• I'm 38 years old. I've lived in multiple
countries, I've swam in the Atlantic
on both sides, I've traveled the globe
from Alaska to Zimbabwe the land of
my fathers, but only in San Francisco
did I almost step in human shit on the
sidewalk. #california
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    • Reason 7,125 that California should be obliterated
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    • kenovo
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      kenovo 22 jun
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    • He hasnt been to india
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    • Dude hasn't been to Philly then
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    • As someone who lives in California, the biggest cancers of the state comes from 3 places: San Francisco, Los Angeles and Hollywood. If we just deleted them California would be 100x better
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    • California is great except for the politics and fires.
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    • Last time I was in SF, I heard a guy on the street shout, "You can't shit here!" Classy city
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    • Lmao my buddy moved to SF and had a house warming and I kid you not a homeless man took a shit on his front porch
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    • Pensacola, Chicago, Richmond I’ve seen human shit on the ground, crack heads aren’t exclusive to Cali my dudes
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    • Why are the worst cities run by Democrats?
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    • San Francisco has a poop company which is like a fire company for poop I’m deadass
      EBicGames 22 jun
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    • You almost stepped on Nancy Pelosi?
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    • It is a horrid shit hole!! They employ 7 people full time to pick up hypodermic needles
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    • And the police in Frisco are getting defunded
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    • Never been to New York, Detroit, or most of the less civilized parts of south America and Africa then
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    • I expect human shit in India but San Francisco? how the fuck do y'all call your gay ass self "progressive" and yet there's bunch of used needles, and human shit on the sidewalk and in the fuckin street? I'm willing to never get any gift on X-mas if Cali breaks apart and detached itself from USA
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    • Orange County and San Diego are great places because they have historically been run by Republicans.
      daegskrt 23 jun
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    • Yall really act like 90% of all politicians arent self-centered and dont care about their represented populus
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    • You can thank Governor Gavin (FUCKIN ASS HAT) Newsome and his aunt Nancy Pelosi
      Scotch35 23 jun
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    • A well traveled black man, and he's conservative... go figure...
      wrtzjs2 23 jun
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    • Literally got off the plane and wasnt even in my uber and saw some guy pull down his pants, continue to walk forward while shitting on the ground then fall forward and pass out.
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    • Dont lie....you stepped in it. Cause you might have almost stepped in it a few times, just don't know it
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    • “Culture”
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    • If you are reading this. I love you
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    • I’ve lived in California all my life and there are good parts. Mostly small coastal cities. But the big cities, with San Fran being the worst, are absolutely disgusting.
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    • Well, I see you haven’t visited Baltimore yet
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    • It’s funny how as you start to see more of the world and educate yourself, you become a stronger patriot and conservative
      Jerando 23 jun
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    • But the democrats make everything better and lower homeless rates, how can this be?
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    • Socialism
      JoeMauser 22 jun
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    • But not anywhere in Africa? Idk, pretty doubtful
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    • Just fuck Cali all together
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    • He hasn't been to Florida then
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    • California is just a really really shitty place to live. The government there is absolutely terrible and the people there aren’t much better. And the cost of living is unbelievable
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    • China promotes children using public sidewalks as a bathroom
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    • India too! Did you know the Taj Mahal has feces all over its grounds? It’s actually turning green because people keep shitting!
      Trinkit 23 jun
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    • In the Bay Area where I live San Francisco is called the City for one reason nobody wants to go there but at one point in the year we have to
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    • Democrats love their junkies!!
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    • Dude hasnt traveled the world then
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    • I literally saw someone jerking off here yesterday, broad day light, in the middle of the side walk
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    • I to have lived in multiple countries and travel the world. San Francisco is weird but you ain’t seen shit to you been to the Middle East. That place is fucking twisted to the bone.
      Heron 22 jun
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    • California should secede because California has become a true shithole.... and all because of politics.
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    • Weird flex but okay
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    • Repubbing this to shove in Californian's faces when they say it isn't a shit hole
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    • San Franshithole
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    • This is so fucking true like I used to live in San Francisco and there was this homeless dude just taking a shit in the applebees staircase
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    • I’m New York people have always talked to themselves now I can’t tell who’s crazy or not without checking for AirPods or something
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    • Cool story bro. Keep swimming across the world bro
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    • Why can’t every city in CA be like San Diego? Not fucking stupid
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    • remember this before you vote left lol
      frannyM11 24 jun
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    • Have u even HEARD of Harlem?
      monika16 24 jun
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    • Better than any other shit holes in the south, except maybe Texas. Texas is actually cool. San Francisco isn't too bad if you know what places to avoid, like the Meat District.
