not home and not fucking contact me or my food physically.
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    • I saw a black widow today at work and it had like 4 of these jumping spiders in it's webs. Only one was still alive. This one was tangled up alongside a bolt that had fallen and was now dangling on the web.
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    • I had one jump onto my laptop and start twirling around and raising its arms at me, I named him Bob
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    • Reasons to hurt them. : it’s a spider, it’s a JUMPING SPIDER
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    • This is Jerry
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    • Im totally chill with spiders. Except when they start crawling up my arm because obviously the colossal beast it chose to explore isnt going to freak and yeet it into an alternate timeline, not at all
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    • Had a shower buddy once. He ate the bugs in our bathroom for 3 weeks. In would greet him every day I showered or used the restroom. It got to the point where he would come out just to say high and wave he front legs at me...THEN.. MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND DROPPED THE CONDITIONER BOTTLE ON HIM
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    • I pick those bois up
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    • Dude I have the worst arachnophobia. Just seeing a spider makes me wanna break down
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    • Only spiders that respect my distance get to live.
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    • I don’t fucking care If I see that hairy shit I’m fucking sending it to the shadow realm
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    • Welp i faced my fear and let one jump on me, all it did was wave his arms and then jump off
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    • Me: Hey a cute spider. J-Spider: *Jumps onto me* Me: https://ifunny.co/fun/z8Qprphn6
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    • But he jump on me
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    • Jumps at you* ‘Tis treason, then.
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    • I don't bother them of they don't bother me. If he gets within range he has chosen death.
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    • Yo I pick them up and they straight up look at you. Like actually sit up and stare at you and follow your movements
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    • They use water droplets as hats
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    • Here was my baby
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    • Don’t they wear water droplets as hats?
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    • Fuzzy spiders don’t scare me. I actually want a tarantula super bad. It’s them thin skinny smooth as bitches that I’ll brutally murder without a second thought.
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    • Jumping spiders are my favorite, literally the only spider that isn’t a scary ass bitch
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    • I had a spider crawl over my arm last night, caught that fucker in a jar and spent a few minutes trying to identify it. Turns out it is a hobo spider. Aparantly very venomous and dangerous. Im sad it wasnt something less deadly cause i would have let it go outside. R.I.P hobo spider who got to close
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    • 10/10 would smash
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    • These are very intelligent bugs with very complex behaviors. They do make small web nests and constantly leave down webs as a safety line for when they jump. There are no reported cases of a jumping spider biting a human. Like to educate bug haters.
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    • I once allowed a spider to camp out in the hallway outside my room for a month because it was catching some ants for me, but then my mom saw it and was like “That’s a brown recluse. How are you not dead?” So that was fun.
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    • They jump and they look like that so they can catch me stompin on them
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    • I see this in my house, it’s days are numbered or mine are
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    • Nope, it's dead if it gets near me
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    • I saw one jump on a fly bigger than it. Fucking epic
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    • Also, his name is Lucas and he has too many eyeballs
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    • Reasons to hurt it: Its a spider.. good enough reason to me
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    • There was one by my sink. I helped him to this little shelf in my home and let him live among my picture frames. I miss you, Jeremy.
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    • Mandated pro spider propaganda, which I will not fall for. If any of them spider bois are in my room they best be ready to be smacked off the plane of existence. Should've crawled somewhere else buddy
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    • Get within squish distance and gonna get squished
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    • A spider is a spider
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    • Is that the little dude in my navy yard who was on my arm rest and I wanted to put my arm down so I brought a chair over for him and he looked straight at me, then at the chair, and jumped over to the other arm rest? I love that guy
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    • Where I live we have bold jumpers, and they're mostly black with white stripped legs, and really pretty green fangs. Gorgeous little babies
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    • When I was little I was putting on my footie pajamas when I felt a tingly feeling on my hand I looked over and it was a jumping spider I freaked out thinking It was a tarantula and shook my hand screaming bloody murder
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    • Anyone else think spiders are actually really cool?
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    • I let the small ones live if they don’t jump on me, but the big ones get sent to god
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    • He’s still gonna meet a sandal if he’s anywhere inside my house
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    • The only spiders that deserve to die are ones in your house, if they're outdoors leave them alone
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    • They also bite
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    • They jump on you for a ride to where they need to go. Just chill out and theyll jump off you when they get there.
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    • I let those guys wander around my house, they are cool as hell. I just hope none account for the average amount of spiders you eat in your sleep in your whole life.
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    • LUCAS
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    • Last night one ran up my wall but I left it alone then this morning, it ended up on my arm so I thought that I should teach it a lesson about personal space
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    • I love jumping spiders, no lie ive seen two of them together in my backyard by our pool. Homie was dancing like crazy to get that spider puss. Was cool to watch ngl
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    • Lucas?
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    • Ok so swear my first house I got at my breakfast table where I'd sit and have my morning coffee and wake and bake this little jumping spider would come chill with me. And yes I'd get him high. Lol he seemed to like it, bc he kept coming back.
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    • When I was in like grade 6 I used to hand fed these little guys, they would hop onto my hand and take the dead bug
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    • Is that Lucas?
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    • Lucas the Spider
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    • Spiders are fine outside but the second I see one in my house I fucking obliterate them
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    • Saw one of these little dudes bite a huge horsefly in the face. It was spider rodeo on my windowsill
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    • They’re so cute I love watching them sneak up on little bugs at my window
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    • He cool, but as soon as he touches me he’s getting smacked.
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    • Lucas
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    • Oh that's kinda coo- wait you said "jumping??"
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    • But it's a spider and is unwelcome in my house
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    • I hate spiders so damn much
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    • Sounds like something a spider would say
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    • Has tiny paws and sometimes wears water drop hats
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    • I honestly hate spiders they scare me and I turn into the gayest little bitch at even the smallest ones. But for some reason jumping spiders don't scare me. They're just so damn cute.
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    • Desu 21d
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    • Lucas, is that you?
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    • S P I D E R G A N G
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    • Can i pet him without getting bit?
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    • I’ve had fluorescent blue and green ones outside my house and they are neat! They actually like music and will change positions when you play different genres
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    • The only spider i wont hirt is lucas the spider, that little shit should and will he smashed to bits
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    • I go out of my way to not harm jumping spiders. They always clean out places of nuisance insects and can really help out, so if i notice one i let it go about its day or tap its hind legs to get it to move elsewhere. Theyre good bois
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    • I hate spiders but my boyfriend talks to them and it makes me feel weirdly attached them so i dont mind when they are inside. I know he is manipluating me to leave the spiders alone but its working.
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    • If a spider jumps at me, the whole house going down
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    • They've also got great big puppy dog eyes.
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    • Reason to assasinate: they will jump on you
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    • I know, but the flipping moment that little demon jumps on me it's being blasted off to the sun right after I scream to hell telling Satan never to send it after me again.
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    • And you can name them LUCAS!!!
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    • Nah, no thanks
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    • If he comes into my personal space, I'm taking it as a challenge and swatting him with the force of a thousand suns
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    • Fuck all spiders.
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    • At night go in your backyard a shine a flashlight at the grass. All those thousands of tiny little light reflections you see are spiders’ eyes.
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    • Reasons to hurt jumping spiders: they fucking leap across the room and disappear, then show up on your shoulder
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    • Thog don’t care
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    • Lucas !!!!!!!
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