• When his height starts with 5'
,
'
When your weight starts with two
hundred
Holy shit you fucking killed her
dude!
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    • This is what we call “double standards”
      NlGGY 7 jun
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    • When you are a 3/10 you cant have high standards. You get what you can get
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    • So she'd be cool with me since I'm 4'8"? It doesn't start with 5
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    • She is NOT in any position to judge people on their looks when she’s built like the germ from the germinex commercials
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    • See, short guys can’t change their height. Fat girls have the ability to change their lifestyle, yet choose to be giant walking chunks of lard
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    • Fuckin hate chicks like that nigga
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    • Girl: im 4’3, 256 lbs but i need a guy whos 6’16 rich and buff. Guy: im 6’4 169 lbs and i want a girl who’s under 150 so she doesnt crush me in my slee- Girl: ugh why do men bodyshame so much
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    • Honestly, being this shallow is the number one way to be labeled a fucking right. And clearly, that's what she is.
      CREATl 8 jun
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    • Where tf her mouth goin? Looks like its lookin for more cake.
      Uttered 8 jun
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    • What’s funny also is the fact that height isn’t controllable but women act like it is...weight is controllable and women act like it isn’t
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    • Hey, it’s ok to have a height preference, just like it’s ok to have a weight preference, or a gender preference, or a hair color preference. Just don’t put down people who don’t fit the description of your type.. it’s not hard to not be rude, a lot of people never learned from thumper at 5 years old
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    • Being 5'11" is a strange place. You're technically short enough for women to not find you attractive, but you're also so close to 6' that you can lie about it and probably not be caught.
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    • Unpopular opinion: short people are cute and date material
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    • Like if your height starts at 5'
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    • Why do the ugly bitches play hard to get when they're already hard to want?
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    • She looks like a problematic potato
      Corziba 8 jun
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    • I’m 5’13”
      _Techno_ 8 jun
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    • iBeast 8 jun
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    • You’re allowed to have preferences when it comes to dating but don’t be an asshole about it, people can’t control their height and a lot of times people are self conscious about it so be aware of how you’re possibly permanently effecting that persons self esteem.
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    • As a 6’4’ guy, I do my manlet brothers justice by shooting down any girl under 5’8 or overweight who even mention my height/physique. I advise all my lanklet brothers to do the same. Such is the way of the gamer.
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    • 5’5”-5’9” niggas rise up
      Jeeblitt 7 jun
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    • Dumb fuckin rights, I bet she complains about how lonely she is to her friends
      Sathoth 10 jun
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    • Well I'm 5'15" if shes asking
      Oman225 9 jun
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    • 5'9 is average picky bitch
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    • When her face looks like that...
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    • Why not date a short boy though? Like a short guy can still be good looking and/or have an awesome personality. Bitches with those height standards aren't worth your time, fellas.
      Screm 8 jun
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    • She got more chins than a Chinese phone book
      byessir 8 jun
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    • 5’9 gang wya
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    • At least guys can’t control their height...
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    • Lmao the fact that overweight women can easily lose weight but short guys physically cannot change their height always reminds me why hypocritical feminists are a cancer to the human spirit.
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    • I’m 6’3”, but I tell girls I’m 5’15” because I like to play on a level playing field with you shorter gentlemen. Plus it helps weed out the dumbasses
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    • Bruh picky girls are fuckin dumb. Hot or not, even if you fit the standards, don’t go for it because problems will follow
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    • Women are, at first glance, judged by their weight, which is something they can change. It’s not easy, but they can. Men are judged by their height which they can’t change without expensive surgeries. If that’s not some bullshit I don’t know what is.
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    • I don’t understand why someone heavy would say something negative about someone else’s physical appearance, yet I keep seeing it. That’s just asking to have weight comments thrown at her from every direction, and deservedly. Height isn’t something fixable, yet weight is.
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    • But I’m 5’14
      FatMilk 7 jun
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    • Honestly who cares about the height as long as he’s a good man is all that matters like hecc man I’d marry a dwarf if he treated me like queen
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    • Height and weight don't matter. Short, tall, thin, chunky, none of it matters. We're all trash.
      Mimble 9 jun
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    • Just so y’all know: She made a response to this comment saying how depressed and broken she was. Someone replied to the guy saying that he is a terrible person for judging her like that. In short, hoes mad.
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    • Just remember Walmart sells high performance racing engines
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    • Like if your under 6” like me
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    • When a height starting with 5’ is significantly more likely
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    • Yo I feel like I’m the only girl who could not give a single fuck how tall you are. Lmk if anyone agrees
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    • I’m 6’7 and I swear all these short ass weeble wobble looking bitches always like me on tinder.
