• QD
Honest to god I could write entire books on the
fucked up little micro societies that exist solely in
isolated gmod servers
my buddy and l were crawling some servers on gmod
one day,just dinking around and being mild
nuisances. we found one server where everyone had
some ridiculous rank/title-various mythical
creatures and wizards and stuff. We bothered
someone badly enough (probably made a big mess
of barrels or
something) that we got put in jail, but
we weren’t really interested in playing gmod as much
asjust goofing off, so we hung around the server for
a while. the residents were chatting pretty casually,
until someone, in a frantic tone, says “Janus is
coming! We need to get this place cleaned up!”
Janus logs in, and he has the title of God. Someone
sheepishly asks “hey what’s up Janus?” Janus replies
with an ear-splittingly loud buzzing static noise that
drowns every sound on the server out.
me and my buddy absolutely lost our minds
that really was God and his angels
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    • I was in a slaverp server that usually wansnt very active and one time I joined it we met a guy named beardy and my and my friend were like his bodyguards and after a few hours we had actually recruited enough people to overthrow the order of the server and beardy basically owned the police force
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    • I was in a methrp server with a few friends of mine, and we actually came across the YouTuber Bedbanana. We were the cartel and tried to kidnap him but he escaped. Eventually I tracked him down and we murdered him and his entire meth group. The entire server hated me :/
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    • I have 5000 hours on gmod n I can tell yall it's got one of the most retarded yet interesting communities out of any game I've played
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    • General rule of thumb: if you go to any roleplaying server in a game, unless you get off to being bossed around by morbidly obese 15-year-old neckbeards, you're gonna have a bad time
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    • I want to see videos of this surreal shit. If anyone wants to do some investigative journalism on obscure Gmod societies, you have a subscriber.
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    • I once instigated a nazi uprising and some guy played one of loser’s speeches over his mic, all in its crispy gmod mic audio glory
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    • I once saw a guy shoot an admin. The admin respawned, got out a bathtub, and proceeded to beat the shit out of him with it.
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    • Gmod is what lies beyond the 3rd floor of the backrooms
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    • Man I wanna hear more stories like this
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    • See idk why people feel the need to fuck with role players. Like I get it. It’s some fucking weird shit they do sometimes, but logging on just to fuck with people and ruin their fun is just being a right.
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    • The names Janus. Hugh Janus
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    • My brother used to play gmod on his laptop in his bed and I would sometimes watch. He would usually play ww2 German RP sergers which he was very serious about and would spend hours performing in game physical work but some times he would mess around and he put boosters on the back of a kubalwagon
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    • I met a buddy in GMOD a while ago. He used to write erotic fanfiction on many of the administrators and players (including myself) in a DarkRP server. I haven't spoken to him in two years, but I hope he's doing well.
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    • Found a gmod server where some dude was building auschwitz and 9/11
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    • Janus, Roman God of Doors.
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    • The guys name is already a Roman god. And he also has the title God. What a legend
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    • As someone who explores gmod servers frequently I can 100% see this happening
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    • You think that Janus' first name is Hugh?
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    • Two dudes accidentally pop into God’s workshop
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    • One time, on a DarkRP server, me and the other hobos followed our Hobo king into raiding the police station and taking the mayor hostage. The town was ruled by hobos after that
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    • Bro, how the fuck you verified as god?
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    • Imagine meeting God on a random server while you’re just kicking it and being an ass with your buddy
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    • Gmod is rad, but some of the weirdest fucking people are on them
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    • Little did they know it was Hugh Janus
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    • Hey Janus! What’s up? Janus: (Bass boosted)
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    • Gmod Nazi RP > All | you think I’m joking
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    • Janus: "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
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    • My friends once went on an MLP roleplay server in gmod, read the whole Bee Movie script in a Russian old man voice for 2 hours, gathered a crowd big enough to be considered a cult, and ended the night by leading a group suicide after the reading was done.
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    • In Roman mythology janus is depicted add the god of major choices giving you two doors to choose from and is described as having two heads
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    • When you die you get sent yo the gmod loading screen purgatory
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    • I once had to go under the radar b/c mods were mad that I fucked up an elevator with watermelons but they didn’t know it was me
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    • DarkRP back in the day was something else. I haven't played in years though. Shits on a different plane.
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    • The name is Janus, Hue Janus
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    • Bruh Gmod had the shittiest admins ever... You say the n word once and you get a year ban like what's up with that
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    • Watch Call Me Kevin’s video of him on Harry Potter and military servers. Comedy gold
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    • *Auschwitz rp flashbacks*
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    • Anyone ever take a trip to 1940s nazi Germany role play server? Shits wild. I became a drug dealer 2 buildings down from some generals place with guards patrolling the street. My friend tried joining the police force and got yelled at from not taking it seriously enough.
