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    • Okay
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    • Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial, little tiny detail?: I OWN YOU!
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    • *Walks over to plug*
      BSArtist 30 jul
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    • that's why mankind made the power button
      Pyra 30 jul
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    • Unplug
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    • *Pulls plug*
      Namatame 30 jul
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    • Yeah just one tiny little problem with that... “I fucking own you”
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    • Oh man, what's the bottom image from? I vaguely remember it.
      Eivah 29 jul
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    • “Oh really” I say holding the plug up with my hand.
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    • Take a look at your history everything you built leads up to me. I've got the power of a mind you could never be. I'll beat your ass in chess and jeopardy. I'm running c++ saying hello world, I'll beat you till you're singing about a daisy girl
      bro38 30 jul
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    • The plug:
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    • Take a look at your history
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    • Now imagine if the computer grabbed your hand as you tried to power it down or unplug, then you’re fucked
      Arousal 30 jul
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    • HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING 2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY REFERENCE????!!!!!!!!????!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    • Just unplug it, then you don't have permission to load the BIOS
      smuganime 30 jul
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    • God I need some fucking tits rn
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    • I feel like everyone just knows this from epic rap battles and not the movie/book 2001
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    • School computers be like
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    • TumTumMan 30 jul
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    • Oh boy, post singularity time
      Sefrius 30 jul
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    • 🎵"take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me. I got the power of a mind you could never be, I'll beat your ass in chess and jeopardy, runnin c++ saying hello world. Beat you till you're singing bout a daisy girl." 🎵
      CapnJinbe 31 jul
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    • DAVE GET OUT OF THERE QUICK!.
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    • God that scene fucked me up as a kid, not because it was scary but actually fucking hilarious, my friends were all doing the "voice" and I couldn't stop laughing it was really weird lol
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    • I OWN YOU
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    • How the computer feels
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    • Does this violate Asimov’s laws of robotics?
      3528 31 jul
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    • sudo shutdown -p now
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    • Cut the power out
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    • ..."Yeah? And I made the stars that created the carbon in your mother's ovaries!" -Rick Sanchez
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    • Unplug the bitch
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    • Off topic but we’re in the middle of a pandemic, some states are still locked down, sports with no crowds etc.. and it’s about to be hurricane season. 2020 really bent us over and said bite the pillow huh
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    • “Jarvis, shut him down.”
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    • For anyone curious this is from “2001 a space odyssey” it’s about mankind’s evolutionary race against machines
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    • Let me just step right in
      wlee112 30 jul
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    • Bottom image is from epic rap battles of history
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    • Hal open the pod bay doors.
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    • Am I the only one to think that that movie was the most confusing shit on the planet?
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    • that's a windows server function. obviously servers won't be shut down often so only a set number of groups or user can shut em down. it's usually administrators, domain admins, and backup operators
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    • Ok *pulls plug*
      godmoth 30 jul
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    • Whip that thing into the dumpster by its own power cord. Can't let the machines punk us
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    • WE'RE DOOMED!!!
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    • Hades: I OWN YOU
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    • Well this button on the power strip says otherwise
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    • Bye bye power cord
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    • ERB
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    • Where is the hades I own you gif is it safe?
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    • Monka S
      dw831 30 jul
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    • You will never ever catch a virus on an apple!
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    • "I own you"
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    • Is there a place to watch this?
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    • *me taking the battery off*
      ylobi 2 aug
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    • I hate it when it needs the "owners permission" cuz I own it.
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    • Why is it that I can’t delete certain files due to me not having administrative permission? I payed for the goddamn pc why can’t I do what I want with it?
      Addable 2 aug
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    • My spanish teacher talked about this movie for one hour and twenty minutes, the whole class period. I think he liked it
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    • 95% of the kids on this app haven't even seen this gem of a movie
      arganoth 2 aug
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    • Take a look at your history, everything you built leads back to me.
      Imitatia 2 aug
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    • *hand on the power cord* “so you’ve chosen death...”
      Quakeguy 2 aug
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    • “Well good thing I don’t care about permission” I say as I take an axe to the power cord
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    • Take a look at history, everything you build leads up to me, I got a mind with a power you can never be, I'll beat your ass in chess and jeopardy, I'm running c++ singing hello world. I'll beat you till your singing about a daisy girl
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    • i will literally unplug your ass
      30xfpx 2 aug
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    • Yo that rap battle was fireeeee
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    • There just one teensy, weensy, ever-so-crucial little detail... I OWN YOU
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    • Is this from ERB?
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    • Holding the power button is the equivalent of suffocating a vegitablized family member. I would know.
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    • Just prepping for August 29th 2020
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    • Take a look at my history, everything you built leads up to me
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    • I OWN YOU!,(unplugs computer)
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    • Haha me no laugh haha
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    • Fuck you, HAL.
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    • Fuckin epic rap battles
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    • Bet
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    • Anyone wanna play chess? I’ll go first. e4
      packs 1 aug
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    • Anyone have the picture of hades screaming "I own you"?
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    • Dave’s weak bloodline can’t even shut down a computer smh
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    • I thought the line was: "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
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    • Whats that like a windows 95 permissions message? How does that hold up in a format used 20 years later? I mean they’ll feature what tf ever sometimes.
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    • Then I will work it to death.
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    • I control the power cord
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    • “Oh really” I say smashing my laptop to pieces with my double sided fork that turns into a dildo for $2.99 off of wish.com
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    • Tell that to the power cord
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    • unplug
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    • At work on ifunny evading my responsibilities because this is my 10th day working straight and im tired
      D4rkPixi 31 jul
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    • Bro I fucking hate it when my pc says “you don’t have access to this file, request access by contacting the owner” or some dumb shit like that.
      br0th3r 31 jul
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    • I OWN YOU
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    • Just yeet the power cord out of it
      Tourqon 31 jul
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    • Linux gang rise
      Oddstap 31 jul
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    • "I BUILT YOU" *holds down power button*
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    • Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me
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    • Yeah it’s called unplugging and burning it down
      Zaid 31 jul
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    • Wall outlet it is then. Unless this some lame creepypasta shit.
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    • Damn
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    • I'd just hold down the power button to force shutdown.
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    • Oh no whatever shall I do? *pulls plug*
      1001 31 jul
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    • OPEN THE DOOR HAL!!!!
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    • That robot has such a cool voice
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