Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock.
Me:
marc34
8 jan 2021
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock. Me:
Suez Canal: *exists*
Cargo ship captain
Fuck, you So tight
heather_90 heather_90
29 mar
Suez Canal: *exists* Cargo ship captain Fuck, you So tight
Lucasfilm.in the studio like ff
\Wars
yeahjthis) is fucking terrible
y, a
FORCE AWAKENS
\ \
Drop it
VultureDroid VultureDroid
29 sep 2020
Lucasfilm.in the studio like ff \Wars yeahjthis) is fucking terrible y, a FORCE AWAKENS \ \ Drop it
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a
SS
Culture Crave ff) @Culture...
purple penis that can change density
comedycentral
82
82 T) 223 595
StarboardPanda StarboardPanda
26 jan 2021
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a SS Culture Crave ff) @Culture... purple penis that can change density comedycentral 82 82 T) 223 595
Lachino_A Lachino_A
25 sep 2020
Lol nothing funnier than childhood trauma
The best things in life are hot & round.
Pizza is life.
shakypurosuelocuh shakypurosuelocuh
29 oct 2020
The best things in life are hot & round. Pizza is life.
The Cultured Ruffian
@CulturedRuffian
There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh.....
Lieutenant Les Burney
Sun Prairie Fire
PM - 03 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android
AnimeandNightcore AnimeandNightcore
5 nov 2020
The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh..... Lieutenant Les Burney Sun Prairie Fire PM - 03 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android
Two Brothers Capture a Glorious
Selfie With a Bald Eagle They
Rescued From a Trap
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
5 oct 2020
Two Brothers Capture a Glorious Selfie With a Bald Eagle They Rescued From a Trap
Frogs: exist
Biology teachers:
i have no problem murdering several of you
CommanderThorn_ CommanderThorn_
19 nov 2020
Frogs: exist Biology teachers: i have no problem murdering several of you
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
ColdWar ColdWar
19 may
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
crimsonrose91 crimsonrose91
22 jun
When someone thinks I'm not picking up on their passive aggression and snide remarks but they're actually only one snotty-ass comment away from receiving my 40 + years of pent up rage
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU
if you see the cat, you are caring.
if you see the musician, you are artistic.
if you see the bread, you are hungry.
if you see all three at once,
you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
CalmPanic CalmPanic
21 sep 2020
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU if you see the cat, you are caring. if you see the musician, you are artistic. if you see the bread, you are hungry. if you see all three at once, you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
Two types of people:
1. The person who sees the pizza
2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza.
drop the pizza!
distant_hilariouxs distant_hilariouxs
27 jan 2021
Two types of people: 1. The person who sees the pizza 2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza. drop the pizza!
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
© Based on: happycatfamily
HOW MY CAT SEES HIMSELF
nobody:
serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
princesschaos princesschaos
1 may
nobody: serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning...
So I stayed home to take care of it.
lil_frayed_rfigure lil_frayed_rfigure
11 jun
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning... So I stayed home to take care of it.