• Quickest player death.
D&D story time.
I was running the first sesson of a new campaign.
Everyone starting at level 1. We had an Elf Druid, a
Half Elf ranger, a Dragonborn Sorcerer, and a
Tiefling Rouge. As the party was going through
introductions,
5'2 90 Ib. Tiefling "I don't like to be touched."
6'3 250 Ib. Dragonborn "I pat her on the head."
Tiefling "I bite his hand"
Ok so you bite his hand... roll to hit
Rolls NAT20.
Roll 1d4 damage...?
Rolls 4 doubles to 8
Dragonborn sorcerer only has 8 hp.
Ok so you bite his hand off and he is now bleeding
out.
No one has any healing pots or magic. All level 1
charactors.
Dragonborn rolls 3 on death save.
Next save Nat 1.
Dragonborn is dead.
Tiefling "I said I don't like to be touched."
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    • Not having any form of healing, especially at level one is a huge fucking mistake. Everyone squishy
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    • The Druid didn’t have healing word or anything?
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    • Helpful DM tip: You could always ask the player if they are trying to attack lethal or painful and if painful just tell the dragonborn he has a perminant bite mark and he's knocked out from the pain
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    • Did no one try a medicine save tho?
      Tight 28 jul
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    • You can role medicine dc10 to stabilize downed players. Stabilized players don’t make any more saving throws, but remain unconscious.
      Nrage 29 jul
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    • Well an unarmed strike should be 1 + str mod So a crit should be 2 +str mod
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    • This may not have been the way I would rule it, but this isn't bad dming. The party is just meeting, they have no connection to each other and they're level 1, so little to no survival experience; I would be shocked as a PC and unable to think about saving him. 1d4 is fair under improvised weapons.
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    • Can’t you pick up downed players
      KotunKhan 28 jul
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    • Poor DMing.
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    • 1) an unarmed strike without a natural weapon does 1 damage, not 1d4 like an improvised weapon 2) since the dragonborn had exactly 0 hp, they were stable and did not need to make death saves. 3) the party could've made medicine checks to stabilize
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    • Can someone explain D&D to me? I thought basically everything was imagination. what determines a lvl up, dps, and all the other factors of the game? Is it completely at the whim of the DM? And if everything is made up then what do you do with the game board? Cause I thought you used one of those
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    • Is this some 5e joke I'm too 3.5 to understand?
      llDOCll 29 jul
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    • Biting is an unarmed attack, which should be 1+STR mod (no doubling for crits) unless you have the Tavern Brawler feat, a level in monk, a racial natural weapon, or the UA Unarmed fighting style, none of which are available to a Tiefling of that level and class.
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    • I call bull that the druid didnt have spare the dying or goodberry, plus nobody did medicine. Fake news+tieflings dont get a bite attack +plus rolled max on a d4 twice which would be 8. I also do believe wild magic surge can be used on death saves. All this leads me to believe this bitch lying for v
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    • What bite causes 1D4 damage?
      mudbug98 29 jul
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    • 1/2 This is bad dm-ing not just for letting it happen but also for the story. You all meet and then a one player kilIs another one over a joke. Yeah no the other players shouldnt have to play with that especially the no touching thing like yeah ur characters are probably gonna have to help eachother
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    • Scumbag DM could have had them roll to cauterize it with fire or some shit and have them bring the Dragonborn to an artificer to get a mechanical hand. I DM with great leniency and allow for fun over function. If the death isn't fun, I'll fudge rolls to keep the party from being overly cautious.
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    • Tour fault as dm, unarmed strikes are 1 plus strength. It’s not d4 unless you’re a monk or have the tavern brawler feat
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    • Given that they’re playing a Dragonborn this is likely 3.5 or 5E, and given the standard classes, im going with 5e. Biting in 5e deals 1+Strength damage unless you’re a specific race, and isn’t doubled on a crit because it’s not a die. Only dice get...
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    • At that point I would just get up and leave
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    • I was introduced once, didn't say a word and got hit immediately by another player for three damage, but only had one max health
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    • What a way to start a campaign and have everyone immediately scared of your character
      GryffinTG 29 jul
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    • 1d4 for an improvised bite? Should be a 1, always
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    • A rouge tiefling. Was he red?
