Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
percules30 percules30
27 jan
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out
Vise
Fa
This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
arlenesullivan arlenesullivan
25 sep 2020
Vise Fa This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
When that loud kid finally trips and breaks his spine:
Good
Clown_Yoda Clown_Yoda
7 jan 2021
When that loud kid finally trips and breaks his spine: Good
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and
some grown ass person next to me says,
"Oh, that's the year I was born."
HalloweenIsLife HalloweenIsLife
23 sep 2020
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and some grown ass person next to me says, "Oh, that's the year I was born."
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi
Maul
WRONG HALF!
Darth Maul
Ryuuthered Ryuuthered
26 sep 2020
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi Maul WRONG HALF! Darth Maul
Teacher: You can do this in groups of 3!
The fourth homie:
I walk a lonely road
JoseJalapeno JoseJalapeno
5 nov 2020
Teacher: You can do this in groups of 3! The fourth homie: I walk a lonely road
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest
The less likely you are able to remember her face
toxicMinecartmemes toxicMinecartmemes
15 dec 2020
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest The less likely you are able to remember her face
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
MadMacks MadMacks
24 sep 2020
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
When you are the reason for the company safety video
@prowuitder_memes
lsssssss7_2014 lsssssss7_2014
23 dec 2020
When you are the reason for the company safety video @prowuitder_memes
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
Saitamasaitama Saitamasaitama
14 sep 2020
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
Why is shaved Keanu
Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
15 mar
Why is shaved Keanu Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
in a world filled with
Chad's, Kyle's, and
Becky's. always be a Jimmy
Moneyluv Moneyluv
29 jan
in a world filled with Chad's, Kyle's, and Becky's. always be a Jimmy
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using
ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT
NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.
They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN. They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven
IN
Expelle Expelle
10 apr
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven IN
factory factory
26 sep 2020
TikTok @bia The bird was lit lit Tha cage dance
How I sleep knowing that I'll be spending Valentine's Day alone but at least I got this weighted blanket
AFloridian AFloridian
11 feb
How I sleep knowing that I'll be spending Valentine's Day alone but at least I got this weighted blanket
ruinedchildhood
taco-bell-rey:
damn spongebob was into some kinky shit
TheAnxiousFerret TheAnxiousFerret
25 sep 2020
ruinedchildhood taco-bell-rey: damn spongebob was into some kinky shit
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie
Eilish let a spider into her mouth.
Mary Jane:
loser_ty13 loser_ty13
16 jun
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie Eilish let a spider into her mouth. Mary Jane:
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages