Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
justjill justjill
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Macatnight
27d
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were
The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and
Dumb and Dumber.
Texas_Tough Texas_Tough
19 mar
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and Dumb and Dumber.
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Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
I know my daughter looks exactly like
me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
LolaBit LolaBit
24 feb
I know my daughter looks exactly like me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
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What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
batty_caffesmash batty_caffesmash
6 jan 2021
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
For every like, I'll tell her she's a good girl
Akaeo Akaeo
17 sep 2020
For every like, I'll tell her she's a good girl
One of these things is not like the other....
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
12 jan 2021
One of these things is not like the other....
A cucumber
can cure Not the way bad breath! you use it.
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bishop_hell bishop_hell
23 sep 2020
A cucumber can cure Not the way bad breath! you use it. (My Smudge Cat Memes" At
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for
$500
Klutch145 Klutch145
22 dec 2020
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
thinking abt the tiger who cracked her tooth chewing on toys so they gave her a gold one....
The hardest drip in the animal kingdom
11 Aug 20 Twitter for Android
AlmostShttyMemes AlmostShttyMemes
22 sep 2020
thinking abt the tiger who cracked her tooth chewing on toys so they gave her a gold one.... The hardest drip in the animal kingdom 11 Aug 20 Twitter for Android
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
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Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says... spaceshoup tumblr com There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it, It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!* w\ AS "and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain... of Vow must hell of 4 Personally, think Personally, I think that's a hell of a. that's ahe! 'ofa bird,
This Man Is Risking His
Own Life To Save Dogs
From The Meat Industry
SE
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
This Man Is Risking His Own Life To Save Dogs From The Meat Industry SE
Going to america and seeing their serving sizes
AS ff!
linearLove linearLove
21 sep 2020
Going to america and seeing their serving sizes AS ff!
Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
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Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life
Gandalf
JustinBrunk JustinBrunk
8 may
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life Gandalf
WHEN YOU SELECT "SHUFFLE" ON YOUR PLAYLIST AND THE FIRST SONG STARTS PLAYING
You had one job.
NonSequitur1275 NonSequitur1275
24 nov 2020
WHEN YOU SELECT "SHUFFLE" ON YOUR PLAYLIST AND THE FIRST SONG STARTS PLAYING You had one job.