Re UNDER ARREST
YOu
FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
Re UNDER ARREST YOu FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
When your owner yells at you for scratching them but you see a fly on the wall
Oh no
Anyway
PlagueDoctorofHorny PlagueDoctorofHorny
24 sep 2020
When your owner yells at you for scratching them but you see a fly on the wall Oh no Anyway
VS
MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB
FOX 26 com houston.c
Krypticus Krypticus
24 sep 2020
VS MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A BOMB FOX 26 com houston.c
jamzenn
@jamzenn
Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
TrioShitposters TrioShitposters
22 sep 2020
jamzenn @jamzenn Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
when you add two odd numbers together
We're now, bitch:
when you add two odd numbers together We're now, bitch:
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf
She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. (2017), Ego can be seen kissing a woman of Mantis' kind.
Actress Jennifer.Sharp said she played Mantis' mom and filmed a scene with Kurt Russell that was later cut, meaning Mantis and Quill are likely siblings.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. (2017), Ego can be seen kissing a woman of Mantis' kind. Actress Jennifer.Sharp said she played Mantis' mom and filmed a scene with Kurt Russell that was later cut, meaning Mantis and Quill are likely siblings.
SOLVEVOUR PROGLEMS
BUT HEITHER WILL
WATER OR MILE.
anarchistmindset420 anarchistmindset420
10 nov 2020
SOLVEVOUR PROGLEMS BUT HEITHER WILL WATER OR MILE.
Grandma, what did you do with all the money from
Grandpa's Life Insurance???
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
4 nov 2020
Grandma, what did you do with all the money from Grandpa's Life Insurance???
What if, they remade Home Alone but with an adult Kevin defending his home on Purge night.
HonkeyKong14 HonkeyKong14
4 dec 2020
What if, they remade Home Alone but with an adult Kevin defending his home on Purge night.
master kief
master kief
master kief
MATURE
swear to God this wasn't
made With mematic
master kief - master kief
slap_my_nuts slap_my_nuts
24 sep 2020
master kief master kief master kief MATURE swear to God this wasn't made With mematic master kief - master kief
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
woes anyone else gets annoyea when your girlfriend keeps taking pictures of you?
woes anyone else gets annoyea when your girlfriend keeps taking pictures of you?
The true rulers of the
Internet!
The true rulers of the Internet!
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Never been so jealous of something in my life
BRITISH(=.
NEws
New Zealand lifts all Covid restrictions, declaring the nation virus-free
2 min read
I_am_Jared I_am_Jared
15 jan 2021
Never been so jealous of something in my life BRITISH(=. NEws New Zealand lifts all Covid restrictions, declaring the nation virus-free 2 min read
Dads watching your ass get beat by your
Mom for something they said was okay
kayla1323 kayla1323
27 jan
Dads watching your ass get beat by your Mom for something they said was okay
When the waitress calls your man
"babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
lettuceServerlife lettuceServerlife
22 sep 2020
When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
BasedNervousAri1616 BasedNervousAri1616
15 jan 2021
Take me to the fridge, tiny human