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If historical figures actually did roll in their
graves, which grave would generate the
most power if hooked up to a generator?
pjabrony 58.8k its
If Sir Isaac Newton knew that we were
suggesting that a body at rest could
spontaneously generate motion without being
acted on by an external force, he'd start
spinning in his
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    • George Washington we literally do every thing he said not to.
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    • George Washington looking at political parties like he didn’t warn our asses
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    • Andrew Jackson, MLK, George Washington, Frederick Douglas and hopefully not but likely soon; George Fucking Orwell
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    • any of the founding fathers
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    • MLK and Gorge Washington
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    • Alexander hamilton didnt want the type of banking system we cutrently have, and his last words were "i kiIIed the bank" which is why we put him on our 10 dollar bill.
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    • Definitely would be Newton and Galileo, body at rest and such and the sheer amount of people who still uphold flat earth theory
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    • Alexander Hamilton would be rolling every time some band kid learns about him through the incorrect race play
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    • I would probably say the guy who invented Graham crackers. He invented them to be nutritious, but totally devoid of taste. He was one of those really religious people who thought that any pleasure in life, literally at all, was a sin. Imagine if he knew his invention is now synonymous with desserts.
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    • Aristotle with all these flat earthers
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    • George Washington
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    • George Orwell, George Washington, MLK, Saint Peter, and Steven Hillenburg
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    • MLK
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    • he doesn't even roll, he one ups it and starts spinning
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    • Washington as he hears his country fall to shambles
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    • Probably not as high as some historical figures, but still deserving of a mention is Stephen Hillenburg creator of spungbob
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    • Any dead f@scist communist or Anarchist watching the people who LARP as them
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    • George Washington. We are doing everything he told us NOT to do.
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    • Schrodinger. Probably. Or not. Dont know until you open it.
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    • giving rofl a new meaning
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    • Jesus. Oh wait I forgot
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    • Sir Isac Newton the electrical Quantum Generator, he both rotates in his grave, and is stationary without any external forces acting on him. Until you measure his Spin :D
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    • Nikola Tesla watching other people getting credit for his inventions
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    • George Orwell
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    • George Washington said don't let the government separate into groups cough (democrats and Republicans) cough
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    • More like sir Issac virgin cause he never had sex. What a loser 😎
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    • Technically, if you have your hopes up on Rick Astley rolling in his grave he’s not allowed to let you down.
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    • Ah but the body would be acted upon by the sheer dumbass energy , everyone knows this, unfortunately the energy also seeps into almost everyone else
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    • Martin Luther King.
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    • Roosevelt after seeing what the US has become could generate enough power to make us drop nonrenewable fuels altogether
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    • George Orwell when he sees mass surveillance and nobody caring
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    • George Orwell
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    • George Orwell after seeing the state of the EU
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    • Pretty much any Pharoah
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    • George Washington, never should have had a two party system
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    • On some real shit tho. He could power las Vegas for an eternity
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    • Prolly MLK jr
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    • Paradox?
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    • The founding fathers when we gave black people rights
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    • What is this in reference to?
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    • wont he b a hypocrite then
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    • Bro George Washington’s grave screams everytime there’s an election and we have to wait to see what DNC or RNC has to put in
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    • Yeah but then when he started spinning he’d stop spinning because he’d realise he was wrong
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    • In Ireland we get all of our power from the men of 1916.
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    • Tesla was better
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    • They'd all produce unlimited power forever
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    • I stroked out trying to understand this
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    • All of our founding fathers
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    • George Washington. They tore down his statue and burned the American flag on top of it and we have had 200 years if a 2 party system.
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    • Way to miss the point
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    • Martin Luther King Jr. He would be OUTRAGED at what BLM is doing
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    • Anyone that created a vaccine or proved the earth is round
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    • Tesla
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    • Andrew jackson gave poor whites the vote next thing you know 40 years later /\/igers are free
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    • No grave to check for a rolling body, but the answer would be Jesus.
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    • I'm sure mlk is doing backflips rn
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    • Pretty sure the dude that invented the vaccine and the one that proved the earth is round would likely tie for second place..
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    • MLK would have the power of a goddamn atom bomb
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    • But if we assume are actions and words can effect bodies in graves, doesnt that mean an external force would be acting upon his body??
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    • Literally any of the original founding fathers if they saw the bullshit that our country has fallen to
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    • Most people famous for science and astrology would be able to power the U.S. indefinitely, given the amount of flat earthers around.
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    • George Washington could be hooked up and power the entire americas given what’s going on
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    • The founding fathers, we gave apes rights and set them free to roam the cities
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    • Douglas McArther seeing commie China rise after he want Allowed to nuke China into nonexistent to prevent this
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    • You know who can’t spin in their grave? Jesus 😎
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    • Alright dang took me a minute
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    • Inventor of cornflakes. They don’t stop people from masturbating like they were meant to
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    • Teddy Roosevelt would generate a solid amount of power
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    • Damn
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    • Lol. Clever.
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    • Thus creating the newton paradox
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    • Marx, with how many tankies say that "china is communist because I hate America" marx should be doing fucking somersaults in his grave
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    • Pythagoras, first guy to hypothesis the earth is round
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    • Ooh! Dante, the dude who wrote inferno and the like! Nothing he wrote was right, and just the sheer number of atheists and agnostics would do the trick even if he was right.
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