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    • For her I’m happy to be 5’13
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    • You can control weight... Not height
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    • Girls are fucking stupid... yes, I’m calling out my own gender! height doesn’t matter! You can’t control what height you are but you can control what weight you are.
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    • (1/2) Guys don't worry about your height, you are great just the way you are. If she wants to ignore everything great about you just because you aren't 6' then forget her because she is gonna be shallow. You can't change your height but you can still be a great person for many other reasons.
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    • Like even if she prefers tall guys she can doesn’t have to tell us her preferences or at least say them in a positive way like “wow I love tall boys”. I prefer women with only one chin but I don’t post that on social media
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    • She’s the type of girl to call herself thicc 😂😂 she’s shaped like a beach ball.
      Batnam 8 jun
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    • And then a bunch of girls commented, "I hope your happy. You just destroyed her self confidence". "You're such an asshole, that was uncalled for". "Men are such trash, always throwing a woman's weight at them". Like sis dont throw it if you can't take it.
      JamaiKyo 8 jun
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    • Jokes on you, im 5’ 14” hoe
      iHellcat 8 jun
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    • When her weight starts with 5
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    • 4'11" GANG LETS GOOOO
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    • When her blood type starts with Ragu
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    • The 6 footers don’t want her either
      Binky 7 jun
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    • This is why men are afraid to be honest about their insecurities. As a woman, I say forget anyone who tries to shit on you for your appearance or insecurities. If girls want equality, then it starts with treating men with the same amount of respect. Equality does not mean anti-man.
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    • Im 5'8" and 250lbs. Im a fat motherfucker
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    • She's the same kind of chick that would say "white guys can't handle me"
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    • You ever roast a bitch so hard that the roast is kept relevant for 7 years?
      Clov 7 jun
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    • Japanese porn is the best because the girls have Minecraft vaginas.
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    • Two “Holy shit you killed her dude” memes back to back
      ThohT 11 jun
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    • Fuck that girl tbh like if u wanna date guys taller than u go ahead but don’t be like “ew ur less than 6’ fuck off” that’s shallow as hell
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    • This was funny in 2008, Now? Still funny. So fuck that guy down below
      mrjay8k7 9 jun
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    • When her iq starts with .0 😍
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    • I mean, if you prefer taller guys, that’s your thing. If you prefer women that aren’t overweight, that’s also your thing. Everyone has their preferences.
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    • Why are girls hung up on height, why not something like personality or humor
      jazzhanz 8 jun
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    • I remember Seeing this and people were actually defending her like you really going to defend her when people on ships are hunting her for blunder
      Vanish 8 jun
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    • Hers probably starts with 3.
      Squiter 8 jun
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    • Literally only 14% of men in the US are above 6’. Imagine thinking your fatass is entitled to one of the 14%.
      fuccubus 8 jun
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    • I used to be over 200 and I lost weight and there is really no excuse for it. I just stopped eating as much and began doing moderate exercise(nothing crazy but like 15 minutes each day) and now I've lost about 50 pounds.
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    • Being tall isn't as good as it seems. If there's a spider web on a doorway you're the first to know.
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    • Being a guy who is 6’3” i am disgusted by how much women shit all over shorter men. It is disgusting.
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    • When you’re 5’1 and 240 pounds but think you deserve Chris Hemsworth because “only a real man can handle all this”.
      Honda175 8 jun
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    • You can’t say shit like that when you look like her
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    • Yeah, no one wants me, I’m 5’12”
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    • I’m 5’13 guess I’m not good enough
      Nakura 7 jun
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    • Beggers cant be choosers fat whore
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    • Phew close one, 4’1 here
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    • When your weight starts with 3
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    • I like it how height is something that can’t be controlled and weight is, and yet women are practically praised for rejecting a guy based on his height, while men are hated for rejecting a girl because she’s morbidly obese
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    • So she can judge our height something that can't be controlled yet her weight CAN change and she does nothing about it... we have a right to judge too
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    • Bitches need to grow the fuck up. My man is the same height as me and I love him more than anything in the world
      Snuwe 9 jun
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    • I just want a gf that's into hentai and has thicc thighs
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    • Who cares how tall someone is, as long as they're kind and not abusive they're great
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    • I wish i could like this shit twice
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    • People who can't love someone bc of a small physical thing don't deserve love
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    • She doesn’t even look like she’s over 5’5 what’s she complaining about
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    • The number of chins she has starts with 5
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