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    • My dad blows Alderaan up in my toilet
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    • Which one of yus doesn’t know how to flush the toilet after you take a shit? It wasn’t me. Well it was fukin one of yus.
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    • My dad used to do this thing where he'd lock the windows in the car and turn the heater on and fart and it always smelled like something crawled up his ass and died. Hated that shit
      KickerJ 1 aug
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    • That joke did suck ass should I delete it
      Milou 1 aug
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    • God that joke fucking sucked
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    • My dad has his own bathroom. My brother is mega fat and has ibs ( very bad poopy syndrome) and when I enter the bathroom I want to die
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    • I just emptied my guts in the bathroom
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    • Nothing worse than brushing your teeth in the bathroom after someone just took a dookie.
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    • Idk about Yall but when I go in there I'm in there for about 30 minutes to an hour and when u get about the bathroom is a goddamn war zone
      donavan 1 aug
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    • He also leaves the door wide open after being done with the fan off
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    • Dad: I better close the door. There's gonna be a nuclear war here.
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    • It's almost as if as soon you turn into a dad your poops become 3x as stanky
      Seph23 3 aug
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    • What's in the canister?
      _SkyHigh 1 aug
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    • My dad used to have a 1980 Ford 150 and anytime it was hot outside it smelled like fart in the truck, not even the AC would get rid of the smell
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    • I would give my left testical to smell my missing dads bathroom stank one time
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    • Well, it got featured.. so good luck
      Xpac 1 aug
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    • Fuckin facts
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    • Jokes on you! I don’t have a Dad!
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    • I’m leaving for boot camp today can I get top comment?
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    • Poopy stinky
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    • If we all wore those masks the virus would be gone by now
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    • God I’m in the bathroom now and it hurts
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    • I was gonna like this...then I remembered my dad left
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    • My dad went to get milk 22 years ago. He says he will be back tomorrow :D
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    • My house, I can drop dirty bombs where I want.
      Z__z__Z 1 aug
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    • I’m gonna send this to my dad lol
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    • Lmao no one on ifunny has a dad
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    • My grandma can blow up the bathroom so badly it stinks up the entire house
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    • Light a match and then it drop it in the toilet. Helps a lot
      Emmitt43 1 aug
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    • My dad says he doesn’t poop
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    • Fuckin fr Jesus Christ
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    • Don’t.
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    • ha my dad left
      jaeare 1 aug
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    • Oh no in my house it’s the opposite, especially after I eat a lot
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    • Play Minecraft w me I’m bored. mc(.)igniscraft(.)net for free perks and economy.
      AnimaIs 1 aug
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    • more like my mom. 🤢
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    • Your girl****
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    • Absolutely
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    • That's when you go after me the government has labeled my asshole as a weapon of nuclear power
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    • I was gone for 1 night now I have 900 featured to sift through
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    • Imagine being too poor to afford more than one bathroom
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    • Or after my grandmother who uses perfume extremely generously
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    • I live in a house with 7 people and there’s only 2 bathrooms... my brother uses the bathroom like 5 times a day and it sucks so much that he does. What’s he in there so much for??
      _Eef_ 4 aug
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    • I'm a dad...the forbidden recipe is 2 whole dill pickles in the morning, 3 boiled eggs thoughout the day, sauerkraut on everything else you eat, and 2 liters of coffee
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    • I will fucking wait. I'll even shit myself if I have to. I REFUSE to go after my father.
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    • I do not posses the ability to smell. Is this some common normal person issue?
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    • You guys have dads?
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    • He do be taking stinky shits
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    • Is that an Adidas gas mask
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    • Well he is dead, sooooo it make sense lmao
      EchoTaco 4 aug
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    • Is this the opposite of boomer humor????
      zackoo 4 aug
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    • True
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    • For real do he be in there for 30 minutes like got damn
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    • Not funny, didn’t laugh. Man I wish I had a dad
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    • My parents have their bathroom and I have mine but the washer and dryer are in there so I gotta wait till dads not home to clean my laundry
      Leigh04 3 aug
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    • I have to do this with my 7yo son
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    • I’ve never had a dad to blow up the toilet
      B3atS54 3 aug
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    • It's usually the opposite. Its me
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    • 100% accurate
      JBB03 3 aug
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    • When you have to go back to the bathroom because you have food poisoning.
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    • Just light a match
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    • IRunShit 3 aug
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    • Ive never had to deal with this and should be thanking God every day for it
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    • Change it to mom and we are good
      GlGGLES 3 aug
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    • For me its the other way around
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    • I intentionally use the kids bathroom for this reason. I pay the bills. They act like jerks this what they get
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    • My brother only eats meat, carbs, and drink beer or soda. It's like he shits dead animals.
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    • Yup
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    • Don’t nobody go in there for about 35 45 minutes 😂
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    • Oh god I’m having flashbacks
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    • Am pooping my guts out help
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    • Because real men have smelly shits
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    • Women shit way worse than men
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    • Bold of you to assume I go to the bathroom
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    • I don't have a dad
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    • Its more like when my dad has to go to the bathroom after me....
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    • When my husband goes in the bathroom after me - cuz IBS a bitch
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    • I bought poo-pouri that shit works hella
      rustieoy 2 aug
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    • For me that's my ma I don't even think I've seen my dad ever go into the bathroom
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    • OH MY GOD RIGHT??!!!
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    • Is thats a Adidas hard hats
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    • My grandparents live with us. Its even worse.
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    • my bedroom is right next to the bathroom and i can hear my dad loudly shit and piss and smell it from my room
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    • But the seat is warm tho.
      Rupture 2 aug
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    • Me and my son, after my husband uses the bathroom..
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    • *brother
      dachiboi 2 aug
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    • Good thing he’s still out getting milk
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    • “I left a dollar behind the toilet in there for you”
      Trippyz 2 aug
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    • “ jerry joins Civil Defence “
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    • Adidas gas mask
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    • My friend’s dad commits the blubby of Nanking in the bathroom on the regular.
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    • He’s in there rn and I gotta pee. Pray for me
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    • Dad shits are the worst
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    • I'm just like
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