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    • Teacher: “I don’t know, can you.” Me asking for the second gun:
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    • Always make friends with the more reserved kids. You may just end up saving their life or maybe someone else’s. If not, then you probably showed them that the world isn’t all bad. It took one person to do that for me to realize that life isn’t so bad
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    • Don’t worry, here in California we got this covered
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    • What a real friend
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    • *leaves* *pumped up kicks plays behind me*
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    • Teacher: *dosn’t allow you to go* Shooter: Shame
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    • Teacher: i dont know can you
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    • Any one else like that the news is not taking about the most recent school shooting because it was done with a low caliber revolver in a state with strict gun laws and the kid could not legally own the firearm, but the media does not want you to know that
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    • Reminds me of in avatar when Iro told the nice guard to take the day off when he broke out of jail like a madman, he’s a savage but also everyone’s loving grandpa. MVP
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    • This would be such a tough decision...do you bail and leave? Or do you try to be a hero and prevent it somehow?
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    • That’s very nice of him. I’d go
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    • At least he got ur back
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    • Slips him your pocket knife and whisper “get creative with some of them”
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    • Always leave one man alive to tell the tale
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    • And then he comes to the bathroom to fuck you
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    • SaberChan 21 apr
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    • Me:asks to go to bathroom Teacher:idk can you Me to quiet kid: take that bitch out first
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    • Aight bro, I’m bouta head out
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    • Say less, “teach, I need to use the bathroom.”
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    • Since this will get lost in the comments my address is 6220 Lillie Ln
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    • I just wanna say thank you to the “quiet kid = school shooter” type memes that have given people around me even more fuel to make fun of me. Some of us are simply quiet because we’re lonely, depressed, and have an entirely crushed sense of self-esteem. So thank you, for making us something we’re nt
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    • I was friendly with "that kid" in highschool. One day he told me he'd let me know when not to come to school, I could tell from his tone, he was being serious. That same day I told the principle what he said, he was immediately expelled and his parents had him sent to therapy.
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    • Me: shit Rico, that’s all you had to say.....
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    • Me turning around like:
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    • That’s why I’m nice to everyone at school and work
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    • And that's why I was polite to everyone in high school lol
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    • CT_2367 22 apr
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    • When you overhear the quiet kid say "when I drop my pencil, start shooting" to his friend and you notice that your pencil is rolling off your desk
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    • I’d thank my homie for the warning and skidadle the fuck outta there
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    • Everyone knew this was about a school shooting and I was like “okay? Is it a gay thing? What?”
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    • I mean, he trying to save you.
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    • My autistic self would be all like "why?"
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    • 𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓫𝓻𝓸 𝓲𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓸𝓾𝓽
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    • How considerate of that kid I wish most people would be like him.
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    • Respect. I'd dip without a single word.
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    • Aight bro. Im boutta head out
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    • Be nice to everyone, you’ll never regret it.
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    • He about to clap some cheeks.
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    • I’m friends with all the freaky kids at my school and I get teased by my friends (who are normal) about it and I’m like “listen if they’d shoot this bitch up I know I’ll live”
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    • Thats why i always used to stand up for the bullied kids. Got jumped a few times but never shot at.
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    • Plot twist- he just knows you've had a long day and you deserve a break
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    • Tbh I would take that as a complement
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    • That means that you're the only one he likes.
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    • Aight, thanks for the heads up. Good luck man
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    • As a quite kid that sat in the back of class, I never thought about shooting up the school. I just wanted to get out of there as fast as possible. Don't have on the quiet kids, not all of us are fucked up n wanting to commit mass murder
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    • I’m quiet and I like people thinking I’m gonna shoot up the school
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    • Then he asks to go after ur gone and shoots u only
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    • That's why I make friends with the weird kids
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    • Aye that means he likes you because he gave you a warning
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    • That’s when you beat the kid right there so he doesn’t have a chance to shoot up the school
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    • Always got to leave one person alive so they can tell the story of what went down
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    • Overpopulation must be controlled somehow. "Modern problems require modern solutions."
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    • I’m kinda quiet and I wanna do this as a joke but I feel like the kid might report it to a teacher
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    • At least he fucking cares! No one cares about me
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    • I’m already half way home
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    • You take that gift and you roll with it lmao.
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    • If you leave the class and don’t do anything are you a survivor or a pussy
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    • Shy student: go to the bathroom and don’t come out, student: nah bruh I’m good just went last period thanks tho
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    • Turns out he was aiming specifically for you and lured you into going into the bathroom alone
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    • There was a special needs student in my high school who was very aggressive. After the bell rang, she pushed through the crowd to get outside, yelling, “MOVE” in everyone’s faces. One kid eventually shouted “RUN SHES GOING TO SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL!”
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    • You must be special if you're the one the kid "saves"
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    • why’d I instantly think he was gonna suck him off in the bathroom before I read the comments
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    • At least you’re the one he’s not aiming at
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    • You don’t gotta tell me twice I’m out 🅱️
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    • that means ur his only friend
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    • That means he likes you enough to not kill you. I know this is probably obvious but whatever...
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    • Watch that Ted talk where the dude talks about how one single friend saved him from doing a school shooting. Treat others the way you want to be treated folks. Kindness saves lives
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    • Ight bro I'm boutta head out
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    • Today, my neighbor was talking about how they used to go hunting before school and stored their shotguns in their lockers, because nobody cared.
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    • When my little brother was a freshman someone had a gun in their locker (it was a glock) and he was showing it off to girls and they told the principal and turns out that bitch was loaded and the safety was off. really glad it wasn’t bad bc my little brother was there and my mom works there
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    • I don't like this idea that "if they're a quiet kid, they're messed up, and will do something bad" I'm super quiet, especially at school, but that's because it's how I deal with being constantly anxious. I don't pay attention to anything or anyone that I'm not normally paying attention to (cont'd.)
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    • Bro I don’t care straight up. I’m going to the mf fucking bathroom. Fuck all these other kids lmao
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