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    • I may be lactose intolerant but you can bet that's not stopping be from chowing down on metric ton of cheese
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    • Intolerance is different from allergy. You just cant process lactose where an allergy is an active rejection to the substance
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    • My sister is lactose intolerant and it depends on the severity of the condition, she eats whatever she wants anyway and nothing noticeably terrible happens. One thing I didn’t know is you can actually become lactose intolerant, you don’t have to be born like that
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    • My friend who is lactose will just say fuck it and down a milkshake as she crams nachos in her face.
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    • Imagine not being able to injest gluten, peanuts, or milk. Made by normal body and superior genetics gang.
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    • But lactose intolerance isn’t an allergy, it’s your body saying “it is in fact no longer baby time. You have lost your milk digesting privileges.”
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    • i ate ice cream last night and i’m regretting it, i had a hair appointment today and farted in the chair. Thank god she was blow drying my hair at the time so i doubt she could hear it but i know she had to of been able to smell it lmao
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    • I used to just think that milk made everyone have to poop and kept you regular like prune juice but turns out I am of the elite class of people who can just use milk to shit on demand
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    • We do be drinking milk on a daily basis tho
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    • My super power is being able to turn dairy into diarrhea in a couple minutes.
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    • I had a friend who was allergic to something (I dont remember) and still went with it anyway and eventually his body just said "fuck it I'm done trying" and he was no longer allergic
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    • I’m lactose intolerant and every day is a matter of life or death because I love my cheese too much 😂
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    • Because lactose intolerance won’t send you into anaphylactic shock. Anaphylaxis swells your throat and can make you unable to breath. It is usually an immediate threat to you still being alive. You aren’t allergic to milk, you’re intolerant of it. There is a big difference between the two. (1/2)
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    • I know it’s bad for me but I fucking hate the taste of almond and soy milk
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    • Gluten allergies are way less common than people think. But gluten free was branded as a health option so now everyone claims it because they think it’s healthier.
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    • imagine not being able to just eat whatever the fuck you want. i feel bad for you bitches with food allergies
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    • Me, a lactose intolerant person, reads this while currently eating a slice of pizza
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    • My bro is lack toes in toddler ants. Send F's
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    • are people really allergic to gluten or are they just a stinky chunky monkey
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    • It's kinda nice not being allergic to a single thing.
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    • Imagine getting constipated from eating dairy. This was made by the twelve string cheese gang
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    • This got featured on Nov 27, you can’t fool me you stinky thief
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    • Ooooh scary i’ll have to poop later shut the FUCK UP cunt i want extra cheese
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    • I fart for hours man and they're death farts. I cleared out a room full of guys who in fact was having a farting contest. Let's just say I won that without even meaning to participate
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    • Does this compare getting the shits to literally suffocating to death
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    • Imagine dying from a fucking nut. Ya fucking looser.
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    • I mean the lactose just makes us shit so
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    • Lactose intolerant people are fucking pathetic
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    • Everybody’s lactose intolerant if you get technical enough.
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    • Dick cheese lactose free
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    • That's because it is (apparently) possible to become lactose intolerant or vice versa. The more often you consume dairy products, the less lactose intolerant you are.
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    • Can confirm. I’m lactose intolerant
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    • Can confirm. My brother in law is lactose intolerant yet milk is one of his favorite things to drink.
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    • Im allergic to oranges, despite the numbing in my lips Im still going to eat them
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    • My friend is in fact allergic to gluten, and will gladly give himself cramps and shits and indulge in the rly good stuff
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    • There’s a scale for peanut allergies that goes from 1-100, I went over the scale and I’ve had nuts twice and both needed emergency room visits so some allergies can be lethal
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    • It’s not a allergy. While gluten and peanut bitter cause an immune response, lactose is just not digested in people with the intolerance because they don’t produce the enzyme needed. The reason you feel bad is because your gut bacteria digests it for you and creates a lot of gas.
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    • lactose intolerant girls be like
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    • Lactose intolerant but still gettin’ cheddar!
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    • Celiac disease isn’t life threatening, usually. It’s just painful and embarrassing.
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    • Did you know celiacs and lactose intolerant people can get stomachs cancer from eating those foods for a prolonged period of time.
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    • Chocolate milk is a delicacy among our kind
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    • I think peanut allergies are a little different than most gluten allergies or lactose intolerance, considering they can't breathe after eating them rather than it upseting their tum tums
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    • I used to be lactose intolerant but I kept drinking milk until I developed a tolerance for it.
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    • This is Bubba. He wishes you good luck on your travels.
