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    • That’s cool and all, but trump can almost speak fluent English and he’s not even from England
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    • When being intelligent and cultured were desired traits in the President. We should go back to that.
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    • Yeah well our current president can look at an eclipse directly and not even flinch
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    • I can mastubate with either hand
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    • He should have traded those abilities in and got one that made impervious to bullets
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    • Meanwhile Trump says he'd date his daughter and calls her hot and has been caught molesting children but nothing happened cause he does what with his money? Pays the parents and judges off
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    • That is incredibly hard to do.
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    • He also hated Mondays
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    • Stop flexing
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    • Too bad he got assassinated
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    • Weird flex but okay
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    • And our current president can’t even read
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    • Charles J. Guiteau: *laughs with maniacal intent*
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    • James Madison could do that too.
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    • And the current moron cant even form a coherant sentence. Fricken fabulous.
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    • Now we have a president who can barely write English with one hand.
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    • All the while trump can’t even speak or write english
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    • Meanwhile trump makes up bullshit just because he wants he likes to hear himself talk
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    • I was born left handed, but when I was 4 years old, my entire left arm was destroyed in a car accident, as a result, I am ambidextrous. I can write with both hands simultaneously, but I can't write two different things simultaneously. The drawback is that I have trouble with certain fine
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    • And now we have a guy who thinks windmills cause cancer and that the Chinese "love his big a-brain". But hey, he has an uncle who went to MIT, so I guess that makes him some sort of genius.
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    • Next president ought to have military experience
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    • This guy was assassinated by a guy named Charles Geateu. How did I know that? Sam O’ Nella on YouTube!
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    • He loved lasagna
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    • lmao compare this to trump
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    • Yeah well I can suck dick and eat pussy at the same time.
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    • Legend has it he could write a poem in Greek with his left hand and draft a speech in English with his right. All while simultaneously getting sucked off by your mom
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    • but he couldn’t take a bullet
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    • He also ordered that no punishment should befall his assassin. I dont remember why exactly, but I still thought that was pretty bad ass
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    • Yea but did he have a big weener tho?
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    • What about English
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    • Well then he was also split brain, or had an underdeveloped corpus callosum, so his two halves cant disrupt each other
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    • Well can you jerk off while playing assassin's Creed? Didn't think so
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    • He also mailed his dog to China and loved lasagna.
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    • Yes, but he actually paid attention in school. I bet he knew the difference between "to-too-two" and "there-they're-their" as well. Of course, he wasn't a punk-ass millenial bitch either...
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    • Too bad he couldn't write away that bullet in his back
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    • The motor function that would require is ridiculous
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    • "Mulitlingual" mmm'k
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    • President Trump can barely make out words in the English language...take that suckkas
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    • Remember when our presidents where well educated
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    • Man, if only he wasn't abhorrently addicted to lasagna
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    • But what did he use to keep the paper from moving?
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    • & trump gotta spray tan
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    • Our current president can’t read soooo
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    • Meanwhile trump cant properly form.a coherent sentence
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    • And or current President managed to fail multiple businesses and only with a small loan of a million dollars
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    • Trump can... he can uh... he... he's made it with a porn star?
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    • President trump once said that he could grab any woman by the pussy
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    • How did we go from that to a president trying to start a nuclear war with Korea over Twitter
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    • And he likes lasagna
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    • Well the current president calls it the China virus because it comes from China
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    • And Trump wanted to nuke a fucking Tornado, huh?
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    • Was he a robot....cus no way someones brain would be able to not only write two different things at the same time but do it in different languages
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    • Did he also like lasagna?
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    • So he was a big fucking nerd
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    • I can’t even pat my head and rub my tummy tf
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    • The good old days when our Presidents were badass. Now we either get obnoxious pussies like Obama, or old people.
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    • I can't even write in English twice at one time
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    • That’s neat but trump supporters can kiss ass and ride dick at the same time.
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    • Oh so a Chad
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    • I did a report on him in 5th grade. Pretty cool dude. But he got assassinated ( lol it has ass twice).
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    • So what? He’s dead and I’m not so therefore I 1up him
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    • Real Charles Guiteau moment
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    • You mean the devil
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    • I can barely handle one language and 1 hand
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    • Pretty sure there's a dude who can write with both hands and feet, different sentances and language
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    • and he also got fucking merced by charles g giteou
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    • Then he got shot and some doctors stuck their unwashed hands into his wound and he died a slow and painful death due to infection, the end.
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    • I think James A. Garfield wrote this fact about himself.
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    • He was also fucking assassinated
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    • “You said you could write in Latin and Greek at the same time! This is just awful scribbling” “I never said I could do it *well*”
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    • Where they translated as the same sentence?
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    • That's why the shot the bastard
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    • Not on Mondays.
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    • He got shot
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    • I can't even breath and tie my shoes simultaneously
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    • Probably didn't have a corpus collosum
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    • Cool
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    • Bill shit
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    • Awesome. Now, prove it.
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    • He’s from mentor Ohio to!
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    • But could he speak Latin?
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    • I’m ambidextrous and bilingual but my brain can only think one language at a time. Usually I draw and color with one hand and type or draw in the other
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    • Oh yeah our current president thinks kansas city is in kansas
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    • Cap
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    • Still got shot tho. Guess he wasn't so smart after all, huh
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    • Fake AF
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    • And was shot
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    • Jiminy Christmas
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    • He also does pf a bullet wound
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    • That’s freakin cool
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    • Too bad he wasn’t bulletproof
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    • This man was only president for 6 months ooo they did him dirty
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    • Lol *multilingual
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    • We now there a comic cat about him
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    • I’m very very distantly related to him
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    • He was also known to eat unhealthy amounts of lasagna and steal people's pipes
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    • So he was definitely possessed, is that what you're telling me?
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    • His fatass got stuck in a tub at the white house too
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    • Writing in Konic/Attic Greek isn’t exactly hard if you know the alphabet. Making comprehensive and stylized Greek like that is a lot tougher.
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    • That's an actual brain disorder, and not a good one
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