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    • I could skip the farthest fucking rock. Better than that asian guy.
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    • Get the ability to manipulate probability. Like the probably that you can fly unassisted right now is probably right around 0%, but say you could change that to 100%, boom, now you can fly. It's the undefeatable superpower
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    • Shapeshifting: you could shapeshift into someone who could pee really far
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    • That’s why Uravity is best hero
      Stile 4 aug
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    • Probability manipulation. You could literally be omnipotent. “The chance someone discovers the cure for cancer in the next 5 seconds is 100%.” Boom done
      _Nadiki_ 4 aug
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    • Manipulating probability
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    • Gravity in and of itself is the most powerful force in the universe. If you can control it or manipulate it in some from or another than you can rule over everything. Cause it’s not just making things float at will. Black holes, time manipulation, and possibly invisibility could be possible as well
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    • Uraraka be like
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    • Change probability. Probability of walking outside to find a million dollars in a brief case? 100%. Probability of looking like your 20 well into your 80's? 100%. Probability of me fucking your mom on Fridays and Saturdays? 100% to begin with, but it's insured with the ability.
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    • Control sound, if there's a song stuck in your head, make it everyone's problem
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    • Idk if it's really under the radar, but Bullseye's powers. Being able to throw anything and have it hit exactly where you want it to hit would be sick
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    • I could take California and throw it into space
      DeepToot 5 aug
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    • that would be gravity manipulation, where you decide what direction things fall, guns would have infinite range
      Hvid 4 aug
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    • The ability to alter probability.
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    • When someone asks me what kind of super power I’d want I always say the ability to control probability. Like what’s the probability that the person I hate gets a head full of lice 100% what’s the probably I get rich 100%. What’s the probability I die of an infectious disease? 0%. Catch my drift?
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    • Omnipotent shapeshifting
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    • Time manipulation
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    • The ability to change probability
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    • Nah bro, shape shifting is the best. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
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    • Personally the power of probability. Also the power to shit in someone elsa's pants. I'd be feared and respected.
      Ltrm8 4 aug
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    • I want the power over the odds. What are the odds that I get another superpower? 100%. The odds I fail a backflip? 0%.
      xxBAKAxx 4 aug
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    • Im greedy, I want the power of a god...I could not settle for an underrated power.
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    • uraraka head ass
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    • The best superpower would be immunity to other people's superpowers.
      Elfangor 3 aug
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    • Pocket dimensions. Wanna escape? Pocket dimension. Don’t like something/someone? Pocket dimension. Hell you could just send the worlds trash to a pocket dimension.
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    • Imagine turning off gravity and peeing with a boner
      MyBad 3 aug
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    • You mean Uraraka?
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    • So Uraraka?
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    • #1 best superpower ever. Better than control over matter or energy. The power to control the probability of anything and everything. The probability that I die? 0% chance. The probability that a million dollars falls into my lap? 100%
      KeltonDb 6 aug
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    • id say, blues clues power, just a quick dance and jump into any hentai or porno i want
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    • The ability to leap really far and high, imagine getting chased and you pull a fast one on em and end up in the fucking stratosphere
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    • I think "to always be right" is super underrated. Because any shit you make up immediately becomes true and you can just say you have any other power you want or whatever you want.
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    • Mine is the most OP. Known as physikinesis, which is the power to control the laws of physics and everything that applies to said laws. That literally means that I have control of space, time, matter, energy, gravity, motion, forces, everything on the atomic level, etc. basically means I’m a god
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    • Change probability, change the chance of finding gold from 0% to 100%
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    • Infinite stamina and no muscle soreness I'd be able to Forrest gump it across the country full sprint
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    • De ururaka of my hero academia
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    • The ability to manipulate probability. What is the probability that I’m gonna walk around the corner and find $1000 on the ground? 0.001%? Let’s make that 100%. What are the chances that one punch will knock a dude out cold? Also 100%.
      RedZebra 4 aug
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    • Ochaco Uraraka?
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    • Meanwhile, Uraraka stands in the back corner
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    • The power to alter probability. What's the probability that I will have a billion dollars? 100% now. What about having [insert superpower here] fuck it you guessed it. 100%. What's the chance of me finding a girlfreind? Wait Why isn't this working? FUCK
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    • Josuke’s stand
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    • Making air solid
      Operator 4 aug
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    • My bf just broke up with and I just want him to know there’s no hard feelings. He loves memes and is constantly on this app. His superpower of choice would be to fly. Help me let Daemon know I hope he flies as high as he wants to and never comes back down. I hope you accomplish your goals, Big D.
      yallsuck 4 aug
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    • The do over button
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    • Ochaco Uraraka
      iishuman 4 aug
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    • Vector manipulation has been a favorite for a while
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    • Gonna snipe some facials
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    • The ability to alter probability
      Liora 4 aug
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    • Cartoon physics
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    • It actually is possible to get superpowers IRL. All you need to do is to contact interdimensional beings with your mind, and then with enough practice you can mess with reality.