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    • I am allergic to gluten like it gives me hives and a really bad stomach ache but I still eat it
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    • my cousin who’s lactose intolerant went to a restaurant with me one time she’s really having trouble deciding on what to get because she’s lactose so she decides on nachos. Not a fun car ride back
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    • I used to drink so much milk I made myself lactose intolerant
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    • Lactose intolerance is a suggestion, not a demand
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    • Milk is disgusting
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    • Gluten allergies aren't real change my mind
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    • Bruh ask anyone who is allergic to gluten and they'll tell you its hell if you ingest it, and it does wreck your body by damaging your small intestine, I lived with the shit for like 2 years before I finally saw a GI, and I'm not even sure where the hell I was going with this
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    • At least your don't die from drinking milk...
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    • But I have celiac and am indeed living life to the fullest . I'll probably die soon. But y'know. Yolo
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    • Look at all these people taking the meme seriously. Losers
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    • Saaaammmmeeee
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    • It's almost like you've never tasted the wonder that is literally all cheese. Cheese is fucking awesome.
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    • Lack toes and toddler ants gang wya
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    • It's almost like there is a difference between an intolerance and an allergy
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    • I poopt
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    • I went to school with this girl who was allergic to caramel or anything with dairy in it. Not intolerant, allergic - she'd blow up like a balloon. One time, she basically just said "fuck it" and downed like 5 Werther's Originals and walked to the nurse's.
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    • I think I am lactose intolerant but I just chugged a hot chocolate and a glass of milk for breakfast so we will see
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    • Someone I know who’s lactose intolerant payed me a dollar for a cheese stick
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    • My mother is lactose intolerant and I watched her eat an entire pizza without hesitation once
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    • Yeah its almost like "allergic" and "intolerate" are completely different words
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    • I’m allergic to red meat.
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    • Then there is me who is allergic to all three. Thankfully not deathly but still, it fuckin sucks. ;^;
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    • Me, allergic to all pork products: I’d rather die than never taste the sweet pig nectar of the heavens! Give me extra fucking bacon!
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    • Caucasian is the superior digestion king, for we can eat everything and we have the least percentage of lactose intolerance
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    • My gf is allergic to nuts and dairy but I eat fucking everything and it’s tough because sometimes I just want to go out to eat somewhere with her that isn’t fancy but those are the only places she’ll eat at
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    • Lactose intolerant and I still eat dairy all the time, but it gets to the point where after a bowl of ice cream, my brain refuses to let me eat anymore delicious frozen cow juice
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    • How so does it wreck your body?
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    • Not being able to have gluten sucks
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    • Can confirm, my friend literally says this type of shit everytime I remind him he's lactose intolerant
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    • People gluten free are lying puss cakes
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    • Im lactose intolerant and it depends on what kind of dairy it is, like i can eat cheese and i'll only get gas, but one time i drank a bit over a half gallon of milk and i was dying from the stomach cramps
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    • The pain is worth it.
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    • Listen here fuck-O I was just like you able to drink milk and enjoy cheese and one day my doctor tells me I cannot have it. Well doctor’s also told me to stop letting my dog lick peanut butter out of my pussy but that’s not stopping me non
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    • Me with Gluten allergy; quicker death? Yes please
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    • Sounds like something from a Meat Canyon cartoon
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    • technically being lactose intolerant isn’t an allergy, your body just can’t process the proteins from the dairy products so it just goes straight through
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    • Turns out I'm allergic to pork 😪
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    • I’m lactose intolerant but I once got into a milk chugging contest at school so... yeah.
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    • I’m allergic to peanuts but I still eat them, reeses are delicious
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    • Love how every nigga on here a scientist now
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    • Me
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    • I HATE CANKER SORES IVE HAD RECURRING SORES FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS FUCK ME
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    • Im lactose intolerance and i will always choose the biggest scoop/ dish of ice cream
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    • YouTube: Dairy is Scary
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    • Yeah I'd rather live a dignified half of my life with clean dry pants on, than living a full life of embarrassment with hot wet diarrhea pants.
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    • Can confirm, am gallon of milk
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    • Gluten allergy is fake
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    • Yo im allergic to like every tree other than a mother fucking oak and you can bet your ass imma still be climbing that shit wgen i get a chance yall just week 😂
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    • I was allergic to gluten when i was younger, like even the tiny amount that was in playdoh as a binding agent made me break out at like 3, now it doesnt really bother me.
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    • Allergic to nothing gang rise up above these inferior people
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    • ...these mother fuckers on here tryna explain the difference between an allergy and lactose intolerance and totally miss the point of the joke being that sometimes you just gotta fucking live your best life.
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    • Lactose intolerant people are just weak
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    • Y’all dummies just make your own lactase
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    • How many of you are lactose intollerant? Like actually so
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    • Celiac is real. Gluten intolerance? Bullshit. Eat your gluten
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