• rapunzelie: rapunzelie:
My sister's boyfriend is from
Russia and he just graduated from college so his parents are visiting from Moscow and they speak very little English and I almost lost it today laughing because they absolutely loved my sister's wiener dog like they were entirely amused by this dog and his dad was just sitting next to the wiener dog, admiring him, and softly saying in the thickest Russian accent "little dog....small dog....little dog"
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    • Spent two years studying Russian in college. If you want to make a Russian laugh, tell them your animals name. Russians think human names for animals is hilarious
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    • This just made my shitty day better take this fake internet point for making me smile
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    • I was born in Russia and this makes me very happy... I’m also slightly hammered
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    • Wiener dogs are acceptable small dogs
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    • Anyone else read the Russian part in a Russian accent out loud
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    • My brother worked at the front desk (of what is now the cartoon network hotel) and this big russian guy came in and after my brother got him checked in and handed him the keys to his room , the guy looked at him and said. "I like your voice. Soft like Woman , strong like man" and my brother stood
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    • I want to hear that on Fuze's voice
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    • For perspective, Google a Russian Bear Dog. You’re welcome.
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    • Russian history is so interesting to me if you got any russian facts/stories/etc to share I’d love to listen
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    • I have a good friend who's lived in the US most of their life but was born in Russia and has Russian as a technical first language. They're English is fine, no accent even, but every time they see a cute animal they revert to straight Russian as they gush about how sweet the animal in question is.
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    • Wiener dog?
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    • Leetel dohg. Smol dohg. Leetel dohg
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    • Best words to say with heavy Russian accent is “little kitten”
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    • Yea we never see anything smaller then an ausie
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    • The glizzy dog
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    • I HAVE A WEINER DOG GERMAN SHEPARD N HES BRONZE N SHEDS N IS REALLY REALLY ANNOYING AT NIGHT BUT I LOVE HIM
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    • little penis puppy
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    • This is my dog
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    • Leetle dug smol dug leetle dug
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    • Wiener dogs are very amusing, and hyper
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    • I work with a Russian dude. He’s a great guy he’s in his 50’s and he just cracks jokes and shit all day he’s hilarious
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    • Does Russia not have small dogs?
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    • Wiener dog
      No_elle 9 aug
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    • I serve the soviet union
      sopwat 9 aug
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    • Don’t call it a fucking wiener dog you disgusting shit stain
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    • My girlfriend is from russia and this is how it is
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    • Russians are a proud nation but most of them are genuinely good people
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    • :)
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    • I thought they were gonna say something about liking the sisters wiener
      PyCrook 12 aug
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    • Why can't these people use periods? They love chanting about the fuckers every time blood comes up
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    • The dad was like: we do not have such small dogs in Russia. Russian dogs are bred to endure harsh Russian winter. Seeing small dog like this one is like seeing unicorn
      ogGL 12 aug
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    • Paused after wiener and got very concerned
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    • Weiner dogs are the best.
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    • I have a long haired dachschund I have to cut every once in a while cause I live in Florida, good dog, real smart, just lazy as fuck
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    • Oh my gosh let us people take control over the features I swear there will be better results, also a good idea, special features where people vote between four memes to be the special features at the end of the set
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    • Spy
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    • Thought it was gonna be a dick joke this is nice too
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    • IM THE MACHINE
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    • I’m learning Russian and I would say I could hold a basic one minute conversation, any tips from natives or fluent speakers?
      Koi_Pink 10 aug
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    • My reaction: “...ok?”
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    • Rapunzel!?
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    • The Russian dad:
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    • Comrade dog
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    • It's Dachshund really that hard to say?
      Xaero13 10 aug
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    • Meh. Why tf is this featured.
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    • Ah yes, a comrade
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    • This is one of those memes where experts on dogs and experts on Russia come out
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    • this is great and all but literally any punctuation would be appreciated
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    • Your boyfriend is a spy
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    • And here I thought the Russian was gonna call the dog a cock
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    • Aw 😂
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    • the runon sentence gave me a seizure
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    • Im telling you, russians are just cold americans
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    • Sounds exactly like my grandparents
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    • Why did I see “and they loved my sisters weiner” “small dog little dog”
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    • Weenie dogs if they look good and have good personality can catch anyone’s heart
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    • OOO LEETLE RUSSIAN LADY
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    • COMMUNIST THREAT DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL, LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED.
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    • I read it as they loved my sister’s wiener, dog. Is something wrong with me?
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    • Pet russssian
      nessss 9 aug
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    • Would it k1ll you to put a few dots in there
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    • When people find out I’m Russian they immediately say shit like cyka blyat, communism, vodka. Like can you not? That’s pretty fucking racist. You don’t go up to a Chinese person and say shit like Ching Ching, gonna eat your dog?
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    • what would that sound like
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    • Moscow Moscow! Very very hungry man, wa ha ha ha somthin somthin. Someone show me the song
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    • “I am delighted to hear you all enjoyed this” is the only good tumblr caption.
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    • I love posts like these. There are so many nasty stereotyping about Russians. Seeing this shows their warm and friendly side :)
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    • Dude strays in Moscow are OGs. I thought my guide was full of shit when he said they rode the subway. Nobody pays any mind. They know where the tourists are to feed them and which stops to take to get there.
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    • Nice little weiner.
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    • The filthy Mongolians strike again.
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    • Probably practicing his English. Seeing an object and saying it in that language is a great learning technique
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    • Well In Russia Dog is ower
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    • I took Russian in elementary school and was tasked with writing the word “Taxi” in Russian on the board. I screwed up the accent on a letter and my teacher laughed at me for a good minute before saying “what do you call long dog?” “Uhhhh... a wiener dog?” “Yes! This is what you wrote.”
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    • Anyone else imagine Nikolai as i his voice
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    • Come on, we all know that you could post, "My dog breathed today" and everyone would freak out like, "omg puppet breathed" "hecking good boyo doing an oxygen convert" and stupid shit like that
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    • Hope you’re okay man! Keep on keeping on!
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    • I thought they were gonna start calling it a penis dog.
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    • Did not enjoy
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    • Ok rapunzelie
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    • Wiener dog more like penis puppy
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    • So he touched your sister's wiener?
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    • Sort doggy, warm doggy, little ball of fur, happy doggy, sleepy doggy, arf, arf, arf
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    • Whatever, Potsie.
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    • Punctuation exists you know.
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    • And.... and... and.... and
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