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Long ago a wolf explained to his son,
"Eat a man and you'll be fed for a day.
Whimper and roll over and play dead,
and he'll feed you for a lifetime."
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caramelfappucino And the next day the wolf woke up to find his balls
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    • Where are my balls Summer?
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    • The dog when he woke up:
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    • Where are my testicles Summer?
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    • You have lost penis privileges
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    • Summer WHERE ARE MY BALLS
      Everrest 21 jun
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    • And was being breed to be a pug
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    • People ask me why I haven’t neutered my dog, I always tell them because it’d be a dick move
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    • No one cares about your leaked videos Globerl
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    • Or “try to eat a man and you’ll get a spear shoved down your throat but at least the rest of your pack will avenge you.
      lamelion 21 jun
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    • when i started reading it, i read it in katarras voice
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    • A small price to pay
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    • What did it cost?
      TVLOGoS 21 jun
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    • A boomer is nibbling my Johnson!
      onans 21 jun
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    • THE ONE COMMENT HERE IS LEWD FUCK
      marenet 21 jun
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    • I will never think about something like this in the shower, or anywhere else
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    • You win some you lose some
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    • Ahem... WTF
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    • This should be a poem
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    • Bernard_ 21 jun
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    • If you give poor man fish he wat for a day if you... if you teach man a fish... ah no no no
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    • Play pussy get fucked
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    • I totally thought I was a man eating a man
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    • All jokes aside please neuter/spay guys. Volunteering at a shelter I can tell you how much it sucks for those dogs that end up homeless after accidents that well meaning owners didn’t expect to happen. Fixing any dog/cat that comes in is standard at my shelter when they’re over 3 months old
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    • And the man had 4 balls
      meboa 21 jun
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    • Who needs balls anyway they only cause me problems
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    • Mans best friend baby
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    • In the voice of parthynaxx
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    • Privileges lost of penis you have.
      Perhapsss 24 jun
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    • Tis a small price to pay
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    • Kind of like people. Losing our balls to the government so they'll feed us without having to work for it
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    • Cutting your dogs nuts off isn't right man lol
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    • Fuckin black market
      R3DN4XELA 24 jun
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    • Fucking MOON MOON!
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    • Well, back then there weren't 900 million wolves, so... Would you rather we just started k.illing puppies?
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    • A small price to pay for salvation
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    • A small price to pay for a lazy life.
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    • That seems like a good trade
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    • Yup that will happen
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    • Century later he's become a pug
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    • In other words. Simps get free food
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    • Where are my testicles Jared...
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    • make the ifunny logo to 😂 or else
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    • I said the same thing to my younger brother when he got married
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    • God doesn't exist, prove me wrong theists.
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    • Who’s gonna feed a wolf that they thought was dead
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    • And then the wolf's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandsonnephewcousin has his face smashed in and eyeballs falling out.
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    • I read this quickly and did not realize it said wolf
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    • This pretty much sums up current politics
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    • Oof!
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    • And lots of strays. We live in a society
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    • A small price to pay
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    • Would you cut your boys off if it meant you were feed and taken care of and don't have to work all you do all day is lounge around and eat
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    • I don’t think that’s how the real quote goes......
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    • Where’s my balls John?
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    • I read wolf as man and was so confused.
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    • Which is even better cause you still have yo dick, which means all the bitches and no kids 👌
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    • im tryna have my balls missing in your mouth
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    • "A small price to pay for salvation"
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    • And his ears clipped and tail snipped. Because you know, we have to alter God's creatures along with ourselves 😒
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    • But he had food...
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    • Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
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    • Stop selective breeding, they’re more beautiful with other breeds combined
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    • Same thing happens to men who can’t stand up for themselves and get tugged along on a happy yes-man ride
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    • I've never done that to my dog not has my father to his dogs. That's fucked up if you do that to your dog. I dont wanna hear he need to be(unless medical shit). Train the dog better
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    • Nice top comments smh
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    • Except, modern wolves and dogs have separate evolutionary lines that while they meet at the first canine ancestor, existed separetly when humans first domesticated dogs.
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    • That’s like an analogy for war saying people are more useful to you alive instead of nuked to hell
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    • All animals really are at our mercy
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    • To many ands it makes my brain hurt
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    • Small,price to pay for hontdog
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    • This is basically how the American government works right now
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    • Where are my testicles summer? They were removed. Where have they gone?
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    • And his nose shrunken in and his eyes popping out of his face
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    • WHERE MY DICK AT
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    • So the moral is don’t sell yourself to be fed
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    • Hmmm
      Joe175 22 jun
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    • Where are my fat fucking nuts chief?
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    • But was he ever hungry? Yea, didn't think so
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    • Within your soul there are 2 wolves. One is gay. The other is also gay. You are gay.
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    • A small price to pay for some good fucking food
      KYISTE 22 jun
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