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    • Are you kidding me? That’s insultingly low
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    • BeIfast 2 jun
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    • Pathetic loser
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    • That means not even once a day
      Ino_pfpI 2 jun
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    • When you do it enough, it will develop aoe and the people around you will become immune
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    • Insert *rookie numbers* meme
      kaibaman 2 jun
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    • according to my list that i kept ive jerked off ninety seven times this year with my highest month (march) being twenty eight and my lowest month (january) being six. ive done it three times this month. it pays off to keep track.
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    • You gotta bump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
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    • 22 days a month is borderline acceptable in February ONLY
      Dam_Boi 2 jun
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    • Coomer Located
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    • I masturbate two times a day sometimes six
      dieabco 3 jun
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    • Literally the opposite. Cumbrains tell themselves this only to get prostate cancer in their thirties. Sad
      Mello 2 jun
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    • Skrunky 2 jun
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    • Only 22 times a month? Mother fucker I got 8 times a day my left looks like only it has been pumped with the shit from captain America
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    • Only 22 times a month? That’s me in a week. The longest I went was half a year and now I’m back
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    • Cope
      iMilk 2 jun
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    • I don’t understand how tf people can masturbate so much. If I push myself, I can maybe nut every day, but I only usually do 2 times a week
      KrusadR 2 jun
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    • 22? Pathetic
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    • Coomer feature coomer feature
      Urbanxx 2 jun
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    • Man I normally do it like 3 times a day
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    • You spelt day wrong
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    • At least once every 4 hours
      Pokeweed 2 jun
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    • 22 times a month? Motherfucker I hit 22 in half a week
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    • In the actual study that everyone actually misunderstands for this stat is that it decreases the odds in everyone above 50 and increases it in those below 50, I doubt the person that made this meme is a 50 year old man
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    • Just 22?
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    • “22 times” looks like we got someone lower then amateur here...
      Human177 2 jun
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    • Wait so more masturbation would prevent prostate cancer? I thought I heard people say excessive masturbation caused it
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    • I just do it once a day so 22 is weak for one month
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    • I wonder if people actually masturbate that much times a month
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    • Those are rookie numbers
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    • *day
      Bdub77 2 jun
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    • I try to skip some days for testosterone gains 💪
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    • You need to pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
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    • Say goodbye to your testosterone. Jesus christ.
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    • Cumbrain bitch
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    • extreme retard
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    • I don't think I beat it more than 10 or 12 times a month at this point. Just to keep it from being annoying, but since quarantine I've been relatively busy with my schooling so I havent had much time to care about beating it. How do yall find the time to beat it that damn much??? Back when I had(tbc
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    • Everyone boys and girls fap to your hearts content. Who cares
      253val 2 jun
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    • 22 thats insulatingly low
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    • Yes, masturbate goyim, why change things when you could watch porn and sleep instead?
      Sakom 3 jun
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    • Bruh 22 is ur just lazy asf, just in May I beat the monkey 90+ times
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    • Here to see people losing their shit over the concept of masturbating.
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    • Doesn't frequent masterbation increases your chances of contracting prostate cancer?
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    • Ha! Foolish mortal I have done it many times I cured prostate cancer for 6 generations to come.
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    • I've done it enough for the entire month of June
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    • rookie numbers
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    • I need a way to stop
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    • Unless you're over 40 something excessive masturbation not only increases your chance of ED but prostate cancer as well. Quit using this retarded ass cope to try and seem less pathetic.
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    • I counted how many times I nutted last month and the grand total is... 73 times (keep in mind it’s not all from jerking off)
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    • Those are amateur numbers!
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    • theres a hidden velociraptor in the grass
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    • A day*
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    • When I was like 14 and right after I had sex with my gf at the time and realized what cumming felt like the next day I masturbated the entire day, only stopping for pissing, eating or showering, I got all the way up to 54 times, the next day I passed out in gym class due to fatigue
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    • Any1 got a blank version
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    • Those are rookie numbers
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    • So uhh is it safe to masterbate or no??? Just wondering🤔
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    • Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers
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    • I do it 2 times a day
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    • Does jacking off really help?
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    • Gay shield has been activated
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    • 22 a month is fucking rookie. It's at least 1 a day bare minimum
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    • Those are rookie numbers
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    • 60 should be baseline
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    • Weak
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    • Rookie numbers
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    • Rookie numbers
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    • Only 22?
      SiouxDG 5 jun
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    • My daily record is 6 times
      cripple 5 jun
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    • Only 22?
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    • And now you know why my Jehovah's witnesses father got prostate cancer
      janon1 5 jun
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    • I've gotten to 22 in like the past 10 days, fucking rookie
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    • That's insultingly low.
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    • Swear bro
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    • Rookie numbers
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    • 22? Those are rookie numbers.
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    • Honestly, I don't want to be horny. I barely feel anything when I jack off, the only reason I still do it is to feel something. I don't want to jack off, I want to be loved. I want someone to care about me and to treasure me, I want someone that I can give everything to, someone I can spend the rest
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    • 22 times a month isn't even average. Normally people do it every day and sometimes even twice to 3 times a day
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    • For a second I thought I was going overboard until I read the comments lmao
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    • I myself do, twice a day
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    • Actually you get a higher risk of prostate cancer if you masturbate that much. The effects only apply to males over 40. Also porn drains you of life and happiness. Invest in a better self homies and stop jacking off so much
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    • Those are rookie numbers you gotta pump those numbers up
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    • Coomers
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    • 22? Those are some rookie numbers
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    • Pfft, I can do 22 a day
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    • Rookie numbera
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    • Rookie numbers.
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    • As an expert, I suggest 1 or 2 times a week max.
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    • Rookie numbers
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    • This looks like the beginning of an anime battle
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    • 22 times a month? Weak.
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    • Pathetic
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    • *22 a day
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