fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
JcUnwrittenTTV JcUnwrittenTTV
25 oct 2020
fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? know. your. worth.
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
Nobody:
Mexican kids on the mic:
DaddyMeMeKing DaddyMeMeKing
17 nov 2020
Nobody: Mexican kids on the mic:
When You Get A Invite From
A Friend Who Is Always
Appearing Offline
Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
DaJuulBoi DaJuulBoi
13 oct 2020
When You Get A Invite From A Friend Who Is Always Appearing Offline Well, well, well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt
Me trying to face things with a sense of poise and rationality
Beth14 Beth14
20 sep 2020
Me trying to face things with a sense of poise and rationality
Not your babe!
Not your babe!
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them
Me:
Krayt Krayt
27 sep 2020
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them Me:
IDENTIFYING
WOOD
ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl
YEP, IT'S WOOD
IDENTIFYING WOOD ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl YEP, IT'S WOOD
The old woman I'm cat sitting for has her mugshot framed. What a boss bitch.
CINCINNATI
POLICE DE
SpareParts SpareParts
21 nov 2020
The old woman I'm cat sitting for has her mugshot framed. What a boss bitch. CINCINNATI POLICE DE
The more learn about people, the more like my dog.
Mark Twain
FuckItDriveOn FuckItDriveOn
26 sep 2020
The more learn about people, the more like my dog. Mark Twain
kayla O
@baz00per pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my
cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed
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24 sep 2020
kayla O @baz00per pet rent is the stupidest concept i've ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed PM - - Twitter for iPhone 72.5K 2,237
ff
EXCUSE ME MA'AM,
JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
Suckable Suckable
22 sep 2020
ff EXCUSE ME MA'AM, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
In King Hussein's memoir, he said when he was
visiting New York he was astonished and liked
New York City and found it amusing when the
people of NYC didn't know how to greet a king so they just said to him "Hiya King!"
Caliphate Caliphate
13d
In King Hussein's memoir, he said when he was visiting New York he was astonished and liked New York City and found it amusing when the people of NYC didn't know how to greet a king so they just said to him "Hiya King!"
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a
SS
Culture Crave ff) @Culture...
purple penis that can change density
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StarboardPanda StarboardPanda
26 jan 2021
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a SS Culture Crave ff) @Culture... purple penis that can change density comedycentral 82 82 T) 223 595
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Some dogs have all the luck.
plush_zucctheberg plush_zucctheberg
29 oct 2020
Some dogs have all the luck.
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom
@TwunkTheTwink
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom @TwunkTheTwink
I just knew I was being watched during my morning walk...
hive_of_many hive_of_many
24 sep 2020
I just knew I was being watched during my morning walk...
Cats Can Have Somuch Salami
Cats are expert hunters and have a keen sense of smell, especially in the case of meat. Your cat should be just fine with a hundred pieces of salami as a feast 2017
Aitaxb Aitaxb
22 sep 2020
Cats Can Have Somuch Salami Cats are expert hunters and have a keen sense of smell, especially in the case of meat. Your cat should be just fine with a hundred pieces of salami as a feast 2017