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Do you wipe your dick when you
pee
Like after
BROOO
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    • Foreskin. So if i just fapped and its still wet yeah ill give it a good wipe. Stay clean ya know?
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    • Wait you guys pee from your penis?
      iamtim250 30 jul
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    • Is this some kind of foreskin joke i am to circumcised to understand? Or are you taking about the double shake.
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    • Another question. Y'all ever go to pee and that shit does not come straight out and you make a mess?
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    • It kinda just common guy sense that no matter how many times you shake, wipe, or dry your dick after peeing... you always end up with a few dribbles of piss in ur underwear
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    • no you lick it clean
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    • I wring it out like a wet cloth
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    • I often squeeze it like a gogurt tube
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    • I do and I’m tired of pretending I don’t
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    • Shake twice for Texas
      fuck_boy 30 jul
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    • Dam bro You piss with that Nice Cock?
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    • Anymore than 3 jiggles, you’re beating your meat
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    • A little shakey shake and a little squeeze and a little flip flap and a little good boi talk after all that it’s clean
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    • I do otherwise it tribbles
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    • Who just wiggles it? I don't cuz then piss gets on my pants. Also no matter how much u try, there always that one drop, it's so fucking annoying
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
      You have to or pee pee gets in your drawers and can dry and cause UTI
      MacauliflowerCulkin 30 jul
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    • Shake more than 3 times and you are just playing with yourself
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    • I just do a little dance
      Blackfoot 30 jul
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    • All the women on here be like. 👁👄👁
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    • Goodbye stupid fucking reaction image
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    • Two jiggles. Anything more is playing with yourself.
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    • It doesnt even matter. You will still dribble in your underwear a minute after you leave the bathroom
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    • If you have a foreskin, you can tie the end up and create your own personal meat condom
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    • Yes, and you even have to wait a little bit because there's still pee in your shaft. So stay clean and wipe your penis
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    • I'm 26 years old and I just started doing it this year. God send. I also pee in my sink cause I live on my own so fuck it why not.
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    • Yeah it’s way easier
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    • The recommended amount is 1-3 jiggles
      1cePick 30 jul
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    • Foreskin makes jackin it 100x better and easier
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    • Just got sent my first tit today, felt great
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    • So what I do is push the pp tube from the bottom foward pushing all the pee out
      Simpson79 30 jul
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    • Wipe your ass sitting down or standing up?
      moldydog 30 jul
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    • Imagine having foreskin.
      Namatame 30 jul
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    • I just use a lemon squeezer
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    • I just shake the shrek out of donkey Kong
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    • What’s the joke?
      Zewlie 30 jul
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    • Hehehheheh this made me giggle
      tenten123 31 jul
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    • A little shake and give it the old toothpaste tube squeeze
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    • Alright now with big boy question. Do you guys wipe from the front or back?
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    • another Q :) does anybody else's pee just go crazy sometimes lol. u have no idea how many times i got so much piss on my clothes because of this
      3bdlr7em 30 jul
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    • Guys while we're talking about dicks, the ballsacks are the area where you feel pain, so you can squeeze your sausage and you'll be fine.
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    • I legit squeeze under my balls and shake and squeeze it into to tissue. Im only one out of all my friends who do this
      EthanT 30 jul
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    • Can anyone piss with a boner. i cant
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    • You people are literal animals. If you dont clean after pissing and shitting with water, you are not a human being .
      rousan 30 jul
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    • When I’m at home yes, anywhere else I just jiggle
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    • I actually ring mine out like a washcloth
      Lampshady 30 jul
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    • Three shakes and your boxers get the rest
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    • Yeah, the moisture collects bacteria I learned this in 8th grade science
      KayneBest 30 jul
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    • Nah I just give it a shake
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    • If you don’t wipe the foreskin, the last drop is gonna end up in your underwear no matter how hard you shake
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    • The fact urinals exist should answer this for majority of men
      Coffeeeee 31 jul
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    • 5 likes and I’ll beat off right now
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    • I don't cuz I don't find it necessary 90% of time. It is needed occasionally but normally 2-3 wiggles and no dribble in pants
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    • No because I don't have a see cucumber as a dick
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    • Nope 😅
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    • Just do the little shake
      Sparse 2 aug
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    • i shake my leg
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    • I just suck the rest out
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    • Just squeeze the base and slide up to the tip like a gogurt tube
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    • I wipe my finger, wait you mean you guys pee from your penis?
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    • A LOT of girls I know suddenly all found out that us guys don't wipe and they did not like that. I can see why though.
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    • When I'm at home rarely but when I go out yes
      pogging 2 aug
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    • The language of the gods
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    • Yeah... I do?? Are y’all not doing this??
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    • You give it a lil wank into the toilet you don’t wipe
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    • Gay or not gay, there is no bi
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    • “Any more than 3 shakes and you’re playing with it”
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    • Tip for guys, when you’re done peeing you’re actually not done. Reach down and give you gooch a nice hard poke/squeeze and the excess pee that was going to come out in your pants will come out into the toilet
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    • I sit down to pee because it's comfortable
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    • reading these comments as a woman is fascinating bc i rlly never knew how men clean up after peeing
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    • Why is it so high quality
      Gwom 1 aug
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    • The government dosent want you to know but if you sit and piss without touching the door handle and without touching anything but your pants you dont need to wash your hands
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    • I don't get it
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    • Yes
      CodyBill 1 aug
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    • I do unless I’m at a urinal but at home I do wtf not it takes 2 seconds
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    • I need to know what the fuck it says
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    • I usually press on my taint after I piss to get most of the drops out
      Crigger 1 aug
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    • Spin it around like a helicopter for 15 revolutions. The first five revolutions are clockwise, the remaining 10 revolutions are counter clockwise. Allow it to breath for 20-30 seconds. Put back in pants. Any questions?
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    • I just pee in the shower, problem handles itself
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    • I don't understand this joke, I was born as a catholic white boy, I'm sorry
      quipquap 1 aug
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    • I squeeze piss out piss tube, like toothpaste, on the underbelly of my cock.
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    • And then you pick off the toilet paper and end up just washing everything in the sink or is that just me
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    • The fuck dude
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    • People who say “shake more than 3 times and your playing with yourself” just like pissy underwear.
      Starkogi 1 aug
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    • i just flex it a couple times and it works anything left in there out
      Dershall 1 aug
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    • Bro hear me out but grab that shit in the middle and flick the bit of shaft before the head lightly only need one bro
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    • Tons of these are solid options but it all depends on the situation
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    • I squeeze like a gogurt tube and shake
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    • And another question. Have y’all ever had a pube get caught in front of the pee hole and split the stream
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    • I don’t get it. What’s with the audio?
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    • I lick them
      bbybun 1 aug
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    • Yall got cocks?
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    • I wipe it after I pee
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    • You know what they say, you shake it more than once your playing with it
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    • I just wipe my dick on the wall
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    • Only when I'm going commando and I don't want it to look like I pissed myself
      exposing 1 aug
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    • Dry it so less pee in underwear
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