• '; dankmemeuniversity
just Iearned from my mom that my
brother is contributing so heavily to
Chocolate milk sales at the local
supermarket that they’ve requested to
be notified when he leaves for college
so that they don’t overstock
Source: dankmemeuniversity
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    • They should sabotage his grades so they can keep milking his money.
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    • I know I’m late but please look at my pupper
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    • Choccy milk
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    • Chocolate milk increases sperm count so he prolly bustin some fat nuts
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    • I work at a dairy farm and I jerk off into the milk before it gets processed
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    • Can we nominate this for the That never happened of the year awards
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    • There was a family that so so singlehandedly supported a dominos that when their kids left for college and they stopped buying they got a letter asking what they did to ever offend them and a free pizza every other month.
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    • Same shit I didn't realize how much it was at the time but I used to stop at a gas station to grab chocolate milk 4to5 times a day every day, when I came back from college the owner let me know she wildly overstocked the first week I was gone
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    • Your brother is obese, isn't he?
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    • Dude's bones must be stronger than adamantium.
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    • Dang Klay Thompson, calm down
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    • you dont have to be a fatass if you eat shitloads of food, if you're e.g. a swimmer like you can eat well over 2000 caloried per day and stay sub-10% bodyfat lmao
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    • That’s like me with Mystic Pizza at Big Y. They’re the only place that sells it and I’m the only one who eats it
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    • If you're drinking so much chocolate milk that your local store fuckin notices you might have a problem
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    • The first time reading it i thought he was helping sell it but i was wrong like normal
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    • This is fake and a repost
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    • That's how you know you live in a small town tbh
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    • When I first read this I thought he worked there and was just getting people to buy them. This time it reads that they overstock just for him. And I'm not sure which is funnier.
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    • Denji 6 jun
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    • my family ran the cruise out of chocolate milk when I was younger cause we drank so much at the dinners
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    • Does it ever freak you out what everyone has eyes? Every single person on this planet has eyeballs. So many eyes looking at so many things at the same time. Always watching and absorbing information. I adore my sense of sight, but I hate bodily functions
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    • Chocolate milk is so good
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    • I have a large straw sticking out of a 2 l of chocolate milk jug. Same.
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    • Ragnell 6 jun
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    • The milk man
      Disco 6 jun
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    • I read this as your brother sold the chocolate milk really well
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    • How small is your town
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    • Chocky milk
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    • Unless he’s buying 40 gallons a day, and you live in a town of 4 people, those people being himself, his mom, his brother and the guy that owns the store.... I doubt that happened
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    • What a gamer
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    • Worked at Walmart years ago and we had a huge guy that worked with me like 6’8” not fat just big but he drank a gallon of chocolate milk every day at lunch and took at least a gallon of vitamin d milk home every single day sometimes 2
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    • According to the manager of the town grocery store I account for a large portion of their Arizona sales
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    • Must be a small ass town
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    • Anybody remember those awful Choccy milk memes? I’m sure glad those are gone
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    • Promised land whole chocolate milk. Mmmmm
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    • if he makes it
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    • They should name him honourary board director and give him a scholarship.
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    • How are his teeth? Mad cavities.
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    • Not gonna lie, this is literally exactly how I am
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    • The gas station next to my house used to run out of chocolate milk every week bc of me, now they have to stock more
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    • They should send him one of those small complementary milk cartons weekly to show that they appreciate him
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    • Like when Homer got the hotdog guy’s kids through college
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    • Your brother is so constipated that his ass is gonna fucking die
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    • Chocolate milk is called chocolate milk because it tastes like chocolate, and is also milk.
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    • You can actually develop lactose intolerance by drinking too much milk or ingesting too much dairy products too often. It works in a similar manner to getting diabetes.
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    • This is actually Yoosung after 707 managed to prank him for so long
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    • This tweet is funnier the second time around...
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    • I remember the first time this meme got featured. It was the beginning of the choccy milk debacle. Right before the kid with it written in his wrist.
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    • My corner store was doing the same thing for me with mango Arizona’s.
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    • Must have really high cholesterol levels. Hope he doesn’t get diabetes by 30
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    • Does he drink a gallon a day
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    • I just learned that one of my friends is adopted
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    • When I was in college there was a lil market across the street and the little couple that owned it would always ask when the last day of school was “because he didn’t need to buy so much candy” for me & my stoner friends!
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    • It really do be like that sometimes
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    • I'm known by face (and sometimes by name) in my hometown for buying chocolate milk
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    • This is me and my older brother
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    • I buy a half gallon of chocolate milk from the gas station next to my house every day
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    • Doesn't chocolate milk have just as much sugar as soda?
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    • I wish I could drink chocolate milk, it’s so freaking good
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    • That’s how one gets diabeetus
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    • Sounds like my local Walgreens with Takis and Mtn Dew.
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    • When I went away to college my local, family owned coffee shop went under. My little brother summed it up, "Hannah went away so they ran out of business". I miss those guys
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    • Meh strawberry milk is where it's at
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    • Wow that post actually made me laugh and be semi hapoy for a few seconds. Congrats
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    • Weird flex but ok
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    • Do you ever worry that you’ll never be enough? I feel like no one will ever love me romantically so I should just take what I can get and force feelings. Or maybe I’m overreacting
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    • I think about this post a lot
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    • I drink like a gallon of chocolate milk every two or so days
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    • Too bad I am lactose intolerant. Chocolate milk is delicious.
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