• Tortoises can drink water through their butts.
Somehow this has to be a basis for a good
insult... someone help me. please.
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"fun fact: a tortoise can drink water with it's
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    • Some species can do cool things like breathe and drink through their ass. You seem to be the opposite of these, seeing as all you can do is spew shit out of your mouth
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    • Fun fact: Tortoises can drink water through their rectum. However, if you were a tortoise, you would die of dehydration due to the fact that you have your head firmly lodged up your ass at all times.
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    • Tortoises can drink water up their anus. American politicians have been training to do the same. So far they can only talk out of theirs.
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    • Never heard of a butt chug? Com on
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    • My dad doesn’t call my ass useless
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    • Tortoises can drink water out their ass but your dad is never coming back
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    • A tortoise can drink through its ass but you would have to take your head out of yours to try.
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    • The water around a tortoise's rectum has more purpose in life than you.
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    • Your ass must be jealous of your mouth, cuz of all the shit that comes out of it
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    • You know, some animals can do cool stuff with their butt, but i guess youre special since whats supposed to come out of your ass comes out of your mouth instead
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    • Tortoises can breath and drink through their asses, you just talk out of yours
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    • Tortoises can drink water through their anus. That's pretty useful. The only thing you can take up yours is a huge dick.
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    • If someone uses this against me I'll hit them in the shin so hard they will call me a razor scooter till I die
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    • At first I read tortoises as tostitos, god help me...
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    • Humans can do it too, google enema
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    • Tortoises can drink water with their ass, unfortunately you can only talk out of yours.
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    • “Tortoises can drink with their assholes, which is the only explanation I can think of as you how so much shit comes out your mouth”
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    • Then there's the desert tortoise, a pathetic creature. When startled, it pisses out all its water and dies
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    • For most single cell organisms, their mouth is also their asshole, seems be the case for you too
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    • Tortoises can drink water through their ass yet it seems all you're able to do is talk out it
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    • These "something 100" memes are really getting old just stop. Please. It doesnt make a good meme, it just shows low effort and keeps the low effort alive and it's bad that people laugh at it bc it keeps getting lesser and lesser valuable as far as memes go
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    • Tortoises use their rectums as much as I use your mother's rectum, good to know
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    • I mean, technically humans can be hydrated through their butt. I think it’s an urban legend but supposedly some people will use a catheter up their rectum for quick hydration to ease a hangover.
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    • South Park already proved when you put food up ur ass, poop comes out your mouth
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    • Fun fact, everyone with a warm butthole has a way to earn a living.
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    • I can eat dicks through my asshole
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    • Turtles can drink water through their butthole, but you can only drink semen through yours
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    • Gotta go. My Minecraft girlfriend is calling.
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    • Petition to breathe. Breathe to sign
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    • I soak my tortoise 3 times a week so he can absorb his water :) his name is chopper and you can see him on my page if you would like
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    • Eh...
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    • Who else saw this and was just like YES
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    • Tortoises can drink water through their asses and it seems all you can do is spew shit from your mouth.
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    • Rekt em
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    • Victim’s reply: “yeah but I’m not a fuckin tortoise”
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    • Humans can ingest food and water through their ass...
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    • Fun fact: a tortoises ass sucks water. Your ass sucks wind
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    • One of the quickest ways to hydrate aside from IV fluids is to put water up your ass because your colon’s (large intestine) job is to remove water from your feces. This is best done with a camelbak water source. In the army, it’s called a ranger IV. Useful in emergent hot weather injuries.
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    • Actually if you're lost at sea, you can stay hydrated by giving yourself enemas with seawater. Since your colon can't absorb the salt, you can actually drink through your ass as well
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    • You just can take a picture and put some retarded Skyrim skill tree pic underneath it and expect it to become more funny, it just makes it more retarded
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    • Humans can too. That’s how severely dehydrated people are rehydrated. And it works for parties too
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    • Bruh I just found a baby tortoise yesterday
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    • Sorry but it just wasn't a destruction. Day 250 of asking to stop the Skyrim caption meme
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    • He asked for help, so the joke wasn't aimed at anyone
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    • Reverse osmosis?
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    • It seems like while tortoises can drink water through their rectum, you manage to spew shit through your mouth. Odd how the world runs.
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    • Uhh no but I know another insult: your ass must get jealous of your mouth because of the amount if shit that’s coming out of it.
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    • A tortoise can drink water from it's ass, unfortunately you can just speak from it.
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    • I dont get it
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    • cringe reddit cringe reddit cringe reddit cringe reddit cringe reddit cringe reddit cringe reddit cringe reddit
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    • Daaaaaaamnnnn! Rekt em!!!
      TNTMT406 5 jun
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    • I can too they aren't special
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    • You're less useful than a tortoise's asshole
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    • Humans can take water in through their ass too. It's just kinda hard to get it up there to start.
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    • You know you’re kinda like the complete opposite of a tortoise. Not in that you’re quick...but rather how a tortoise can drink water in through its anus instead you projectile vomit shit out of your mouth.”
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    • How is it destruction when the guy ASKED for a good roast to use that with?
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    • Unlike a tortoise that can use their rectum to drink water, u are a completely useless asshole
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    • TheDooo drinks, eats, talks, and breathes through is ass
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    • That wasn’t a destruction though, he was just teaching him something
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    • Dead meme
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    • It’s not really destruction cuz the original post that held these comments was “what’s a useless fact that you can make into an insult”
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    • Reddit is full of libtards
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    • I’m trying it, if they can do it, so can I, and I’m human.
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    • We can drink water through our rectums as well..
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    • Can't humans do this though?
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    • I posted this before wtf
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    • I feel like it should be “unlike you, a completely useless asshole...”
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    • Doing anal with a turtle is considered a blowjob now?
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    • A turtle can drink through its ass but unfortunately for you, all you do is think with it.
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    • At least give the guy who gave inspiration to the joke some awards
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    • Hey I saw this one.
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    • *Reddit moment*
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    • Actually, humans do as well. Our bodies are really big on conserving water. So, drink a lot of water so you aren't having to suck the water out of your shit.
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    • Challenge accepted. And won
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    • I’m graduating Saturday boys can I get TC
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    • Now this is a top tier insult
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    • Why drink water from your anus when you have a dick truck to suck the water in like an elephant
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    • Like to die instantly 👌🏻
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    • So we gonna talk about how scientists figured that out
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    • Cringe 100
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    • You're so useless even a turtle's ass does more than your bum ass
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    • We can drink water thru our butts too ya know
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    • "Some assholes are useful, for instance a tortoise can drink water through theirs, you on the other hand are a useless asshole that only takes up space"
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    • You guys should give reddit an honest try in these times of hardships on iFunny
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    • Or "... You're an asshole only good for talking shit"
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    • Um, humans can do the same thing retard. Just shove a hose in your ass.
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    • Fun fact: tortoises can drink through their ass, and I think you should hand in a resume considering your only skills are sucking in water and spewing shit all day
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    • Food this way
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