• Genie: You can wish for
anything but infinite wishes
Me: Fine.
Wish 1: I wish that Wish 2 happens
after wish 3
Wish 2: I wish to be free
Wish 3: I wish to be a genie
Genie:
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    • Rapidly like and unlike so I can shove my phone up my ass and make it a vibrator
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    • It says you cant wish for infinite wishes, but it doesnt say you cant wish for the ability to wish for infinite wishes so wish for the ability to wish for infinite wishes the actually wish for infinite wishes that simple.
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    • “I wish I could”
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    • I wish for 100 wishes. If you can't make whatever you want happen with 100 you don't need wishes anyways
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    • He said “infinite” 100billion is not infinite
      tonyjr97 20 jun
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    • Just wish for infinite wishes to be wishable
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    • This would not only work, but then you can free the genie if you'd like. I wouldn't recommend it. Djinn can be quite vengeful and cruel, especially to humans.
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    • So you wish to be turned into a genie then back into a human?
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    • You know what I never understood? Genies. They always try to turn your wishes against you. You wish you could jump higher so instead they turn you into a frog. Who benefits from this?
      Pixelator 15 jun
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    • I wish I were able to wish for infinite wishes
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    • “I wish for the ability to do anything I want no matter the circumstances” “I wish for unlimited wishes”
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    • “You cant wish for infinite wishes”. I wish I COULD wish for infinite wishes
      kingsin 15 jun
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    • You'd be a genie for a billion years and then be free. Normies out here thinking they can outsmart a genie. He's been trapped in that lamp forever and you think he hasn't thought of that?
      PoopD0G 20 jun
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    • Fine, I won’t wish for infinite wishes. Can I have 999,999,999,999,999,999 wishes?
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    • But we just saw in a alladin that a free genie has no magic and lives a normal life. Congratulations you spent three wishes to remain the same
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    • According to the new Aladdin, the Genie turned human after being freed. You just used 3 wishes to remain human.
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    • But how did the top comments do this?
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    • I wish for the ability to grant my own infinte wishes without being tethered by any rules or consequences.
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    • Nobody gonna talk about top comments? Best ever
      Freakish 16 jun
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    • This literally doesn’t work, you’d just turn back into a normal human
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    • I wish for no rules on making wishes. Everyone out here complicating shit
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    • 1. I wish there were no rules for wishes 2. I wish for unlimited wishes
      _NotFunny 15 jun
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    • Wish 1: whatever I choose to wish for, the wish must be granted the exact way I picture the outcome happening in my mind. 2: I wish the rule against infinite wishes doesn’t apply to me. 3: infinite wishes bitch ass genie
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    • Did everyone just forget that genies cant be trusted? The whole thing with genies is they twist your wishes around on you
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    • I wish I had a million wishes, second I wish that when I'm on my last wish I was notified to wish for another million wishes
      sliderman 17 jun
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    • 1. I wish to have the ability to magically create and form my own wishes using the phrase "I wish..."
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    • Why would you be crying? You outsmarted that fuck
      Inbreds 15 jun
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    • Wish 1: wish for a Magic wand/what ever you want. Wish 2: it has infinite wishes. Wish 3: it only works for you.
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    • Bro literally I found a loophole NO ONE ive ever talked to has ever thought of. Literally just wish for another genie on each first wish, get one thing you really want from each one and then for each third wish for each genie just set them free.
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    • “Ok fine... I wish that I get one wish for every second I have existed, I wish I get one wish every second I will be alive, and finally - I wish for you to grant the previous two wishes”
      YeeYeeTv 15 jun
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    • Couldn't you just say "I wish to be a free Genie"?
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    • cant you just wish to be a free genie and then u have 2 extra wishes
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    • Didn't say how long after wish 3 that wish 2 would happen. Boom, your fucked for 10,000 years
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    • I wish for immortality, a save files system like in games but for real life, and a map to every other genie lamp
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    • He said infinite wishes. So could you just wish for like 80 billion and continue to restock?
      LolaRose 14 jun
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    • Too bad he didn’t specify how long wish 2 would happen after wish 3.
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    • Just wish for the wishes rules to go away then wish for infinite wishes lmao
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    • Wish 1: I wish the rule of not being able to have infinite wishes was revoked. Wish 2: Infinite wishes
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    • Im guessing this is using Aladdin logic and if youre a genie and get wished free you no longer have to be in the lamp and you keep your powers
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    • You didnt specify how long after wish 3 so you could be set free a million years later and its still technically after wish 3. And he could easily give you severely limited powers as a genie or something.
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    • This is been going on for decades wish for the ability to wish for infinite wishes and so on but I see that people over become more creative with away that they want to wish for more wishes and I like that
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    • Top comments: teamwork makes the dream work.
