• Pure pain when yer heading to the toilet
in the dancing then abba comes oan
and ye know ye have tae turn back roon
and fuckin pish yersel oan the
danceflare cos YOU ARE the dancing
queen
I like Scottish clothes shops,they let you see
how good you look crawling home pished.
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    • Space Slice
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    • I like how the last one says “speak yet” implying that the dog will one day be able to speak
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    • Non Socttish people who can read this perfectly....
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    • Actually laughed at the goth one lmao
      Artsy 16 jan
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    • Literally just add a irish/Scottish accent while reading these and itll make more sense
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    • imagine not being able to read Scottish
      Man_shit 16 jan
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    • Is this what a stroke feels like?
      quadeious 16 jan
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    • Black people spell wrong and everyone shit's their pants, Scottish people spell wrong and people love it
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    • Auto correct was like “god damn what the fuck is happening”
      lapin 16 jan
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    • How fucked up does a dialect have to get before it’s considered a new language?
      _Godless 16 jan
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    • These lowkey hurt to read
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    • Take ya fookin space splice and fuk off lad
      Stvxdhy 18 jan
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    • These aren’t even readable without an accent, it’s just gibberish when you try to read it normally
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    • Did anyone else read this in an accent?
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    • "Ya fuckin space slice" is honestly gold. Gonna use it.
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    • They actually type things out in their accent?
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    • The dog can’t speak YET
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    • I had a seizure trying to read that
      RedElmo 16 jan
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    • Why the fook do Scots feel tha need tu ahnunciate every word they type “well that’s hao I speak” Ay but you doan see anyone else typing like thaat do ye ye daft cunt.
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    • I think black posts are still more difficult to understand than Scottish
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    • For anybody who types in ebonics, this is EXACTLY what it's like for normal people to read your posts.
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    • Ya fuckin space slice
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    • Dear god they text just like how they speak
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    • BLU_VENOM 16 jan
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    • Scottish Twitter is where it’s at.
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    • this shit is fun to read yall are just illiterate bitches
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    • Skyholder 16 jan
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    • And you guys complain about black people using slang. This shit looks like a Ape learned how to type and got Twitter
      Swaos 17 jan
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    • SPACE SLICE XD
      Kyofox64 16 jan
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    • This is how dialects of languages are created. When people not only refuse to speak corrctly, but then won't spell words right either. Scottish dialect coming soon
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    • And this is them sober. I got in a argument with a drunk Scott and i felt like i was having a stroke
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    • Speak..yet? 😳
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    • The Fuck is a space slice
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    • I hate that I understand this perfectly
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    • The fuck is a space slice
      Thejoke_r 16 jan
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    • Is it just me, or has every sentence in the previous features have little grammar errors? I swear, everything that I've read on this app in the past five minutes is just... Off...
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    • Scottish twitter is black Twitter but funny
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    • SCOTLAND FOREVER!
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    • Excuse me, what???
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    • Ok Niggas your Ebonics gets a pass, tf did I just read?
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    • Scottish is far superior to English and American.
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    • Sausage roll lookin' Twat
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    • NOYDB 16 jan
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    • Trying to read or even understand Scottish spoken is a true testament to the human brain if you not from there
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    • He can't speak yet??? What do you mean op
      creepsy 16 jan
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    • The grammar got worse and worse as the sentence went on
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    • Gotta remember that last one tho, best back up plan
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    • Read this in a Scottish voice, it’s the best
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    • It’s like trying to understand hieroglyphics
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    • Scottish Twitter is training for when I eventually have a stroke.
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    • I love that understand Scottish Twitter. Lol
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    • "Space Slice" such an awkward insult
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    • Removing all racist phrases and terms from my vocab, replacing them with "ya fuckin space slice".
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    • Just put on a fake accent and it is 100% easier to read
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    • S p a c e s l i c e
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    • “I was out walking dexter and some bird (slang) stops and went “aww aren’t you just gorgeous” to which I replied “aww thank you” and she was like “I was talking to your dog” AYE I know you were, I was saying thanks on behalf of him because he cannot speak yet you fuckin space slice”
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    • "Ya fuckin space slice" I love this. I love Scotland, it's so fun.
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    • It’s nice to know that America isn’t the only place full of illiterates.
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    • Fucking write like a normal person
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    • Muzaffarid is this how you talk?
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    • i just had a stroke reading this
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    • Help I think this post is giving me a stroke
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    • Scottish social media everyone
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    • Its Scottish mates.. get on their level
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    • This implies the dog will soon learn to reply
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    • I think it's trying to communicate
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    • You absolute fuckin space slice
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    • Aye we nort gana bay able too rieid diss
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    • I think they are just throwing letters together and calling it scottish
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    • I read this in an accent
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    • The fuck did I just read
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    • I love the scots
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    • Yeh fucken space slice is the best insult
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    • I understood all of this. It’s not hard
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    • My best friend is scottish so I understand all of this
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    • Easier to read in an accent
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    • Haha, the elevator doesn't understand your directions
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    • i want a girl like Merida from brave
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