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    • Ok, but do I really need to cut a hole in their neck first?
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    • I’ve been lookin for this meme... this shit is funny as fuck lmao 😂
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    • but homie thats just shayne smith
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    • *safely
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    • Choking is easily one of the dumbest kinks
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    • Didn’t a doctor comment on this originally and said that’s how you make someone pass out or die or some shit
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    • Thats not a proper jiu jitsu choke
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    • How bout you just not fucking choke them.
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    • You gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
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    • That’s how NOT to safely choke someone. This needs to be labeled better.
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    • What are you talking about, that's a blood choke
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    • Or you could stick yo dik down they throat, should choke just as good if not better
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    • Please dont that's your artery itll block blood flow to your brain
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    • Fuck memes, wanna see some dick in my dm! :) Snapchat >>tityky<<
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    • Actually that's probably the least safe way to choke somebody, as that's the primary (and possibly sole?) artery delivering blood to your brain...
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    • Actually, that’s the Carotid artery. It supplies oxygen to your brain.
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    • Dio tried that shit once
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    • Hey boys! Wanna fun ;] my ssnapchat >>tityky<<
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    • Reaaally boreed. Wanna talk. Add me snappchat >>tityky<<
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    • PSA: this is NOT how you choke someone. As a paramedic, we see too many injuries from people doing things like this incorrectly. Please do not use IFunny as a way of information that’s accurate. Like so others can see, please.
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    • Credits to shay dozer
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    • Who want see my wet panties? Dm me at snapchat >>tityky<<
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    • He’d quit afterwards either way.
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    • Well then
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    • Being choked until you pass out is the best feeling in the world don’t @ me.
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    • This made me so uncomfortable
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    • How is this safe? 🤣
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    • You what nigga
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    • I can only imagine the look of surprise on the classes face and the partner, just like, "did that really happen?"
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    • This meme doesn’t make sense and whoever made it doesn’t wrestle (obviously). This is how you choke in wrestling. It’s not an airway choke.... it’s a blood flow choke. Always has been 🤦🏼‍♂️
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    • Hahhhaa I can’t stop laughing
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    • It’s interesting how many girls actually like to be choked.
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    • Dio grabbing Jonathan
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    • Isn't that the jugular?
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    • Ive learned how to cum with such a high velocity and force, where if i feel threatened I can cream on command through my pants and into my attacker's eyes while i make my escape
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    • "How to choke someone safely" "I thought I was about to choke someone out"
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    • I’m gusssing your names flex metello
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    • WHATS IT LIKE JOJO TO HAVE YOUR CAROTID IN BETWEEN MY FINGERS
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    • This actually works; instead of gripping their entire throat and trachea, just press two of your fingers down on the side of their neck. This depresses an artery. This way, instead of cutting off airflow, you're just limiting blood flow to their head. (Not dangerous if you don't do it for too long.)
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    • WHAT?
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    • This looks like its teaching you the fastest way to make someone pass out....
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    • That's Shayne Smith! He's funny, look for his standup on YouTube or something!
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    • Can I learn of this power?
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    • It's called a throat jab
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    • So dont hit her in thr forehead and choke her?
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    • What the fuck
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    • No thanks, blood chokes are no bueno
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    • S A F L E Y
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    • can,t even spell safely
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    • Epic
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    • Step one put your thumb in their neck
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    • Isn't this was Dio did to Jonathan that time
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    • Shayne Smith. Local comedian in SLC. I Used train with him. Unfortunately I wasn’t the guy that he made cum though.
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    • How many of you ladies like being choked??
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    • He then said, “Harder Sensei”
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    • Actually read somewhere that this prevents oxygen from getting to the brain and is a more dangerous and effective way of choking someone to death, not sure if thats true, havent fact checked.
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    • You can choke my other head and neck all you want.
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    • This doesn't work
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