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When you kill someone, their remaining life
span is added to yours. Archaeologists have
just found a cavern, apparently sealed off for
thousands of years, with a single person living
inside.
Fucking
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    • It’s fucking Gengis Khan
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    • Abortion doctors out here living like vampires
      KingAsa 17 jun
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    • The dudes who bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki gonna live forever
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    • Guy that invented yo mama jokes
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    • Abortion doctors
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    • Ki.ll Queen Elizabeth and you're fucking immortal
      116Mikel 16 jun
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    • Oh boy. This would really depend on how ruthless you are. Because you could go after randoms or criminals, but you could go after babies too...
      Achor 17 jun
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    • If this was a real thing, imagine how societies would evolve differently. Why does a king need heirs? Just bed a person, then as soon as they give birth, take its life. Even the mother to keep a secret. With rulers living longer, they would care more about long term success instead of short term...
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    • Drop a gas bomb in one nursery. Boom. I played the system.
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    • Abortion clinic workers best job
      Jurr 17 jun
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    • *menacingly approaches the local orphanage*
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    • What happens if you kiII someone who has kiIIed others, too? Will you get their extra lives or just their vanilla lifespan?
      Vetalemo 17 jun
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    • So Hi tler really IS living in Argentina!
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    • Soooo a fucking shinigami
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    • They’ve been in there thousands of years, probably have no idea what a gun is, probably have a lot of time left, I’m walking out living a long time
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    • So itachi has the right idea all along...
      Everrest 17 jun
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    • People who dropped bombs on japan...
      shadowwon 17 jun
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    • Cain
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    • Please do the world a favor and ya know... ASK HIM IF DRAGONS EVER EXISTED
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    • Shia LaBoufe
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    • The guy that made them all drink the koolaid
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    • Ah yes a shinigami
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    • Oh, I thought this was s news article, well this is 2020. Then I saw its another writing prompt
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    • Just sho0t him. Someone stuck in a cave for thousands of years won't pull a glock on you.
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    • Fucking Cain started early and will keep going til he's the last
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    • AdeptaSororitas ChampionOfMedusa bfg division starts playing
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    • Imagine a world. People selling their lifespan for food and medicine
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    • People out here sayin "it's not a life it's a clump of cells" like bruh every living thing a clump of cells thk
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    • Khan, is that you?
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    • H1tIer would’ve been immortal
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    • a thousand is not a "lot" might be 15 people giveing average 80 year life span.
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    • it's technoblade.
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    • I didn't read the URL and I got scared
      _Tae 18 jun
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    • URLs people, URLs
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    • What would happen if you kiIIed yourself?
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    • But if their dead they don’t have any life span
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    • I forgot to read the fucking url I started realizing I would live past everybody I know
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    • DIIIIIIOOOOOOOO!
      laxsam13 17 jun
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    • Bruh it's jesus
      _Drizzym 16 jun
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    • Nah bro it’s just Ryuk, he’s just bored and messing around on earth
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    • There is a fault. Because you were destined to end their life, their lifespan ends as soon as you do so. Thus, you have no added years to your lifespan.
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    • I have been alive longer than the puny queen
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    • Imagine how big your beard would be if it could grow for thousands of years
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    • AbsolutelyNot it's a-me, mario
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    • Jojos bizarre adventure
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    • Join me and we'll be immortal together
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    • Dont expose the queen like that
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    • Abortion clinic
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    • Hey guys it’s me ted bundy
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    • It was I DIO!!
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    • This would explain multi life sentences... 🤔
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    • Doomslayer
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    • Spawn camp the maternity section
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    • Vlad the impaler
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    • Ever seen the movie In Time? Cuz this is exactly like that
      Kango 17 jun
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    • This is a really cool concept
      4w5INFJ 17 jun
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    • Cod zombies origins
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    • The Queen of England tho
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    • wouldn’t their remaining lifespan be nothing cuz they died?
      3hreetard 17 jun
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    • Zeh pillerman!
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    • No it’s cain
      TRAvus 17 jun
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    • It's Dio
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    • The Huns have returned
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    • Time to watch Plunderer
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    • just why Avatar Kyoshi lived so long
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    • Turns out all he actually did was k*ll 10 babies and he’s weak as fuck
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    • If this were true their would be mass murder on the regular
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    • What happens if you murder a murderer? Do you receive their extra years from all the people they k1ll3d or just what they would have had, had they not k1ll3d anyone?
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    • Fuck you and your spam comment
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    • What if they’re legally dead after you choked them to death, and you resuscitate them?
      Vetalemo 17 jun
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    • Just k*ll that person and live for 1000+ years
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    • But if I k ill him... fuck it, glory in death or glory in unending life.
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    • Queen Elizabeth 😳
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    • Betty white, I’m coming for you
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    • Death note shinigami
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    • Imagine blowing up the maternity ward of a hospital
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    • This is what happens in death note
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      A police officer ki.lls a serial ki.ller and gets 500 years
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    • Their remaining lifespan is 0 after you k1ll them. So it really wouldn’t give you any more life
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    • It’s the pillar man
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    • Shang Tsung would like to know your location.
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    • Spawn camp at hospitals for east lifetimes
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    • Wouldn't there remaining life span be fuckin 0?
      rs7000 17 jun
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    • >drops bomb on Hiroshima. >wreaked by guilt, wants to die >literally can’t now >”I guess this is purgatory”
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    • Why? Their lifespan is probably almost over anyway
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    • thats kentay
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    • Is that a mother fucking jojo reference
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    • Anyone else immediately think vampires
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    • Their remaining life span would be 0 cause they’re fucking dead
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    • If you ki11 somebody, their destiny would end right there. Because they had no more life left. Basically, this happens anyways because you don’t get more life.
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    • Shinigami typa shit
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    • Can I acquire life indirectly? Or do I have to k ill them myself. Like if I hire a hitman, would I get that person's life
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    • Don't be dumb its Santana duh
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    • Ok usernames are important
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