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Women are spending damn near $3,000 a
month for maintenance, meanwhile men are
You can spend $3,000 a month and
still won't pay for dinner
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Jun 26, 2020
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    • if you have to spend 3000 bucks on maintenance to keep yourself pretty you were never pretty to begin with
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    • "maintenance"
      medivalj 28 jun
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    • What does she even mean 3000$. No one is worth 3000$ a month. If you need that much to maintain a semblance of attractiveness. You just ugly.
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    • Aren’t boxers supposed to have holes.
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    • $3000 for make up, lip fillers, cheek implants, a boob job, and anything else to cover up the fact she doesn’t have a personality
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    • They act like they don’t have a choice whether or not they buy $3,000 worth of makeup products
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    • 4 Holes in underwear. 2 for the legs. 1 for the dick. 1 for the penis.
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    • She says this like they are REQUIRED to spend all that money tho
      O___o 29 jun
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    • Where tf can guys get a 5$ haircut
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    • I spend like $0 a month on maintenance. My hair products and body wash last me a couple months and I dont get my nails done or hair waxed. Who tf is spending $3,000 and what are you even spending it on??
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    • Where are y’all getting 5 dollar haircuts
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    • Where do you get a $5 haircut. My guy just raised it to 25 for a basic cut
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    • $3,009 Maintenance on what??? Fucking adding new sections to the house?
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    • If you're spending $3,000 a month on your looks, seek professional help.
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    • No the fuck we dont you high maintenance bitch a lot of us dont even ware makeup
      Waya1701 29 jun
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    • It’s 20 for a haircut tho
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    • Imagine paying money to get a hair cut. This comment was brought to you by Buzzcut and longhair gang.
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    • I have a guy buzzcut my hair behind the burgerking in Shenandoah pa for 5$ then he gets a whopper and fries and I get 4 whopper jr's with cheese, it's a good day
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    • My girl keeps saying I need to get "better" underwear (like AE), or a new belt, or more shirts and more than 2 pairs of jeans, and I'm like why? My belt's still in one piece, why am I going to spend 3 times as much on underwear I'm going to ruin, I have enough shirts and jeans. Getting anymore than
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    • My gf literally tries to pay for everything and offers to buy me random shit all the time. She even said she wanted to share her unemployment money with me
      BigTyrone 29 jun
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    • Of course my boxers have hole in them how else am I supposed to get in them
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    • That’s not even damage, that’s straight up true, I was raised to put In just as much effort as the man does. So I have no problem paying for dinner, everything should be split down the middle, equal amount of effort.
      babygirlT 29 jun
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    • Women deserve compensation for dealing with men on a daily basis.
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    • If you spend that much on "maintenance" then that's on you. Can get mad at other people for looking nice at a cheaper price imo
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    • Of course my boxers have holes in them, how else am I gonna put them on?
      PIaph 1 jul
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    • Who's paying 3 fucking mortgages to look good?
      Z_wilson 29 jun
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    • Who the hell is getting a five dollar haircuts
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    • Wait other women get maintenance? Dude I bought a cute new outfit for myself last week, last time I did that was a year ago, and I last got my hair cut about a year ago, I don't get fake nails or anything... I'm starting to think I'm in the men category 😂😂
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    • No one forced you to buy makeup, no one forced you to got to a salon for and $100 haircut, if you want a cheap haircut, go to a barber shop like we do, don't act like it wasnt your choice you fucking doughnut
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    • If your “maintenance” costs that much, I think its time you just accepted the facts. Youre ugly.
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    • Where tf you see a barber charging 5 bucks?
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    • Where these $5 haircuts at?
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    • How come you spend that much but you still ugly af?
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    • The holes add extra airflow which lowers wind resistance when you’re doing cool skateboard tricks
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    • My haircut it $25
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    • The fuck she spending 3000 dollars a month on?
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    • who tf spends $3000 a month on maintenance
      Iee2002 29 jun
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    • My wife and i together make barely 2k a month what person is able to freely spend $3k a month plus worry about bills and rent???
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    • If boxers dont have a hole, they aint boxers
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    • I believe in true equality. I take you out to dinner, you reject my advances, I stalk you, you get a restraining order, I restrain you, I go to jail, you never visit, and then I wake up from my nightmare.
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    • I spend $10 a month on makeup cause I have an ipsy subscription. Anything outside of that is essentials like shampoo and deodorant.
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    • Men only get to spend $5 since women take the other $3k
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    • Any woman spending 3000$ a month on looks belongs to the streets
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    • "Maintenance" bitch you're not a Ford Focus you're one person with a spending problem
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    • Why are (most) women retarded?
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    • Let’s all take a moment to remember Ricardo.
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    • $40 on hair, $40 on cologne, and $30 on other essentials a month
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    • When I was younger and didn't have my own job yet all my clothes had holes in them because my mom spent child support on stupid shit instead of my sister and I, and sometimes now that I'm older the holes just happen from labor and wear and tear. Judgemental cunt.
