• If she's able to walk with her two legs
after sex you've failed as a man
2.
That's why I always keep a hammer
beside my bed just incase
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    • She cant becuase I tie her down
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    • Imagine thinking that has anything to do with the quality of sex, she probably couldn't walk because she had to get drunk to convince herself to fuck you
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    • *just girly things* "when he smashes your kneecaps in with a hammer 😍"
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    • Hi, my name is Ted Bundy and you're watching Disney channel
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    • Jokes on you, 2 year olds cant walk anyways.
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    • I’ve seen women walk an hour after giving birth.... You would have to beat her till she’s near death with that dick to achieve that
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    • Bruh not every girl wants to go super rough every time
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    • If you value men based on sex, you a hoe.
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    • Isnt basing a person's worth on sex the thing feminists hate?
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    • If you suck at cooking, you've failed as a woman
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    • if you haven't made a sandwich for the man after getting piped then you failed as a woman
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    • If he can’t walk after you ride him you’re a fat ass
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    • Bold of you to assume the women I have sex with are old enough to know how to walk
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    • Huhhh, so my body pillow enjoys it every time I guess...
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    • It's not about how hard you fuck or how big you are. It's a complex process to put her in a state of near immobility where she could walk if she wanted to, but under no circumstances should she try to walk down stairs.
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    • If he's not asleep 10 min after you've failed as a woman
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    • Thats not how it works. You get a tingle in your leg muscles that feel like theyre asleep. Not become a fucking paraplegic.
      fuccubus 26 may
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    • Sounds like virgin talk to me
      Gumn 26 may
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    • What else she suppose to walk with
      SeufertD 25 may
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    • These the type of girls to say they do crazy shit in bed while in reality they just lay there limp and make you do all the work
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    • She can. It just takes her about a year and a half. People l prime generally learn how to walk around 2, right?
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    • When women say things like this it makes me consider the fact that we arent suppressing females enough
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    • Imagine having a vagina so loose and numb that you need a guy to cripple you just to get to climax.
      gorbla 26 may
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    • Idk man that sounds uncomfortable for her... like a real man would keep it enjoyable for both parties...
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    • If your nose doesn't touch his belly when you give a blow job, you've failed as a woman.
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    • If she’s alive after sex you didn’t fuck her hard enough
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    • Guys children come out of there, you are delusional if you really believe you can cripple a woman with that bun size hot dog you're waving around
      Gruenwald 25 may
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    • It would help if she didn't lay there like a dead fish
      MrPiss 24 may
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    • Gotta grab the glock before I fuck. Make sure that bitch ain't gettin back up
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    • If your mans still awake after sex your pussy is garbage
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    • Good sex doesn’t always mean super rough sex
      AnEgg 25 may
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    • Well if that's the case, then if my dick isn't throbbing in pain every time I piss after she rides my dick, she failed as a woman.
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    • Bitches be like “ if she can breathe oxygen into her lungs after sex, you arent human and are subject to being hanged
      Pogo 24 may
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    • Thats why i go for the cripples
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    • Anyone else really fucking hate women?
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    • If she can’t walk it’s probably because she’s chafed because she wasn’t wet. Learn how to make your lady wet, ffs
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    • yOu'Ve fAiLeD aS A mAn. What you're saying is, men should only be used for sex. Sex is for sexual reproduction, not trying to disable someone. Sex IS NOT using toys, feet, blood, bites, anal, or anything like that.
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    • Imagine feeling so fucking insecure about your sex life you feel a need to post how you do on social media.
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    • Anyone who tries to tell a man they aren’t a man is: A) insecure about their own small, fragile masculinity, or B) a manipulative right. Rise up gamers, don’t tolerate this shit. If you’re a man by your own standards, then you’re a man
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    • Lmao a 3 month old baby can’t walk before or after sex so I’m a real man
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    • I cut her legs off and keep her as a fleshlight
      Obscene 25 may
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    • Why do women always have impossibly high expectations for me but I'm a sexist piece of shit for saying I like a curvy butt
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    • Listen guys dont listen to this stupid fucktard post, if your girl has to either Pee or drink a shit ton of water after sex you've done your job, if she cant walk, shes probably got a charlie horse
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    • Sorry that every man isn’t a god at sex, how about you wow me for once?
      mutecebu 24 may
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    • So I’m supposed to cripple her? That’s not very gentlemanly
      Daddyjare 24 may
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    • Good thing she’s hasn’t learned to walk yet
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    • Funny to assume someone’s hole life revolves around pleasuring one woman
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    • So if I horrifically cripple my wife then i've done grade A work.