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    • I once pissed off a 30 year old dude with a teenage daughter who was preggers and didnt live with him off on minecraft cause i fucked around on his buddies server and he gave me admin on the server. Shit was funny cause i teleported to his enderman farm and he trapped me. Good times.
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    • There is a Roman god named Janus and I think he is the god of paths/ doors
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    • I had a dream where I met God but he was just Skydoesminecraft but with an even bigger neck beard and he said to me that he shrunk his neck beard to become a Minecraft youtuber
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    • Hugh janus
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    • All hail Janus
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    • Overthrew a gmod presidency with an ak cause kids can’t handle the bhops
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    • I have Gmod but I never really understand what to do when I play
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    • Gmod servers are fucking beautiful
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    • It was the 7th Trump of Zion
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    • Tom: "What's up Janus?" Janus: *PlayStation 2 noises*
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    • I was messing around on darkrps with a friend because we were bored and we were just kinda trolling, and we found "mlpdarkrp" or something, and my little pony is common in gmod so we laughed and clicked on it. It was Auschwitz rp, and anyone using a pony skin was treated like a jew.
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    • I remember i was in a scp server where i created the tunnel snakes gang we would go around taking like greasers saying the tunnel snakes rule we then all made shivs and crossbows and barricaided ourselves in the cafeteria they sent it MTF swat teams to kill us but wekilled themtill a admin stoppedus
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    • If I ever wanted to buy something illegal, I would go ask people on GMod.
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    • This gives me flashbacks to when Angels were first introduced on Supernatural. That loud static whining used to piss me off, I’m mad just thinking about it.
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    • W... what's up j-j-j-janus? *rapture noise*
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    • hugh janus
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    • First Name, Hugh
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    • Janus: "□□□□□□□"
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    • Mafia RP had a very similar attitude in the past, now it be dead
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    • I always played on this one server and it was awesome until one day it was taken down. It was titled, "STRONK LIKE RUSSIAN BEAR"
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    • And then, God said unto thee: “you are being banned for Fail RP”
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    • I thought Janus would say “Please, call me Hugh.”
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    • Janus, god of doorways.
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    • Once me and my cousin went onto a server called Happy Rainbow Land, there were two furries online, they taught me about what furries were and I was like... ok. I jokingly said they would make a great couple. A month later they were together I still have contact with one, the other( server owner) idk
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    • If you say something is too long and you didn't read it, you're just lazy
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    • The good community is pretty fuckin weird, especially the prophunt nerds
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    • So I got the psvr and tried playing rec room, me and my roommate had been drinking. A herd of kids were surrounding this girl in the main lobby and I was feeling obnoxious, so I grabbed a trash can and put it on her head when the kids unironically started saying "stop messing with mommy"
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    • Real question: anyone wanna play Gmod with me? DM me, we can put a little group together. I have 2-3 people on my end who want to play as well
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    • I have over 10000 hours on that game, and I can safely say...its terrible BUT the replayability factor is tremendous
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    • God's name isnt Jehovah or Yahweh, its Janus
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    • Hugh Janus
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    • I was once the leader of a huge gang once on a gmod server after about 20 minutes of playing and the previous giant gang started targeting me so one day osama bin laden joins our gang and we take him on a raid mid raid the fucker shouts out FOR RIVAL GANG and blows everyone tf up good times
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    • I'll take your iNigga and raise you a iDumbass
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    • So I'm guessing Janus' real name is Janice and she for some fuckodd reason got up one day and thoight "how can I start a virtual cult"
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    • Had a failed Russian nuclear test occur on my gmod server last night
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    • Some of these RP servers really be breeding mini losers.
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    • I guess if the tumblr post is about gmod to then it’s okay
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    • Look up: Buckwater - Dark RP
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    • Most gmod servers breed micro fascist admins.
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    • I remember playing gmod back in 2011/12 when I was 14 or so. Did a lot of stuff, but what I remember most was being frozen and people using my rag doll to make a ton of poses, some shit sexual. Then there was some sexual poses between Breen and Mossman. Dark times tbh, haven’t played much since that
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    • TTT was so fuckin fun until i spent 5 years playing only minecraft and league, and my shooter skills 100% vanished
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    • The names Janus.....Hugh Janus
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    • I am sorry but i can beat all that and the stuff in the comments, one time, over the course of a few weeks, some pals a d i started a violent, fascist ethnostate on a a My Little Pony RP server, we walled off our own portion of the map and legit ruined a once peaceful server, the mods didnt know how
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    • I once became the mayor in DarkRP and banned all black people from existing. If a black person was to show their face on the street, they would be arrested.
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    • 700th comment
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    • I remember I joined a brony server to see if it was cringe and, as I was walking around trying to figure out what the fuck was going on, I got spotted by a group of them in their "my little pony skins" walking over trying to greet me. I got out of there pretty fast.
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    • This is a good tumblr post. No severe over reactions just a chill story. And hey what do you know its males telling the stories. Not overreacting females which dominate tumblr.
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