• Her: By the way this is not a date
we just two friends eating
Me: Sure, Waiter can you split the
bill?
Her:
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    • If she's not okay with splitting the bill, she's not the one for you
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    • This chick I like won’t even let me pay for her and it annoys the shit out of me and she knows that
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    • My first date with this girl yesterday, she was so persistent in asking to pay the bill. We settled on next time. Walked around some stores, was trying to buy me clothes like... I love the offer but please don't. Stray from the gold doggers fellas, good girls are out there.
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    • You accept submissions? I find single moms on dating apps that I'd love their profiles made fun of by you
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    • I like my women like I like my covid. 19 and easily spread.
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    • Am I the only person who pays for my friends food if I asked them to meet me for lunch?
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    • Could anyone offer me some help with my crank Phonograph? I feel like something is a little off because every time I play my 78s they sound a little worse in quality. I have been changing the needle after each side, and I have brand new needles from eBay. Any help? Thanks
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    • If i buy something for someone I dont expect anything in return nor do i need anything from them. Its not gonna hurt me. :)
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    • And this is exactly the reason why you need to get head on the ride to the restaurant.
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    • Dont the people who ask you out pay like that's common shit
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    • See.. If the guy said "wanna go out to eat with me" And she said yes then she said what the meme said, then yes, she deserves to pay half, but if you asked as a friend would.. That's on you dude
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    • Always start with a coffee date to figure out if your being conned.
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    • So if you're both friends then usually the person who invites the other pays or you split it. I'd only pay for friends who would do the same for me.
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    • This is true.
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    • Me & my guy friend will go out & eat, he’ll ask to go eat too. I always try & pay for myself but he insist he does. 1 time he even chased the waiter down to give them his card & get back my card.
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    • Even if I go on a date I’ll offer to pay for my food
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    • Y’all have like the same three jokes you cycle through
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    • Gender equality BITCH
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    • Especially when she buys the most expensive thing and your stuck with the quesadilla
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    • You do know that literally like 5% or less of women are like this right?
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    • Don’t y’all split the bill during dates too?
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    • Two friends eating is a date
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    • Gender equality
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    • Stay strong Kings
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    • Lol imagine feeling entitled to a date that you do some petty shit like split the bill. Real friends out for lunch usually always split the bill or pay one time and next time let the other pay. Even couples take turns paying for stuff. You guys just don’t know how to behave like decent people
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    • Precisely
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    • Stfu MisandryMurder.
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    • This doesn't happen you fucking incels
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    • Take that you stupid bitch trying to eat for free
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    • “No it’s cool I’ll pay for it.”
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    • If she has to say shit like that, the bitch should have just said no.
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    • Here's a way to simplify this situation: the right person shall respect you as a person over the monetary value that you may possess.
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    • If you ask someone to a sit-down meal you should be prepared, just prepared to pay for it. A place where you stand and order.. Even if you invite someone maybe pay but less likely. If you offer be prepared. Or split it.
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    • Lol
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    • The key is to have friends you can have split Bill's and no one gets offended and also pay for them and knowing but also not caring that they will likely pay for your meal next outing.
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    • 100% would do this no cap
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    • Fr
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    • I’ve always just been a fan of I pay then you pay
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    • It's a date, but you saying it's not? You can pay for your meal, bitch
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    • Had an terrible date once and afterwards he felt entitled to more because he paid the bill (obvi I said no and got rid of him).After that if the date sucks I always just split it so theres nothing to use against me
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    • There was this girl I had a crush on and we worked together, we took our lunch breaks together so sometimes we would go out and take turns paying for the food, i would pay for it one day and she would do it the next day.
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    • “Hold on I felt my wallet in the car”
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    • My boyfriend won’t let me pay and hates it when I try to pay for his sometimes.
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    • I only wanna buy stuff for girls who don’t ask for shit constantly
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    • Lawyerd
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    • Yep
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    • Na fuck that if a hoe gonna do me like that she can pay the whole bill....I'll just tip the waiter
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    • If you are just going out to eat with friends or some people (Like lunch break) pay for your own shit but if you invite someone out to eat I feel like it’s a unwritten rule that you pay for the meal
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    • Why would you date? Just go get food, sit by yourself, and girls who recognize you will just come sit next to you for whatever reason.
