Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
Requeum Requeum
8 jan 2021
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
honey honey
26 mar
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
When you come out of the hospital after donating 11 kidneys and see there's a whole brigade of police outside to thank you
They love me.
When you come out of the hospital after donating 11 kidneys and see there's a whole brigade of police outside to thank you They love me.
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
With quit-itch.
2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
awareWarthunder awareWarthunder
23 jun
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch. 2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron? Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
i hav dog in cup
> iS
yeetis_the_fetus yeetis_the_fetus
22 sep 2020
i hav dog in cup > iS
Me driving passed
any dirt road:
I wonder where that goes
Chevy_83 Chevy_83
10 feb
Me driving passed any dirt road: I wonder where that goes
Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving
ARRESTED FOR DUI
RAY LAFLEUR
That1girl_ That1girl_
2 mar
Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving ARRESTED FOR DUI RAY LAFLEUR
Me: *hits my elbow on desk*
My entire nervous system:
asmordusu asmordusu
8 dec 2020
Me: *hits my elbow on desk* My entire nervous system:
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!"
{visible confusion}
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!" {visible confusion}
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10
Signature look of superiority
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10 Signature look of superiority
do you have games on your phone?
FurryAccount FurryAccount
25 sep 2020
do you have games on your phone?
How does Iron Man go to the bathroom?
There's actually into my suit.
"4
be
This isthe best interview, i in the history of interviews.
FallingToAsh FallingToAsh
25 sep 2020
How does Iron Man go to the bathroom? There's actually into my suit. "4 be This isthe best interview, i in the history of interviews.
"So tell me more about yourself"
Me, trying to remember who I am:
"So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am:
the group of water bottles in my room when bring in another one
HillbillyKitten HillbillyKitten
22 sep 2020
the group of water bottles in my room when bring in another one
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
TheMadT1tan TheMadT1tan
21 sep 2020
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
Me after chugging the water bottle on my night stand at am
lelolaughsatit lelolaughsatit
28 sep 2020
Me after chugging the water bottle on my night stand at am
some GuY my SON PLAYS XBOX WITH
AL___
Wot
Nipples
WetNipples WetNipples
11 dec 2020
some GuY my SON PLAYS XBOX WITH AL___ Wot Nipples
THE_COMMENT_TROLL THE_COMMENT_TROLL
27 sep 2020
My 90 yr old neighbour came to say goodhye to my dog...