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    • Doesn’t that just make you human again based off the most recent one? Instead you gotta wish that you can wish for infinite wishes then wish for infinite wishes.
      KENACAKE 16 jun
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    • Why not just give yourself the power to rewrite reality?
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    • We need to get the top of Patrick's head back to top comment
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    • I wish for 20 wishes every day for the rest of my life ez
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    • Technically he never said how long after, the genie would probably wait along time to make the wish happen...politely correct me if im wrong
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    • I mean the Genie could just free you like a million years from that point right?
      thegods1 15 jun
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    • “You can’t wish for infinite wishes.” “Dang I wish I could.”
      beeshoes 14 jun
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    • Technically the genie could make wish two happen 1000 years after wish three
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    • I wish for unlimited genies
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    • Since genies are dicks just wish for something as per your meaning. Example) I wish I can fly as per my meaning. So the genie can't loophole your shit since the wish has to be granted in the way that you mean it
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    • Wish 1. I wish all my thoughts could become reality at my will. Example: I am immortal, there im immortal Example 2. I can fly, there I can fly Example 3. I create my own planet out of nothing, ect. I dont even need the other 2 wishes anymore, but they're still there for me to use if I ever want to.
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    • Grimes 14 jun
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    • No, the genie would make it so wish 2 doesn't happen till like a million years later. Since he didnt specify when after wish 3 that wish 2 would have to happen
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    • I wish i can wish for infinite wishes... I wish for infinite wishes...
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    • Wish 1. I wish I had fairy God parents[from fairly odd parents] I wish 2. I wish they dont leave because I'm an adult. Wish 3. I wish Da Rules do not apply to me
      GeassAye 14 jun
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    • Outstanding Move
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    • Ok. Then i wish i had 999,999,999 Billion wishes
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    • Just wish for a bag that will give you any object you want, magical items too. Then just keep pulling out more and more genie lamps
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    • Just wish for the ability to grant wishes. Then you can have infinite wishes, and also grant wishes for other people. Have an amazing life and make life amazing for others. Like a mystical Keanu.
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    • You didn't note how long you spend between being a genie and being free, and you didn't note what state you would be in upon reaching "freedom"
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    • Just wish for more genies tho
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    • I wish Robin Williams was back damn it
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    • 1: I wish to be able to change the rules 2: I wish I could wish for infinite wishes 3: I wish for infinite wishes
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    • Wish for 10000000 wishes. Not infinite
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    • I wish for the ability to grant myself infinite wishes
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    • He never said you can’t wish for more genies, or the power to just create whatever you want
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    • Never thought about it but what’s the lore of a genie? Are they even alive? Are they ghost? Are they imprisoned powerful wizards ? What are they?
      Itachi__ 15 jun
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    • 2MgO 15 jun
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    • Still a lot of gray area with that wish
      Mr_Delmar 15 jun
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    • Genie: you have 3 wishes but now wishing for more wishes. me: i wish that wasn't a rule. Genie:dang he is good
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    • I don't get it
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    • I'd wish for the ability to wish for infinite wishes
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    • Pretty sure that's how djinn are made
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    • Or you do like me, 1st wish is for an all powerful book with infinite pages. 2nd wish, the book will have the ability of where anything I write in it comes true. So, I write that I get infinite wishes from the genie because I’m the exception to the rule.
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    • Why not just skip all that and wish for the power to grant yourself wishes.
      Reffi 14 jun
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    • Tomio 14 jun
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    • Granted, but wish 2 doesn't come true for another million years
      TheOkie 14 jun
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    • Cant have infinite? Ask for a billion wishes than
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    • A real genie would do something like rip your brain out of your head so you're not restrained to it anymore. They always put a twist and "free" is really open to fucked up interpretation
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    • 1. I want cat girls. 2. I want cat girls. 3. Cat girls would be nice.
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    • Genie:
      SophSimpl 20 jun
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    • "you can't wish for inifinte wishes". "i wish I could"
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    • Wish for a trillion wishes, it’s not infinite
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    • Just wish for infinite genies
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    • Would this be from the Robin William's Aladdin type of universe? Or the high school musical kind of Aladdin that just came out? Cause you're either gonna have the cosmos in the palm of your hand or you're gonna be right back to average Joe square 1, with nothing.
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    • Just wish ti be a free genie?
      wolfgankz 17 jun
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    • But he didn’t specify when to be free
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    • If only Jafar had the hindsight
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    • Tbh if I made the rules and you attempt to loophole 3 free fucking wishes the only thing you're getting is an ambulance
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    • ended that mans whole career
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