      Renegon 29 jun
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    • What maintenance? Unnecessary maintenance? No ones gonna want your used up saggy ass tits. Just accept your death.
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    • Then stop buying and wearing makeup. Buy face soap for acne
      MrTMemify 29 jun
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    • Well of course they have holes in them! How do you think we get our legs through!
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    • I was confused because I was like “what does house/car maintenance have to do with men and haircuts??”
      matman34 29 jun
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    • Hey ladies y'know what guys find super hot? Fiscal responsibility.
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    • Who the FUCK is spending 3k a month on themselves?
      katsa3973 29 jun
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    • If you spend $3000 a month just for that you’re insane and you probably need help- sincerely, a female who spent like $20 on shampoo and deodorant this month
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    • Last time I went on a date I was adamant that we’d split or I’d pay. Fucker told me he was going to the bathroom and paid.
      Snozbear 29 jun
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    • Of course they have holes, how else could we get in them?
      CRS6132 29 jun
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    • $3,000 a month for “maintenance” while they still have absolutely no personality
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    • Bitchs spend 40$ on a weave and wear that dirty shit for 3 months not washing that shit
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    • Who the fuck spends $3000 a month, bitch I’m lucky if I spend money on bra them shits expensive!
      JinjoLove 29 jun
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    • Bro my mom cuts my hair get on my level
      ObamasSon 29 jun
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    • Just find a man who also spends 3 grand a month on maintenance... oh wait they’re all f a g s
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    • Who getting a $5 haircut. HMU cause I need that
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    • Boxers need the hole so that you can shit without getting naked
      Atulius01 29 jun
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    • If $3,000 is a month is what it takes to continue to try and look young, it’s over. You’re so far over the hill that you’re miles into the inner city. And it smells like fish.
      MGyaboy 29 jun
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    • How the fuck? No woman in my life spends that much fuckin money on maintenance. Ma’am that is $36k a year and if you’re spending that much on maintenance you better have a six figure salary or else you’re gonna have a hard time retiring
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    • 3000 and she still ugly lmao
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    • It's not my fault your brain cells have fragmented to a point where you actively choose to wear clown paint all over your face.
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    • If you spend over 1000 dollars on yourself (haircuts, clothes, etc) a month, something ain’t right
      Brasdllr0 29 jun
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    • Who’s liking these girls post they need to be scrutinized
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    • What fake ass bitch needs to spend that much to "maintain" herself? Wtf is she buying, 24k gold Q-tips?
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    • Bruh, I dont care how girls look. I prefer it all natural to be honest, and if she spends 3k a month on it then I dont want her, sorry /:
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    • I’d leave my girl if she spends that much on makeup
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    • Who the actual fuck can afford am entry level salary on makeup and hair?
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    • Where do guys go for 5$ haircuts?
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    • Bruh makeup and women’s hair care products are pretty damn expensive but they’d last you a lot longer if you didn’t fuckin cake it on everyday.
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    • 3,000 a month for "maintenance"? Tf?? Bitch spending her man's almost entire monthly salary on shit
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    • They say they spend 3000 dollars on their appearance like it’s a good thing
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    • Got rid of that reaction image for you guys
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    • 3k a month for maintenance ? thought I was dating a human not a 2008 bmw
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    • Bitch where the fuck you live that men haircuts are only $5? Da fuck
      Skrunky 29 jun
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    • I don’t get anything complicated or difficult for a haircut and it takes like 10 minutes. Yet it still costs at least $15
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    • Ive only dated 1 girl that wore little to no makeup. She had an amazing personality. I fell in love with her. She had imperfections like everyone but it didnt mayyer at all to me. Ive dated other girls that were prettier physically but their personality sucked. All imperfections stood out and
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    • People nowadays and by people I mean women are so full of shit
      oldman81 29 jun
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    • Yep how dare we men approach life as minimalists and be fiscally responsible. That’s sexism right there.
      Boxhead97 29 jun
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    • You don't have to spend that much. Nobody is making you.
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    • Women do realize that aside from their period shit and makeup, men pay the same for everything that women do right?
      Deverim 29 jun
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    • My girl will steal that check from me sometime
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    • Nobody told you to spend that much. You spend that much because you want to. My haircut is $20, and I add a $10 tip for the good job my barber does. I spend that because I want to
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    • Where exactly is this 5 usd barber she speaks of
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    • 36k a year? Ex-fucking-scuse me?!
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    • What fucking woman spends that much?
      HippieAbs 29 jun
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    • Tell me where I can get a $5 haircut?!
      Kushroom 29 jun
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    • Well yeah why waste money on knew boxers just because of a hole that no ones going to see
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    • 5 dollars for a hair cut where’s this?
      Gekyoumay 29 jun
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    • I have never understood how people feel better about themselves the more they spend.
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    • Men are responsible with their money🙄
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    • She’s saying “maintenance” like they have to get silicon tits
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