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    • Thats called gravity manipulation, and would be extremly overpowered.
      Cyrolix 4 aug
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    • Pucci niggas be like
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    • I’d want evokinesis. The ability to have yourself evolve fairly slowly into a godly being of biological perfection but never transcend
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    • The power to manipulate probability. It's pretty much omnipotence.
      Zaster 4 aug
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    • The best power is being able to make anything with the lipids in your body. Imagine, sitting on your couch thinking, "man, I could lose some weight" then you make yourself a couple thousand dollars and lose 2 pounds of weight
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    • Saving and loading real life at will.
      Vel_Rah 4 aug
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    • Telekinesis. Everyone thinks oh super strength or flight but with telekinesis I can copy every other superpower depending on how fine my control is. Super strength: lift it with my mind. Flight: telekinesis on myself. Invisibility: warp the light rays around me. Teleportation: quantum mechanics
      bigblu42 4 aug
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    • Calm down Ochako Uraraka. We get it, ya make thing float
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    • Uravity
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    • Yeah actually being able to selectively choose what will and wont obey gravity is a dope concept. Like you could turn it off for you, jump really high, turn it on, and turn it off before landing. Charge people money and boom. Ez skydiving service
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    • Or just get rid of things I would just straight up get rid of carbon
      scbetz 3 aug
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    • i wanna phase through solid matter n shit so i could escape class whenever i wanted. what are they gonna do? lock my into the principal's office?
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    • Nah, I want the power to refill things. Bank account empty? Refilled. Ate all the cereal? Bam box is refilled. Someone bothering you? Refill that colon brotha
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    • Ngl I would just use that power for stupid shit like saying "Screw gravity", then floating upwards with a stern expression
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    • The power to control weather on will, you can do a shit ton with that, even possibly fly
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    • Waterbreathing. That way I could swim away from bullshit and live at the bottom of a lake or something
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    • The ability to control friction would be sick. You could increase and decrease friction whenever you want giving you endless possibilities
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    • Ochako fucking Uraraka
      yerd 3 aug
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    • shape shifting is often underrated and underused
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    • Uraraka be like
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    • Ochako uraraka?
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    • Aw shit got my second feature thanks boys
      jacov 3 aug
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    • We can finally shit on the bird. We have reclaimed the high ground.
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    • i just want Heaven's Door, honestly
      Denji 3 aug
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    • It is by far a top tier power
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    • Me: *goes to black hole* me: *uses anti gravity* black hole:
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    • Anti gravity is stupid the entire universe would just stop fucking working and basically implode
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    • Definitely shape shifting
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    • Ah. 9 year olds on the internet
      45Colt 6 aug
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    • Probability. I could set the probability to being immortal to 100% and if I’m tired of it I can set it back to 0, or set the probability of being rich to 100%. Infinite possibilities
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    • Imagine if you had the power to make yourself feel like you just itched an itch anytime you want
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    • Control over Probability and Possibility
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    • ᵂᴴᴬᵀ ᴵˢ ᵀᴴᴬᵀ ᴹᴱᴸᴼᴰᵞ?!
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    • Is nobody gonna mention the power to manipulate subatomic particles. You could literally turn any form of matter into a bomb
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    • People often don’t say reality warping. Having that ability would literally make you a god.
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    • I want 3 super powers: flying, invisibility, and the ability to go through stuff
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    • With anti gravity, you could expand space time making FTL possible.
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    • Gravity Rush is in fact a thing
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    • The ability to turn into an A-10 Warthog
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    • Kinetic energy manipulation
      Rubz8r0 5 aug
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    • To make people super fatigued and sleepy, like anesthesia. Very subtle, yet effective.
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    • Ability to manipulate probability. You can literally do anything with this power
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    • Literally just uraraka
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    • the ability to disable friction
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    • Probability. There’s a zero percent chance that I could manipulate gravity. Unless I decide to change those chances to 100%. There’s a zero percent chance I’ll have a dick longer than three inches. Unless I were to change the PROBABILITY!
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    • The power to shit $100 bills
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    • Id piss in your girlfrienda mouth all the way from canada
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