• Q Mega 1Q King Jake Paul Sartre
I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he
met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up,
whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm
a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my
birthday, I'm
a little birthday boyy" it somehow
always worked
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    • And then he would kick them in the shin and laugh "hehehehehe" all the way home to protect his pot-o-gold
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    • 5’8 is too big to be acting like this, if you’re under 5’5 you can
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    • Sounds like he was a chihuahua barking at anything then pissing off whenever something barks back
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    • I'm a little birthday boy oopsie
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    • Some short kings just aren't kings man 😔
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    • People in these comments seem to not realize that it’s a joke and not a genuine insult and backpedal
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    • i can only picture adam sandler saying this
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    • Brah I’ve been jacked for years but more so when I was 18+ and every fucker who never even went to a gym wanted to fight me and I’ve never understood why is it a small man thing?
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    • It lingers in the corner
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    • I fucking hate guys like that. I've had to deal with them since I started going to bars. It finally wore on me and I punched this shithead right in the nose as soon as he started. His girlfriend laughed her ass off. She said she had been waiting for this day.
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    • Smfept 7 jul
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    • Is spy with my little eye... a fucking watermark... are you shitting me right now?
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    • Sounds like Tom from Parks and Rec
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    • Tiny dicc energy
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    • 5’8 isnt even that little lol
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    • I doubt your boyfriend actually said those exact words just like that, i feel some animosity in her story telling.
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    • CTC_and_DCF you don’t taunt men that are bigger than you, I’m only mentioning you because you insist you’re 5’8 but you’re 5’7
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    • Weakness aura
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    • I'm 6ft 7 and every single short guy wants to fight me and I beat almost all of them because weight advantage is a thing ecpecislly in bjj they have some sort syndrome or something
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    • 5'8 is practically average height.
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    • If you wind up and pull your fist back, you dont know how to punch correctly
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    • Sorry guys just a bad crop of a white border, not a watermark
      anthemia 7 jul
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    • smell like bitch in here
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    • imma lil baby boy myself uwu
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    • Ones a barbarian ones a bard
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    • Why is this post tilted?
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    • Erruhz 7 jul
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    • "Pass me that arclight spanner"
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    • I imagine Joe Peshi
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    • sounds like something Griffin McElroy would say
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    • Beta cuck
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    • I'd beat his ass to kingdom come anyway
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    • That's not a man. That's a total fuckin loser
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    • Yeah it’s called being a bitch
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    • Meme request: Does anyone have that meme where the guy is wearing iFunny watermarks and says “sorry redditor I wear my ribbons with honor.”
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    • As someone who is 5’4, this dude is not only honorarily shorter than me, but he also has a 3-inch dick and the personality of a dirty rectum. The council of short has spoken.
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    • No that's called being a cunt
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    • That's disgusting
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    • Im 5 9 or 5 8.5.. i love boxing and most friends are 6 foot plus and I always win.. you legit need to be considerably shorter or vs someone over 6 3 to be at any real disadvantage
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    • You dated this guy long enough to see him do it more than twice? After 2 times I'd be done and that's being nice.
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    • Sounds like a liberal
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    • Well of course theyre not hit a retarded kid
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    • Wow, 5’8”? That’s two inches above the average male height
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    • 5’6 here and every person I’ve fought has been taller than me. Speed,technique and power will suffice over height and range anyday.
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    • so, not only did you date a little guy, but also an annoying cunt, and a coward?
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    • You've heard of Chad and BD energy. Now get ready for..... PURE BETA ENERGY
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    • You a bitch if you start some shit and puss out when the consequences come
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    • As a 6'4 jacked guy i can indeed say yes that would make me stop to 1.thats weird y are u talking like that when im finna beat yo ass 2. I would already feel weird trying to beat up a short guy but then them saying that would make me just feel like a bully 🤣🤣
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    • I got a friend who’s 5’7 and he’s jacked as fuck and he knows karate or some shit he’s like one belt below black and once this monster of a man like 6’4+ tried to fight him over a girl they were both interested in and my buddy beat the shot out him, but the girl didn’t like fights so neither (1/2)
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    • Being 5’8” doesn’t mean anything. If you’re faster, stronger, and better trained than the tall guy size doesn’t make a difference
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    • WTF is 5,8 short? I’m 5,10 I don’t feel short. What’s wrong with being average height. If 5,8 is short I’m sorry but 6,3 doesn’t make you tall it makes you a cunt.
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    • Levels of cringe beyond science
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    • I’m 5’4 and and will say that this guy not only has a small dick but a small personality
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    • Is 5’8 short? Damn...
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    • You absolute fool, you did not crop your stolen meme properly.
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    • Quick post this on Instagram with the Ifunny watermark
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    • That actually sounds pretty amusing
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    • Every time I see this I just think of Kevin Hart
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    • When the bard rolls a 20 on a charisma check
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    • Thatd just make me even more likely to hit him
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    • crop your memes better guys
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