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    • "I'm lagging bro I swear!"
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      • Still better than fortnite
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        • ChankaBot 23 jan
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            • Why did god put the male g spot in the butthole and then make being gay a sin
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              • 1: we actually can cure cancer, I work at a disease research facility and we have a pretty good cure still in development. 2: consciousness is our neurons working together to form information from our senses and our brains form a system to react to this called consciousness. 4: game lag. 5: N.O.K.
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                  • "R6 is a realistic shooter!" *Shoots from scope *zero barrel clearance
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                    • Where does consciousness come from? *literally shows a brain in the panel”
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                      • Best relatively recent game to date, change my mind
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                        • If we can somehow replicate cancer cells without them being lethal to the rest of our body, we could hypothetically live forever
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                          • Advanced forms of cancer can already be cured in other countries like china or japan, but US coropotions make billions from prolonged cancer treatment. A patient cured is a customer lost.
                            Rolita 23 jan
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                            • *showet thoughts* The cure for cancer already exists but isn't plubicised because it gives too much dosh
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                              • A chemical called DMT is released when you are born and deceased that creates a spark of chemicals within your brain that creates your "mind" and then causes it to crumble when your brain stops functioning, or not, I dont know, I'm stoned af.
                                The_meme 23 jan
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                                • Ash’s head hit box is like my chances with a woman: nearly nonexistent
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                                    • Okay so hear me out. You know how our brains have that 7 minutes of activity before shutting down? What if in that seven minutes there's a dreamlike shit that lasts so long it's essentially an afterlife, like a super task in your head or smth
                                      OhOnGod 23 jan
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                                      • The last one is bullcrap, when we die, our biological organism stops working, period, which means that we cannot be conscious anymore, and that’s it
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                                        • Siege > Other console FPS shooters
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                                          • Science can answer what happens when we die, like nothing, we’re a dead organize, but some people choose to ignore that for who knows why
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                                            • How does a Bastard, Orphan, Son of a Whore and a Scotsman...
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                                              • “Where does she want to eat?”
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                                                • Cancer can be cured but scientists don’t want to
                                                  talegon 23 jan
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                                                  • We could cure cancer, too much money to be made in medicines and treatments tho.. like lots of money. That’s why it’s not cured yet
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                                                    • We probably have a cure for cancer, but as long as they pretend they don't, they get funding for research, and they make money off of treating cancer. PET scans happen to be one of the most expesnive diagnostic exams. If we cured cancer, they would lose money, or they would charge millions for it
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                                                      • Dumb ass when you die you go to the mii plaza for a red Nintendo ds with a tiny scratch
                                                        comyfrog 23 jan
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                                                        • It looks like you’re literally showing the organ from which our consciousness comes
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                                                          • Since cancer comes from your cells just suddenly going autistic I don’t think it’s possible to be eradicated but treated to the point where you can actually survive
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                                                            • Im sorry bitch but if i see the killcam and you have blood coming out your eyes then that was a fucking headshot
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                                                              • Rainbow does got some shitty hitbox detection tho
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                                                                • Consciousness isn’t from one area in the Brian necessarily. The brain is all interconnected. When you die, nothing happens. You stop feeling, thinking etc. saying everything goes black is wrong because you can’t see so you technically won’t ever know when you actually die.
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                                                                  • And also “how the fuck did he kill me that wasn’t even a headshot”
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                                                                    • Fucking ash I swear
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                                                                      • Science surely can tell you what happens when you die
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                                                                            • Because ash
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                                                                              • The whole cure for cancer thing is stupid there will never be one cure for it because cancer can be so many different things and there are cures for some cancer but others there isn’t so yeah there never will be 1 cure for all cancer
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                                                                                • Siege is broken to all fucking hell and everyone knows about it, and yet they still refuse to fix the fucking hit boxes.
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                                                                                  • Shitty hit boxes and position registry, R6 suffers badly with both, the games sync is so bad that the engine doesn't know who's perspective to take as accurate so it guesses and gets it wrong. Occasionally it gets it right and you have an epic round though
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                                                                                    • Ash's head hotbox has been fucked since day 1.
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                                                                                      • man in halo it didnt even matter if you headshot, them damn shields
                                                                                        kyiato 23 jan
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                                                                                        • R6 memes are becoming a thing now and I love it
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                                                                                          • Siege.. love hate relation ship🙄
                                                                                            Milenaa 23 jan
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                                                                                            • How was that not pass interference
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                                                                                              • I’ll just tell you these words of wisdom, “fucking ubi servers”
                                                                                                Bright 23 jan
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                                                                                                  • There is a cure for cancer. But every patient cured is a customer lost
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                                                                                                    • Honestly I wouldnt be suprised at all if cancer was already able to be cured but they just dont cure people so the hospitals and everywhere can make more money, hospitals are businesses too, why would they cut their profits. Its sick to think about that someone would do that but I wouldnt doubt it.