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    • I’d be really surprised if the dead kid could walk
      Barleyy 24 may
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    • She ain’t old enough to walk anyways
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    • Can we stop encouraging females to say stupid fucking shit like this for a funny response and just start telling them all to fuck off?
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    • If she/he is smiling, isn't that enough?
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    • Usually they're dead,so that's no issue
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    • It would only hurt if she wasn't turned on. In other words, no you.
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    • People who put this much value on sex are fucking pathetic. Trust me I know what I'm talking about as a loserish virgin commenting on a meme app
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    • Man, what a dumb fucking standard.
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    • The other night my wife said to me "Honey, give me 12 inches and make it hurt!". So I fucked her three times and hit her in the head with a brick!
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    • Amateur. I keep a shotgun
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    • What if she's in a wheelchair?
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    • So I guess my goal is to smash a paraplegic👌
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    • Making fun of sexual performance is all of a sudden really funny when a woman does it right?
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    • Wrong. And not every girl wants that out of sex
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    • Or maybe she isn't a massive whore and she'd prefer that you don't fist her ass elbow deep.
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    • Didnt realize I had to paralyze her after sex
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    • Every man is capable of doing that to their partners, but as a every day thing though? Hell no
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    • Hahaha dead bodies cant walk so I guess I'm doing good💪💪💪
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    • Since when did sex stop being romantic and start being the person desperately trying to give them a sore ass and vagina.
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    • Isn't that necrophilia then
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    • Mine still haven't learned how to walk yet
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    • Man I can't wait to hear the internet virgins talk about how much they know about sex
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    • I think some females have been stroking your ego too much fella
      Hatch419 24 may
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    • Unless you got fisted for an hour you should definitely be able to walk after sex. Stoopid girls
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    • If his dick still exists outside a 5th dimensional paradox after sex you failed as a woman
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    • What if she can walk on four legs but not two after? Is that good?
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    • No: if I can't walk you've done something seriously wrong, usually the only reason a girl can't walk right after sex is because of pain. And if she wasn't wet or wet enough friction can cause a lot of pain & make it feel like 1000 paper cuts down there. Sex ed 100
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    • How big does your dick have to be to achieve this?
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    • Damn i laughed too hard at this 😂😂 now u have use for the crowbar
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    • Dude, you can't go hard every time, sometimes all ya got is five minutes and I fucking take that
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    • Girls really out here acting like they can’t walk to feed their guy’s ego. So sweet
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    • That's why I date girls in wheelchairs they never walk except this one time a girl got up and walked out I could of sworn she was paralyzed
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    • The only reason someone wasnt able to walk after sex with me was because her leg was cramping up. You can beat that shit up 6 ways to Sunday and it wont affect how they walk. Maybe their gait will be wierd for a second.
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    • There is no way you can fuck to the point of her not being able to walk look at girls in Pornos
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    • That's why you fuck vegetables
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    • When you're bad at sex but shes s cripple
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    • It must really hurt for some dads knowing their daughters are hoes for bbc.
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    • If she’s not able to make me food after sex, she’s failed as a woman
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    • Bring her to orgasm then brEAK HER K N E E S
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    • That’s why I always have sex with a paraplegic
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    • Okay but if a woman wants to be unable to walk after sex she’s a bit fucked in the head let’s be real here
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    • If she moves I gotta start runnin, dead bodies can’t walk my guy
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    • Yea and if your man has to always do all the fucking, then you failed as a woman 💁🏼‍♂️
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    • The women retweeting this are the same ones starfishing in bed
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    • That’s why I only fuck disabled people
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    • She can't because she hasn't learn how to walk yet
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    • Lol yea, hurting your girlfriend so badly during sex that she can’t walk the next day is super hot!
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    • She sat down on the floor even after we cuddled for a bit after because she says her legs still felt like hello
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    • That guy has an amputee fetish
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    • sorry, didn’t know you had to cut off a leg after sex
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