fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
JcUnwrittenTTV JcUnwrittenTTV
25 oct 2020
fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
Defeat
the
Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
yall cont sleep wit the door open??
Spin Master3000
So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
ameli1339 ameli1339
5 oct 2020
yall cont sleep wit the door open?? Spin Master3000 So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
Replying to @elonmusk
You are my hero, Elon.
Magoth Magoth
13 mar
Replying to @elonmusk You are my hero, Elon.
Cartoon characters when they take off their glasses be like
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 apr
Cartoon characters when they take off their glasses be like
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Other girls; I don't like to eat in front of guys
ZynergyNova ZynergyNova
27 oct 2020
Other girls; I don't like to eat in front of guys
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting
SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Sandy_Boii Sandy_Boii
19 oct 2020
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
cay
" thought your country was really nice
What are your first impressions of our until you came in here with that country'so far? disrespectful t-shirt on.
Henry Cavill and Anthony Mackie don't have time for people who aren't on their team
JamesFreakingBarnes JamesFreakingBarnes
24 sep 2020
cay " thought your country was really nice What are your first impressions of our until you came in here with that country'so far? disrespectful t-shirt on. Henry Cavill and Anthony Mackie don't have time for people who aren't on their team
Me trying to see your point
@sluttypuffin -
valeriavrromex valeriavrromex
23 oct 2020
Me trying to see your point @sluttypuffin -
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
want water?
Gilberto Gilberto
5 mar
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do want water?
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
leeewee leeewee
23 dec 2020
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
She got angry with the ball because it didn't fit in her mouth.
ToberBacon ToberBacon
23 sep 2020
She got angry with the ball because it didn't fit in her mouth.
Me at my son's parent teacher
conference
smart or is ne me?
xxWuMemesxx xxWuMemesxx
1 may
Me at my son's parent teacher conference smart or is ne me?
When that loud kid finally trips and breaks his spine:
Good
Clown_Yoda Clown_Yoda
7 jan 2021
When that loud kid finally trips and breaks his spine: Good
my liver watching me take a sip of water
my liver watching me take a sip of water
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone
Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
13 jan 2021
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone Starts to make jokes about your hair only now: