Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting?
My online PE coach:
Planet_Express Planet_Express
19 oct 2020
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting? My online PE coach:
GoochSmoocher GoochSmoocher
24 sep 2020
Wife surprises husband with the motorcycle he'd always wanted
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
La_Chula La_Chula
25 oct 2020
Every morning when i look in my fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
BuggyBob BuggyBob
22 jan 2021
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
ME AFTER HAVING STRESS DREAMS AND NO SLEEP
YET,I'M TOLD BY THE HOT COWORKER'I LOOK GOOD TODAY
onslaught99
12 sep 2020
ME AFTER HAVING STRESS DREAMS AND NO SLEEP YET,I'M TOLD BY THE HOT COWORKER'I LOOK GOOD TODAY
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite
Sex
Gay ppl: I only like the same sex
Bi ppl:
ASS IS ASS mf =
Astralreign93 Astralreign93
19 may
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite Sex Gay ppl: I only like the same sex Bi ppl: ASS IS ASS mf =
4 things people can't choose:
- Parents
- Nationality
- Sexuality
- The President of Russia
4 things people can't choose: - Parents - Nationality - Sexuality - The President of Russia
My of waking up: think this time you choked me a little too much, how long have I been passed out?"
My of waking up: think this time you choked me a little too much, how long have I been passed out?"
All i want for christmas is for my dog to carry his bone correctly
fucked_ham fucked_ham
22 sep 2020
All i want for christmas is for my dog to carry his bone correctly
When you take NyQuil and
DayQull... at the same time
_FAFA_ _FAFA_
5 feb
When you take NyQuil and DayQull... at the same time
the cheese spilled in my oven watching me bake more shit and not clean it up
AriesL AriesL
27 jan
the cheese spilled in my oven watching me bake more shit and not clean it up
When it's time to wash the car
Expectation
Reality
of
simpleSneakyrico26 simpleSneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
When it's time to wash the car Expectation Reality of
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
Any lastwords?
Hew's your sister?
TheSadWhiteCrayon
25 sep 2020
Any lastwords? Hew's your sister?
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous.
Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
dumnull dumnull
6 nov 2020
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous. Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
Dogs are for people Who want
Worshipped be like Gods
AWe
Cats are for people strong enough to have a God standing on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice
Psherman42WalabyWay Psherman42WalabyWay
26 sep 2020
Dogs are for people Who want Worshipped be like Gods AWe Cats are for people strong enough to have a God standing on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
Finally
Study each Context Card.
Discuss one picture. Use ad
Vocabulary word from the
They me
The origin
Elementalist Elementalist
25 jan
Finally Study each Context Card. Discuss one picture. Use ad Vocabulary word from the They me The origin
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way.
Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them
in water is gay.
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 sep 2020
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way. Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them in water is gay.
GLOWS IN THE DARK:
Us
we
CATS!
Ge
CATS
if
SheerMania SheerMania
24 sep 2020
GLOWS IN THE DARK: Us we CATS! Ge CATS if