Reaching the end of collective :
Look into my eyes, Lawrence.
And you will see that I am quite dead.
comedywizard comedywizard
12 jan 2021
Reaching the end of collective : Look into my eyes, Lawrence. And you will see that I am quite dead.
Doctor_S3xx Doctor_S3xx
27 sep 2020
Dog trained to locate virgins
DJ at the club first day they open:
IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some
NOISEEEE
ME:
Ashe_Lolz Ashe_Lolz
1 may
DJ at the club first day they open: IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some NOISEEEE ME:
Tyra Banks Gives a Pro Tip on the
'Easiest Way' to Look Good in
Photos
The supermodel has been giving fashion advice since 2003 as a judge on America's
Next Top Model
Tyra Banks Gives a Pro Tip on the 'Easiest Way' to Look Good in Photos The supermodel has been giving fashion advice since 2003 as a judge on America's Next Top Model
When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it's still cold in the middle
back in
AnHonestDick AnHonestDick
10 sep 2020
When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it's still cold in the middle back in
Nobody:
Mexican kids on the mic:
DaddyMeMeKing DaddyMeMeKing
17 nov 2020
Nobody: Mexican kids on the mic:
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My mom looking at a meme I found
Meth Meth
3 feb
My mom looking at a meme I found
you
promise
isabella steger @ @st.. Sep.
yes, It's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
&y Kris Cheng @ @krisic - 20. Sep.
BABAR TOUF Hi th 18 I I
won't Cry...
fed
thestandnews
bangin bangin
22 sep 2020
you promise isabella steger @ @st.. Sep. yes, It's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us. &y Kris Cheng @ @krisic - 20. Sep. BABAR TOUF Hi th 18 I I won't Cry... fed thestandnews
Be like the sloth. Take things slow & good things will come to you. Grab life by the heart.
lilepicmemeon lilepicmemeon
23 oct 2020
Be like the sloth. Take things slow & good things will come to you. Grab life by the heart.
2050, when you order a fish burger.
JMIII_BUT_CANCER JMIII_BUT_CANCER
25 sep 2020
2050, when you order a fish burger.
When you have an argument with your best friend
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
rikitikitavi rikitikitavi
24 sep 2020
When you have an argument with your best friend Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
Attempted hair collection from Mr. Leo. v
He is such a ham.
1.9M views 9 months ago
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KermitTheFrog_ KermitTheFrog_
23 sep 2020
Attempted hair collection from Mr. Leo. v He is such a ham. 1.9M views 9 months ago A CO 322 Share Download Save Orphaned Wildlife Center SUBSCRIBE 136K subscribers
carlsagan:
unclepolymer:
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn't even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that
Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
AliAliOxenFree AliAliOxenFree
23 sep 2020
carlsagan: unclepolymer: Pusheen the cat making some chemistry. That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn't even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
TiaCalenture TiaCalenture
27 oct 2020
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
She can explore my Chamber of
Secrets anytime!
thorny_stolen_panda thorny_stolen_panda
27 jan 2021
She can explore my Chamber of Secrets anytime!
When you are the reason for the company safety video
@prowuitder_memes
lsssssss7_2014 lsssssss7_2014
23 dec 2020
When you are the reason for the company safety video @prowuitder_memes
Your
'Too Late Now...
is an Alsspole
A Guide fer Parents
Who are Most Likely
Also Assholes
Your 'Too Late Now... is an Alsspole A Guide fer Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
When you're finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense
When you're finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
CheeeeseMan CheeeeseMan
26 sep 2020
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog