• fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
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    • I just pee with it down to test my aim
      riskykid 27 oct
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    • I put the lid and seat down anyways because flushing throws drops of shit water around the room, just gotta wipe the back of the seat off occasionally
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    • Piss on her to establish your dominance
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    • I put both down if I have to lift a lid to go then so does she equality at its finest lol
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    • I cant even fight over a toilet with a bitch if they keep ghosting me.
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    • I think the logic is since both genders have to sit to shit and girls have to sit to pee, 3/4 of bathroom situations occur sitting therefore it is more likely to be useful in the down position. Unless you're built different and shit standing like me 😎
      __Bert__ 27 oct
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    • No one has precise enough aim to pee with it down?
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    • I put the seat down so I don't fall in when I wake up in the middle of the night to take a shit
      Bullet470 27 oct
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    • Always flush with the lid closed bruh. Now there's no issue, a win/ win with cleanliness and limiting a chance of anything random falling in the toilet too
      Sssavag69 27 oct
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    • If I can put it up, she can put it down right?
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    • I put the whole lid down so no one's happy
      xWASSUPx 27 oct
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    • Rules are in my house the seat and lid are down at all times
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    • Seat and lid down. It's gross to walk into a bathroom too see everything up
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    • Just put the entire lid down and stop spreading toilet water spray all over everything
      m10asun 27 oct
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    • I share a bathroom with my brother and honestly I don't see the point in being pissy about something like that. Like he leaces it up and it takes .5 seconds to put it down. No big deal.
      pinkgoto 27 oct
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    • Absofreakinlutely! Happily married over 30 years because we care about these little stupid things and if the other is waiting pay em a courtesy 😘
      KileyZ 27 oct
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    • I turn off my phone for like 4 hours, and somehow these 500 features now
      Fenix03 27 oct
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    • I pee sitting down when at home so it's always down anyways. In the long run, it's more efficient because i haven't spent time cleaning piss-splash off of a toilet in years.
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    • The lid should be down too
      Reign 27 oct
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    • The only reason I put it down is to keep the dog from drinking out if it
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    • Its healthier to sit down when you pee anyways
      swearbear 27 oct
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    • Dear God I am early enough to put it back down!
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    • I sit with the seat up
      Miner_ 28 oct
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    • I put the seat and lid down so
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    • Wait.... so yall just leave your toilets open?
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    • Pee pee poo poo
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    • Can't relate. No girl. :(
      _Blurple_ 27 oct
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    • _Uranus_ 27 oct
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    • I dont get it. Do your dicks fly around when you piss. Aiming isnt hard. I've got a dick and yet it stays where I aim and can piss with the seat down no cleanup required. Please someone explain why aiming is hard
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    • There's no risk of us groggily waking up in the middle of the night and literally falling into the toilet in the dark trying to take a piss... I also don't get why people have the "if you're nice it has to be reciprocated" mentality. She cooks for me every night, I think I can put the seat down.
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    • I always leave the 🚽 down.
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    • Girls go to the bathroom more than boys, so kinda no
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    • Swordsman007 I lift the seat up for men.
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    • JEREMIAH JOHNSON
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    • Are you trying to say that she's a selfish selfcentered douchebag??
      dig_it_up 27 oct
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    • Anyone know where I can find tons of dark humor memes either videos or pics
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    • Did u guys get the i funny update
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    • Bruh just make me fucking top comment already
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    • Finally, first.
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    • I just piss in her and let her use the toilet for both of us. Win win.
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    • Let em fall in
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    • I'll put it down for her until she makes it an issue when I forget. Kindness and asking me is the best way to get me to comply but when you try to force me I will make you regret it
      DJCwittz 27 oct
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    • Lid down is the truce that works: it looks better too.