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    • I wish I understand what the fuck is going on
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    • That’s an unarmed attack, tieflings don’t have a bite attack. That should be 1+strength possibly x2 because of crit I’m not sure how crits on unarmed attacks work
      PixyBob 29 jul
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    • Sounds to me like the Tiefling player rolled a crappy character. Anti-social rejects should not be the standard for a social game no matter how much of a moody teen you are.
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    • Y’all need some good berries
      Zycronius 29 jul
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    • The druid didnt have healing word or cure wounds???
      LavAbsol 29 jul
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    • Jewel 29 jul
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    • Dropping to zero isn't an auto death. Going to -8 in this case would be instant. Plus unarmed attacked made by any calls other than a monk are 1+ strength modifier. Since they didn't add strength to this it must've been +0. The damage would've been 2. The sorcerer shouldn't have even gone down
      Tyke_McD 29 jul
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    • Ok rookie dm mistake here... crits are not just double damage you have to roll the damage dice twice... with a d4 the odds could still be high though secondly you should have told your players that anyone with first aid experience can stop him from dying until you can get proper healing.
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    • Absolute shitty party to not have any sort of healing or to not do a single medicine check to stabilize him.
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    • Bad dm. Usually anything like that in any game ive played has knly been 1+str mod
      bhayes 29 jul
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    • Not as fast as a homebrew campaign I played in college. We had 15 people and only one DM so we we're all piled into one campaign no introductions roll initiative we fight an owl bear because 15 v 1. I move first and vote to step back an watch the humans fight the owl bear. Owl bear next one shots
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    • Someone show me what a Teifling is
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    • Ah yes, the infamous 5e. Where if it's not a Strength or Perception check, then it's not in the game
      TreesusR 29 jul
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    • It’s funny but think of the Dragonborn player. Like I don’t know about him but I put a lot of effort into my characters and that would discourage me from playing. When I dm i try to stray from discouraging players and make it more like he feinted from the pain. Also I have a rule you can’t seduce
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    • Had a buddy make a goliath barbarian with really low intelligence, as a brand new party trust and bonds hadn't formed yet. He gave this goliath we'll call Bob a quirk that he goes berserk if he gets hurt. Well party decides to go through some thorn bushes. Pt2 in comments
      BatPuma 29 jul
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    • Our first battle was against 3 fighters & 3 mages. We got surrounded, I, the alchemist, threw a pot of liquid fire at my feet and torched myself and the fighters. I having low hp, died, And the fighters lived with low health. The mages only spammed Mind control and took over our DPS, our warrior....
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    • Imagine not playing exclusively paladin because no other class has the potential to satisfy you both statistically or thematically. Just wish there was an oath where your power came from within.
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    • That’s actually impressive
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    • No one attempts to stabilize him. They just all watched.
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    • Incorrect: unarmed melee attacks deal a default 1+str mod damage. (Unless homebrewed ofc, in which case go for it!)
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    • For everyone saying “bad DM-ing” because unarmed strikes deal non lethal damage, a bite attack is a natural weapon, not an unarmed strike. Depending on their features, a tiefling can have fangs that deal lethal damage. Dragonborn deliberately tried to piss off another player.
      Tanarri27 29 jul
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    • I fought my friend to the death fist fight for the rights to a women we stole and fucked I won
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    • I mean you don’t roll twice on a nat 20 you roll once and double the number and technically any character can bite and it’s treated the same as a punch or a kick unless you are a monk. I don’t think the story is fake but the DM and the players obviously didn’t know what they were doing
      ThePanMan 29 jul
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    • WHY CAN NO ONE SPELL ROGUE CORRECTLY
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    • Did no one have any healing spells
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    • Fuck you nerds
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    • Y’all are a bunch of spoilsports. DMing is done any way you want. The rules are made to be broken. Nat 20 can be double damage or two rolls. Damage can be dealt or it can be a harmless interaction. Not everyone is a wet blanket like you guys
      Fertilus 29 jul
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    • PvP should only be allowed if A) Everyone agrees B) It doesnt impede anyone's fun and C) It actually makes sense
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    • Yeah that’s some super shit dming. Not only did that not need to deal actual damage, but how the hell did no one have any healing or attempt a medicine check?
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    • A bite did d4 damage? Seems a bit unreasonable, unless I’m missing something here
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    • My 5'2 ass 140 how in the FUCK are you 90 lbs even as a girl, eat for fuck sake
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    • 1) what version of D&D. This outcome can differ greatly. 2) why the stereotypical race/class combos? Mix it up!
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    • What are the rules for dnd? I feel like I’ve read so many different play throughs. And I thought things were kinda made up on the spot? How does it work?
