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If wookies have a 4.00 year life
span, then Han Solo is basically
like Chewbacca's third dog BEST COMMENTS Han would have lived longer if Chewie
had gotten him neutered.
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    • Technically correct, the best kind of correct
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    • Technically true.
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    • Let's go bois
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    • Kylo Ren: *stabs Han* Han: “Haha BITCH. I got neutered and now your lightsaber does nothing!”
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    • iFappy 10 jan
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    • Vons 10 jan
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    • Eh, I don't treat the sequels as cannon
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    • Dog?
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    • Spat or neuter your pets. Bob Barker.
      slevin 10 jan
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    • StrictLyGirLs
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      Foundry 10 jan
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    • Not really dude. Chewie suffered alot. He was basically used as a monster to devour people and back in the clone wars he was hunted down by bossks species. Han was a partner
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    • Much longer since he wouldn't have had Kylo Ren.
      llkubiak 11 jan
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    • I’m going to make my name know ‘round these parts. Spread the word fellas. Time to take Porkswords and iwannafuckannaandelsas crowns.
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    • There is a theory that Han turned on Ben's lightsaber and not Kylo.
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    • Where are my testicles, Summer?
      CRS6132 10 jan
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    • I honestly can’t think of anything that pisses me off more than the sight of a Reddit post.
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    • Who remembers the i funnier Wookie? He got featured with his LEGO Star ships. His account is still around, but no longer posts
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    • This explains why Yoda is amazing friends with them, since everyone else dies early and they are the only ones he can talk to for hundreds of years since he lives to be like 900
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    • Also would have saved the galaxy a whole bunch of post trilogy fucking nonsense too
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    • Chewbacca fucked niqqas up in the clone wars
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    • Dammit Ben
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    • Congrats Tabby on your 300 feature 😁👍
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    • You try neutering a wookie and see how well that goes.
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    • hahaha get it? because his son murdered him
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    • Well yes, but actually no.
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    • Or if anikan didn't let him take a moon to the face
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    • No balls you wont do it no balls
      xXJackXx 10 jan
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    • Wait Han Solo dies?
      Delacroix 10 jan
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    • Guys I’m going on a date Saturday can I get TC
      Charmin 10 jan
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    • Every time there is a Chewbacca reference I think of Michelle Obama
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    • Hon did live longer then chewie. In the now defunked E.U. chewie died on his homeworld for reasons that escape me.
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    • I’m not a bot account, can I have top comment?
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    • Huh there is actually porn this early.
      Arafat91 10 jan
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    • Also before Disney fucked with stuff Chewie dies long before Hand protecting one of Han and Leia's children (they had 3 one did fall to the dark side, Jacon)
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    • Shit
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    • Oh shit
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    • Oof
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    • Chewbacca has a really tough life
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    • Or, you know, if Disney didn’t fuck with the cannon material and Harrison Ford didn’t want his character to die.
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    • I literally just watched the new Star Wars like 30 min ago and I loved it
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    • In the books it is the same exact reason, but it’s why Chewbacca doesn’t live longer. Damned hero died saving his kid. Han Solo went into a big depression after that
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    • Who were his “ dogs” han lando and who ?
      axi2002 12 jan
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    • How did chewie get him neutered
      CD68 12 jan
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    • You know he's not wrong
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    • Did yall know chewy has a wife and kid?
      docs 12 jan
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    • WOOOOOW
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    • Saves film for remakes...
      mecwar 12 jan
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    • We live in a society...
      TheRealMe 12 jan
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    • Oooohhhbhb shit
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    • That took me a minute to understand. I’m sitting on my dumb ass thinking, how does neutering a pet increase life sp- Kylo Ren.
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    • Chewie is about 200 years old in the orig trig
      AnnKorr 12 jan
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    • He would’ve lived longer if he pulled out
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    • Haha
      bigdildo 12 jan
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    • Lol true
      iknappe 11 jan
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    • Chewie was a villain, prove me wrong.
      joekjoey 11 jan
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    • Wookies don't have a 400 year life span
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    • He was his third dog
      jworld13 11 jan
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    • Neutering shortens they’re lifespan! Lol But for this purpose I agree! LOL
      Airadel 11 jan
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    • But chewy is 900 in the solo movie?
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    • That’s fucked up
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    • Han saved chewbacca, by chewbaccas culture or whatever, hes sworn a life debt to han. Hes basically hans slave, though han obviously doesnt treat him as such
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    • Again makes me wonder why after barely 60 years, everyone thinks Jedi are a myth. Like there is no doubt a bunch of people still alive who were alive during the old republic
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    • Dam
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    • Not wrong
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    • Oof
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    • Facts
      kimchi410 11 jan
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    • Ironic when people normally name their dogs after him
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    • Oof
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    • Be a responsible pet owner and always neuter your Hans
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    • Ok that was fucking good you get my like
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    • Took me a minute
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    • I guess that's why wookies are so willing to give someone a life debt
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    • What if Yoda had good relations with the wookies because they protected him at 50 years old like in the mandalorian? What if Yoda has known and been friends with Chewie since he was born?!
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    • “No, no hes got a point
      vader1220 10 jan
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    • I mean, chewie actually had his death exist before han, where correct me if im wrong, got a fucking moon dropped on him by the yuuzhan vong
      Kuiil 10 jan
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    • Jesus Christ that's fucked
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    • Well you're not wrong
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    • Except a moon fell on him
      mtildsley 10 jan
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    • Chewie is like 1200 according to a book a had awhile back
      Yeeyee12 10 jan
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    • *insert “i guess” meme*
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    • WOW
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    • "Nono, he has a point"
      _Naruto__ 10 jan
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    • True but like not true because he lived with other wookiee and had a family
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