When someone out of your league starts flirting with you
Jo3Jo3Sr Jo3Jo3Sr
25 may
When someone out of your league starts flirting with you
que C--)
QUo gêi ta ne
rockyadams rockyadams
25 sep 2020
que C--) QUo gêi ta ne
Please be safe while taking photos!
bulky_stolen_panda bulky_stolen_panda
27 jan 2021
Please be safe while taking photos!
wen ur tongue punching her ham wallet and she lets a big one rip
cyunvMo cyunvMo
8 jan 2021
wen ur tongue punching her ham wallet and she lets a big one rip
IT IS TIME TO GO. no
acting kinda sus
Death was not An Impostor.
1 Impostor remains
Frickinator Frickinator
24 sep 2020
IT IS TIME TO GO. no acting kinda sus Death was not An Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
Valyrison Valyrison
25 sep 2020
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape
fruitmeats
all
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he's hiding a frog in his mouth and it's uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can't open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape fruitmeats all
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away!
RSV
You're not you when you're hungry
YRRAH YRRAH
22 jun
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away! RSV You're not you when you're hungry
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
atticuslodius atticuslodius
10 oct 2020
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
how I be looking at women after I take their plastic glock 17 from their trembling hands and empty it into my chest cavity
how I be looking at women after I take their plastic glock 17 from their trembling hands and empty it into my chest cavity
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night
The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
This is really
ENE
heavy!!
Yesss! Now I
need one more
hing...
This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
OhYeahLordGalvatron OhYeahLordGalvatron
24 sep 2020
This is really ENE heavy!! Yesss! Now I need one more hing... This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
Media: "video games cause violence"
Video games:
dad of twolom of 2
Sweetest Sweetest
26 sep 2020
Media: "video games cause violence" Video games: dad of twolom of 2
DRINK WHAT SHE'S WEARING.
milk with 50% more protein & calcium,
MORE GOOD LOOKS GOOD.
DRINK WHAT SHE'S WEARING. milk with 50% more protein & calcium, MORE GOOD LOOKS GOOD.
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN,
AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
25 sep 2020
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN, AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Cat's in heat again
sammie_moloch sammie_moloch
22 feb
Cat's in heat again