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    • Druid didn’t have healing word and not a single one tried to roll to stabilize him? Also, the DM not only gave a bite attack from a lvl1 tiefling 1d4 damage but also allowed it to be a lethal attack over non-lethal? They faked the story for internet points or the DM is a special kind of stupid.
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    • Remember when one of my players had two gun shots. Rolled a nat 1 on the first one. Yells, "Wait i have two" Gets another nat 1. Never laughed so hard
      Takuyah3 29 jul
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    • Whenever stuff like that happens, our dm wouldnt allow it to be lethal even if it was a nat20 UNLESS it was crossfire, reflected, etc. Once I was exchanged by an enemy and hit with a friendly attack; but in this circumstance he’d probably have made it infected with mouth bacteria or some shit
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    • NICE
      4Pep 29 jul
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    • Everyone who says it's bad dming are probably some boring as hell people to play dnd with. I'd fucking laugh off my terrible luck and make a new character. "It shouldn't be fair that I died because I went out of my way to mess with someone" even so it's a joke
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    • Ranger should have made a medicine check. Would have given them a fighting chance
      Hockeypan 29 jul
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    • Ok so my Coast Guard mage will use his revive passive ability and resurrect the Dragonborn because fuck a game about creativity and yet limits creativity
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    • I don’t have fun with casual d&d games anymore. I like immersion and all that nerdy shit. In my opinion this dming is bad
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    • God dnd is the cringiest shit. Wish I loved it seems fun but fuck it’s cringy.
      bam0217 31 jul
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    • Why is it natural 1 or natural 20 like putting “NAT” in front of it doesn’t give it any greater meaning or make it any different from just saying 1 or 20 because there’s no 1 or 20 without the nat in front of it
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    • Jesus Christ DnD players are losers
      Krauser 29 jul
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    • This makes d&d sound stupid
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    • Flash forward a few seconds to the ranger holding up the tie flings head in triumph
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    • Anyone can make a medicine check to try and stabilize in 5e, yall dont gotta watch him die like that
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    • Damn
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    • I didn’t understand any of this
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    • He said "fuck around and find out." Unfortunately, the Dragonborn found out
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    • Edgy little shit
      Nigazi 31 jul
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    • You can stabilize with a medicine check tho
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    • Constitution, man, worth the investment
      Jukebox76 31 jul
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    • Okay but they could of atleast tried a DC 10 medicine check, instead of waiting for the death saves
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    • I started my first ever DnD session a year ago(it’s still going this shits fun as hell) and I made like an inventive archer well one of his spells let’s him hook a rope up to an arrow and pins anything it catches - weeeell we were in a cave during session 3 and we came across a locked door, one guy
      ChrisAyy 31 jul
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    • Can they be revived?
      I_Man 31 jul
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    • They could have made a medicine check to stabilize him at least. He'd still be at zero hp but he wouldn't be dying.
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    • Me playing pathfinder 1st edition minding my own buisness
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    • I joined in late to a campaign and one of the guys accidentally missed a shot and nat20d and instantly one shot me before I could make a single move
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    • Had something similar except reversed. I was a dragonborn barbarian and my friend bit me and I fucking W H A L L O P E D him into a death throw
      Hind 31 jul
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    • “Charactors”
      boi_LeRoy 31 jul
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    • My friends and i have a campaign that made it to epic boons so my character is now a 14' 2" 800+ lbs lizardfolk barbarian that was able to deathroll tiamat
      Bruhe123 31 jul
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    • Is this some dnd joke I’m too pathfinder to understand
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    • My first and only character so far in dnd is a healer and that shit is so necessary cause we all suck ass
      Heimskr 31 jul
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    • Improvised damage y'all. Remember the rule of cool. The DM used the smallest dice to roll and level 1 characters are weak.
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    • Somebody could have stabilized??
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    • Ya need a tank and a healer, paladin works too
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    • Druids should have healing at level 1 though?
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    • I'm a tiefling warlock
      JKeg 31 jul
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    • Human Wizard level 1 got his ass beat with his sword by a animated shrub after it nat 20'd on taking his weapon
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    • Low key this was when Mike wanted action from eleven and wanted the game to be over
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    • Our monk fell into a firepit fighting bugbears on a mountain after rolling a nat 1. Paladin's turn and tries to throw her javelin, rolls another nat 1. That javelin went straight into the monk's ass
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