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    • This one girl in high school that had a crush on me gave me her wallet with $500 inside like I was being purchased and then her parents wanted to buy us a house together lmao I'm like wtf is going on maybe cuz she was indian and they have like those arranged marriage mindsets but I'm like nah😂
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    • I did this the other day. My wife was not impressed
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    • I split the bill if I asked him out. Even if we’re dating the guys shouldn’t pay EVERYTHING
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    • Depends who invited who. Whoever is the one that invited others should be fully prepared to pay for the meals.
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    • From the start, my girlfriend has always been surprised and grateful when I pay for the meal and she always ends up insisting she pays for something else to compensate
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    • It says nigga at the bottom but he cropped it out
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    • Honestly this has happened to me and I told the waiter the bill is to be separated and she was like but if id known that I would have gotten something cheaper, apparently she doesnt get the lobster tail and 8 oz steak everytime for 34.99 who know.
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    • I think its weird to split bills. I dont care if its a boyfriend or a guy friend, there will be 1 bill and I dont care at all who pays it but there is 1 table and therefore 1 bill.
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    • Me (male) and my best friend (female) altetnate between paying. Sometimes, we'll get in battles where we steal each other's cards, and we give the staff a good laugh.
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    • My rule is that the person who asked to meet is the one expected to pay, but the person meeting should also assume they are paying at least for themself or offer to pay the bill. Side note: if you offer to pay and the person insists don't push the issue more than "are you sure" then it can seem rude
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    • If I make plans with a single friend I’ll pay but they got it next time or we agree to just half the check
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    • Rip AP
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    • Why are girls so dependent on men like that?? On a date I bring my own money so if he pays then I tip and if he pays for movies I pay for snacks and then we alter from there... but I’m a single Pringle now and can’t do that anymore
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    • Seems fair to me
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    • every time i go on a date, even if i’m dating the person officially i insist on paying for my meal. i make my own money and have never needed someone to pay for my sh|t, if you have no intention of dating the person or calling it an actual date, then pay for your own food idiot
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    • This isn’t r/mgtow. Please go there
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    • Unpopular opinion, but if you can't afford to pay for it you should order it when someone else pays for it.
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    • Who the hell do you guys hang out with? Where female friends expect to have their meals bought for them?
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    • My girlfriend always tries paying the bill first. I gotta be quick on the trigger.
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    • if you pull that shit and expect your food to be paid for you got another thing comin
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    • Every person should always have enough money to pay for themselves and never expect anyone to pay for them even if it was a date
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    • Hah get fucked
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    • On one hand I don't wanna seem selfish and refuse to pay for hers from the start, but on the other hand I really hate the idea of being manipulated into paying for a gold digger's meal.
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    • Ha
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    • If you guys ever wonder how to approach the bill conversation. Ask what type of girl she is, one to split the bill or one that likes to get spoiled. Yeah, you might end up paying the bill but you'd dodge a bullet in the long run.
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    • My gf wanta to pay for the bill so we come to agree that she pays for one and I pay the next. Also the other tips
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    • Imagine inviting someone out, then because they straight up tell you it isn’t a date instead of stringing you along you get pissy. If you invite someone out, you pay if it’s date or not.
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    • Big hurt
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    • Imo, it depends on who asked who out. If he asked her out then that'd be kinda shitty.
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    • I’ve bought food for my friends who were girls and they were just friends except they didn’t have much money so it never bothered me. But if the girl lead you on and drops that crap on you yeah split it the hell.
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    • I respect that if she led you on the whole time, if her only intention was clearly just being friends then that's different
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    • I went on a date with one of my best friends today, and even though her food cost more than mine we still split it 50/50 because it was my idea to go in the first place
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    • Its funnier when she orders some REAL expensive shit expecting you to pay
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    • I took a girl on a dinner "date". She just wanted a free meal. I excused myself to the restroom and got in my truck and left and texted her and told her to have a nice walk home.
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    • Wait, you guys go out to eat with your friends?
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