Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
justjill justjill
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
Lovely dog
sm
morbidXprincess morbidXprincess
5 apr
Lovely dog sm
Cat's in heat again
sammie_moloch sammie_moloch
22 feb
Cat's in heat again
Never been shit
< @sadnhoeless
What's a toxic trait that you have?
I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
Never been shit < @sadnhoeless What's a toxic trait that you have? I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
rehmanpa
26 sep 2020
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
Karen Kilgariff
who made this I love you
people who eat potato salad
Tabby Tabby
8 oct 2020
Karen Kilgariff who made this I love you people who eat potato salad
averagefairy
why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
averagefairy why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
Boomer, the Far Cry dog, can be healed with tummy rubs bit.ly/
2pAkmTg
AM 24 Mar 18
pattern-53-enfield
Ave
squidyword
@duckily asking the real questions
Source: captain-prics-olficial #i appreciate this
#but why the fuck can he be damaged
Boomer, the Far Cry dog, can be healed with tummy rubs bit.ly/ 2pAkmTg AM 24 Mar 18 pattern-53-enfield Ave squidyword @duckily asking the real questions Source: captain-prics-olficial #i appreciate this #but why the fuck can he be damaged
Women: all men do is fucking lie
Women:
MatthewKeebaugh MatthewKeebaugh
7 jan 2021
Women: all men do is fucking lie Women:
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them
Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
whaaaaaaa whaaaaaaa
21 sep 2020
BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Them Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs"
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but
they broadcast it on BBC
DoctorRockso DoctorRockso
22 jan 2021
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but they broadcast it on BBC
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
Maybelater Maybelater
17 mar
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
Lonethefox Lonethefox
24 feb
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU-
FOX /8\
NEWS Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
22 sep 2020
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU- FOX /8\ NEWS Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night
The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
I am black tea
AR I am green tea
You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Hex_Maniac Hex_Maniac
25 sep 2020
I am black tea AR I am green tea You....reading this you are a cute-tea
some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don't miss you at all
mortheta Follow
terukis
Follow
maybe now they'll refolllow
Follow
YOU ERASED MY FUCKING mortheta Follow
DOG?
some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don't miss you at all mortheta Follow terukis Follow maybe now they'll refolllow Follow YOU ERASED MY FUCKING mortheta Follow DOG?
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Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT!
Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein
SONIC
Corn dogs come on a wooden
Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.
FACEPALM99 FACEPALM99
22 sep 2020
humourtising Follow Don't go to @Sonic! my girl just almost choked on a piece of wood from yalls shitty corndogs! FUCK YALL! SHES PREGNANT! Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein SONIC Corn dogs come on a wooden Stick... tell her to slow the fuck down when she eating.