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                                                                                                      • Okay let's be honest, there has already been a cure for cancer but why would the big corporations and governments give a cure when they can milk people for all of their money for giving countless scans etc
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                                                                                                        • This is the Real Truth: Adam sinned for us by disobeying God and we inherited sin from him which leads to eternal death (hell) so for that reason our good works etc can't get us to heaven. So Jesus Christ died for our sins and rose again 3rd day so we can have eternal life. 1 Corinthians 15 1-4
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                                                                                                          • Chigurh 23 jan
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                                                                                                            • Why does death look like a chocolate donut with pink sprinkles
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                                                                                                              • What were those refs smoking?
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                                                                                                                • Science also can't explain how bees can fly, how humans can ride a bike, or why we actually need to sleep
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                                                                                                                  • *hits with three bullets... blood splatters against wall, he’s at full health in killcam
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                                                                                                                    • Potentially a virus designed to target cancer and implant a correct genome could cure cancer
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                                                                                                                      • I shot him like 30 times how is he not dead
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                                                                                                                        • but we can answer it with imaginary stuff like god and heaven
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                                                                                                                          • When you die, the tooth fairy comes and takes all your teeth, santa takes back all the presents he gave you as a kid to recycle for other kids, and the easter bunny, well, he’s a fag
                                                                                                                            dRaGoNnUt 23 jan
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                                                                                                                            • 99% certain we know what happens when we die
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                                                                                                                              • He was aiming up and didn’t wait for it to even out
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                                                                                                                                • Science has shown what happens when we die just nobody wants to accept it because it's so grim, and scientists know how it wasn't a headshot, either shit hit reg, bad hitboxes or lack of skill
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                                                                                                                                  • Cancer can be eradicated. Problem is, there's no money in that, so pharmaceutical companies avoid that like a black man avoids employment.
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                                                                                                                                    • “It’s all in the wrist”
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                                                                                                                                      • Cancer can be irradicated by suspending all further downloads of fortnite
                                                                                                                                        quanch_62 23 jan
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                                                                                                                                        • in real life u could have not zeroed ur scope
                                                                                                                                          Foxytrot 23 jan
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                                                                                                                                          • How do I have 8 motherfucking kills 2 rounds in and am not at the top of the leaderboard
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                                                                                                                                            • We already know how to cure cancer it's just more profitable to treat.
                                                                                                                                              sludgey 22 jan
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                                                                                                                                                • The Bible can answer the last one
                                                                                                                                                  TRIPx6 22 jan
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                                                                                                                                                  • How did I get killed by a pixel
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                                                                                                                                                    • Some people have been reincarnated as other people and one kid solved his past lifes murder
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                                                                                                                                                      • As a computer scientist: consciousness is a by-product of having enough computational power. In my theory, anything with enough computational power will eventually become conscious. Either mechanical or biological
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                                                                                                                                                        • Dying and waking up in the back of a cart with a man saying,"oh hey, you're finally awake"
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                                                                                                                                                          • How did they not call that pass interferance??!!
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                                                                                                                                                            • Well Just ask a dead person What happends When u die !!
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                                                                                                                                                              • The government is giving us chemicals which hurt our pineal gland, making us less intelligent, and gives woman and men an imbalance in their sexual nature. look it up if u do not believe me
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                                                                                                                                                                • Hey who ever reads this comment I hope you have a great day and are victorious over your enemies. May you win as I won over your mom last night.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Ash doesnt have head
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Im a plat playing casual on PC and these coppers look up to you like a god if youre gold or higher
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Another question Science can’t answer: For the word “scent” is the “s” silent or is the “c” silent?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Where did jager and bandits acog really go?
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Pretty sure there’s a cure for cancer. Doctors/medicinal corporations just like the drawn out suffering more, cause that equals more money. I only hope that in the near future someone is brave enough to go against them and release what the cure is to the public.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • All can be answered. Cancer, corporations like prolonged, risky and expensive treatments = more money. Max brain power. Lag. Last one, nothing kinda like sleeping
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Certain cancers are treatable. Most actually. Its when it has spread uncontrollably or is damaging a vital organ that it normally isnt.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Cancer has a cure, but it's not easy access just like tourettes. Conscious is in the brain, and when we die the brain dies. No afterlife, just death. Headshots are too complex sry just get gud kid
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • If we want to eradicate cancer we need to create perfect cells that do not deteriorate over time which is ironic because if we could do that we'd already be byond apex predators at that point
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • All scientists stop what you're doing and figure out how was that not a headshot
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Okay but fr fr. How was that not a headshot there?
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • New studies suggest we’re not fully conscious but retain a very small grasp on what’s happening if the brain stem and or brain aren’t compromised they said anywhere from a few minutes to several hours they described the brain as an ice cube once it’s melted the corner can have his way with ya bady
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • There could be a cure for cancer but all the rich people are making to much money off the current "treatment" so that's never going to happen.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Sources - “Dude trust me”
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Imagine what it was like before you were born. That’s what it’s like when you die.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Rainbow six is amazing. I have over 500 hours logged so far
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • In siege it really do be like that
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Can anyone give me a reason to live? We are all just victims of gods little game where he just watches us suffer. Why does sadness linger whilst moments of genuine happiness disappear as fast as you saw it. No one is important
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