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    • I always leave it down so I can shit right away
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    • Finally someone had the guts
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    • Heh, I sit down to wee like a real man
      Daraku 31 oct
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    • I just pee in the sink
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    • Just close the damn seat lid
      Ahyote 30 oct
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    • jeremiah johnson, great movie
      Rador21 30 oct
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    • Just don't have a toilet sit and practice your balance and pain management
      Valisea 30 oct
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    • I'll venmo someone a dollar if they can tell me what movie this is
      JW0331 30 oct
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    • If she leaves it up something is very wrong
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    • Why does this meme keep appearing? It's like the 3rd time I open this and I keep seeing it
      GMira 28 oct
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    • Yeah...if the only thing she wants me to do is put the seat down, then so be it. My woman gets me food, buys me snacks, listens to my rants, and takes care of my hard to reach places. I'm good putting the seat for her down
      Nickely 28 oct
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    • Jeremiah Johnson πŸ‘πŸΎ
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    • I hope you fall in the toilet my dude
      Sabilla 27 oct
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    • Many folks in here have never sat down with the seat up, and it shows! πŸ˜…
      Liliat227 27 oct
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    • I always close the lid before I flush. I dont want toilet water micro droplets spraying all over my bathroom
      Bad_Wulph 27 oct
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    • IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKIN' JEREMIAH JOHNSON REFERENCE?!
      Cpt_Heap 27 oct
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    • Jeremiah Johnson
      Hazues 27 oct
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    • I use to worry about this till I got diabetes... now my aim is so shit I just warn her to watch where you walk!
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    • I keep the toilet seat up
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    • I just started closing it the whole way because who wants to stare into a toilet and my sister actually had the nerve to complain
      Saras 27 oct
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    • Definitely true ain't pulling it down anymore .
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    • I just piss and shit on top of the toilet lid, that way no one has to do anything with the seat.
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    • I uninstall the toilet after use so everyone must reinstall before they can use. It separates the useful from the useless real quick then you can kick useless people out and raise the quality of who you associate with.
      Khadgar 27 oct
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    • Y'all sit down to shit, right? And lid down means no nasty particles floating around tooth brushes.
      vrosew13 27 oct
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    • I'll put it down as long as you lift it to take a leak. All I want is to not sit in piss when I have to use the toilet.
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    • Just pee in the shower
      ABZ2 27 oct
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    • I shit on the carpet, blame the dog, and watch her clean it up. Show her dominance
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    • Simple for me: if they won't stop leaving it up, take the toilet seat off completely. They wanna live like crusty ass savages, give them what they want. Then move out, because you shouldn't have to fight over basic hygiene to begin with.
      Desala 27 oct
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    • Actually makes more sense to leave it down. Girls use it down all the time. Boys use it down some of the time. So the odds are in the ladies favor :l
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    • Asked my wife y girls get mad about it. She said girls dont look before they sit down. I asked isnt that their problem? She said yes it is
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    • I'm usually on my phone when i go so I just sit down
      Agentx49 27 oct
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    • Another jeremiah Johnson feature? Hell yeah
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    • I just sit
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    • What the fuck is this new menu at the bottom
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    • But whats this movie?
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    • I pee sitting down because when I do it standing up it spatters everywhere
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    • Remove the seat all together. See who is dedicated the most to keep a clean bowl. For all their asses sake.
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    • Don't you use him for such a cringe meme.
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    • Okay, how many of y'all actually know what actor that's a picture of?
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    • You guys actually have to pee with the toilet seat up? Get better aim dude
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    • A woman can't take the time to put the seat down herself she shouldn't be living with a man. Im a woman and I approve this message.
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    • Me ma leaves the toilet seat up cause the dog likes drinking from the toilet
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    • Jokes on you i like peeing sitting down. Easier to browse this shitshow that way
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    • Thought this wa ls grizzly adams.
      The_Bear 27 oct
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    • My aim pro
      Deann07 27 oct
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    • No shit! And what, are you that LAZY you can't do it for yourself!? I'm sorry, I thought it was EQUAL rights? πŸ€”
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    • My perception is high so 95 all the way baby!
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    • Close the lid lol makes it fair in both sides lol cuz now she has to lift the lid after w put seat down
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    • I just sit when i pee so i can spend time on my phone
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    • Men and women both have it down when they sit to poop
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    • EW IFUNNY WHY IS THEIR A HOTBAR AT THE BOTTOM
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    • I always put it down
      Neinnoon 27 oct
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    • Only if she to stands lordly over the bowl and lets it splish splash in the bowl.
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    • She can look before she sits the fuck down
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    • This meme is from the movie Jeremiah Johnson. Very good movie
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    • I PEE IN THE SINK
      MikeXIV 27 oct
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