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    • That's not all of California. Just the abomination that is San Francisco
      Numbuh_2 22 jun
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    • Liberal cities.
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    • Well you are in Northern California. That’s where all the crazy fucking liberals are. Southern cal just wanted legal weed and for both sides to shut the fuck up
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    • I've been to actual third world shitholes and this guy has NO IDEA what he's talking about. America is infinitely better. Even when I visit other first world countries it only takes a day or two before I start wishing I were back in America.
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    • California sucks donkey dick
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    • Who else is down for kicking California out and giving Puerto Rico the spot. We dont have to change or update the flag, we still have 50 states, and Puerto Rico finally gets to upgrade to the full version rather than union lite. Its a win win
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    • A third world shithole that has a high enough GDP to be in the G7 all by itself without the rest of the United States even being considered. Economically the US would be screwed very hard if it last CA. Also the logic is no good because one city is bad the whole state is bad.
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    • You’re not even African bro
      Kraptr 22 jun
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    • TerryDavisFan detects features before they happen
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    • California is a 3rd world state now
      sylesley 24 jun
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    • Honestly. I was in Uganda last December, it's a beautiful country, it's 3rd world and I was still able to enjoy my stay, I played soccer with friendly locals who where excited to share their culture with me, an outsider.
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    • Then you’ve never been in India
      kjds 23 jun
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    • This dude clearly hasn't heard of Atlanta
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    • Fuck SOCAL. NORCAL gang wya
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    • Anyone remember Keith from stranger things? He was arrested for sneaking into a random persons house and crawling in bed with the guy. I don’t know wtf he was on but holy shit
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    • I’m 22 and I’ve traveled outside the country. Swam in the Atlantic on both sides bitch you ain’t special
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    • Their all liberal what do you expect
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    • Wait till this dude goes to India
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    • I went to Texas to see a friend, and the first day I was there. A homeless man in the middle of the street made eye contact with me, then proceeded to pull down his pants and take a shit in the middle of the road.
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    • I've lived in Kommiefornia my while life. Places like Hell A and San Franshitsco as I like to call them do have their crappy areas. But overall if you can get past that, the shitty politicians and libtards messing it all up, its actually a very beautiful state as a whole.
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    • Black conservative who traveled to Zimbabwe. Assume it’s because he traced his lineage back there. Hasn’t left the US much outside of that, otherwise he’d realize shitting on the street is a global commonality
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    • As someone who has been in many major cities in the country, San Francisco is not the only place where there is shit on the sidewalk. Don't let any conservative who's family for the last 100 years has lived and died in the same small town tell you otherwise.
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    • Everybody’s lookin for something
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    • My man needs to take a trip to india
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    • I'm in CA. Do you have any idea how many people here are conservative? It baffles us that Dems keep winning. We're all wondering where the hell these people are voting that it's counting and ours don't for some reason
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    • That’s because other nations don’t have sidewalks.
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    • Democrat run*
      ECHO5ECHO 22 jun
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    • Dude has not been to a lot of the world
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    • Didn't spend a lot of time in Zimbabwe then. As someone who has actually been to actual third world nations, I'd rather live in San Francisco.
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    • Libs get what they vote for
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    • Portland
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    • Is ifunny secretly conservative or just overwhelmingly politically homeless??
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    • Haha worked at a hospital in Houston found shitty homeless ppls jeans and the socks they wiped there ass with everywhere
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    • Thats why I never go into San Francisco, I like my city 5 miles away, Daly City for life!!!
      AlexG650 23 jun
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    • You spelled Rhodesia wrong lol
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    • Welcome to the shit show ya bastard!
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    • Shouldn’t have toured the poop factory.
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    • You probably haven’t been to enough second world countries
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    • You should see the Chaz
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    • Chicago every parking garage smells like piss and the staircases smell like something died
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    • Go to the undeveloped parts of India
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    • Clearly never been to China or India then
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    • Try boulder highway In Las Vegas
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    • Yup hate working here
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    • Drove past a homless lady poopin on the sidewalk this morning on the way into work in nashville.
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    • Cali strong! keeping America’s economy #1 since 1850 B)
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