• powerburial
would u rather fight a
buff nerd or a jock who
listens to jazz
things to remember: nerd has
a lot of pent-up anger, might
pretend you are his dad
because of the jock's exposure to jazz
music, his attack patterns and
movements are a lot less predictable
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    • But a jock listening to jazz has a passive mindset as he likes to just vibe and play sports nerds are excessive researchers so especially when he is buff you know damn well he done Googled how to kick some ass
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    • Music really sets the stage for a good moveset that will fuck you up
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    • Buff nerd. He predictable. Jock jazz is low key spike from cowboy beebop. I’d lose in a second.
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    • Well if one of them drinks tea it's an easy win on my part
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    • I think If it was smooth jazz I would run
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    • A jazz listening jock is a gentle sounding man.. and Lord knows you fear the wrath of a gentle man. I'll take the nerd.
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    • Had friend in high school, always wore big coats and was as big a nerd as they come. One day in P.E we were supposed to be swimming, this guy walks out fucking swole. Defined features and everything. Turns out he’s a competitive swimmer in his free time
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    • jazz jock is beating my ass to the tune of his favorite song and i dont need that typa humiliation
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    • Sounds like a fight I'd pay to watch
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    • Jazz jock before the fight: “Ok 3,2,1 lets jam.”
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    • Ya like jazz?
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    • It’s less likely for a buff need to appropriately and efficiently use his muscles to fight given they aren’t used to exerting themselves.
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    • As a 6'2 college football player that listens to Frank Sinatra on the regular, I promise you to pick the nerd. Yes, he may be buff. BUT. He is still a nerd to the core so you know he's most likely very uncoordinated
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    • Does the nerd have the power of anime and God on his side?
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    • My choice won’t matter with a gun
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    • What if its a mixture of both, like the guy is a buff jock with a 3.7 gpa but works out to jazz music
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    • So a smart Chad or a jazz Chad
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    • I’d go with the Jazz Jock because I myself am a jazz musician thus I can hypnotize him into a false sense of security and then beat him over the head with my saxophone
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    • The nerd easily. They all think they would win any fight in their mind but then can’t actually do shit in real life no matter how angry they are
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    • What kind of nerd? Like a physics engineer who makes lasers and fire gloves? Fuck no
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    • What if I’m both
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    • Nerd Rage perk makes the nerd much more dangerous the more you hurt him, I'd take the Jock
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    • The jock who listens to jazz because he’s going to be more passive and less aggressive
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    • *Tough guy snapping to swing beat*
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    • yea I'll bust yo ass in 6/8
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    • I remember this nerd looking dude in my math class in high school always had a baggy sweater on and one day took it off, and his shirt lifted, and the dude was jacked af big arms big forearms and traps.
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    • You obviously should fight the jock that listens to jazz. Jazz got thrown out of the bell air mansion weekly
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    • Iv seen a fight between a buff nerd who listens to jazz and a jock football player where the football player got kneed in the throat, missed his tackle and fell. But a buff nerd who doesn’t listen to jazz vs a jock who does. That’d be an interesting fight
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    • Buff nerd isn't necessarily athletic (personal experience) so there's a chance he just doesn't know how to control his body and maybe an easier fight
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    • that nerd has cum power. there is no power i fear more. thats why bronies fucking scare me too
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    • Buff nerd be like "you're such a polynigmion"
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    • Niggas who listen to Cowboy Bebop OSTs: "my time has come"
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    • Okay, but buff nerd probably not only knows weird stuff like pressure points and stuff, but also might have really good spatial awareness due to videogames. Both are physically fit, so brain is the deciding factor.
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    • Guys I just bellyflopped so fucking hard off of a 35-foot jump into a river, everything fucking hurts
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    • Buff nerd
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    • I’m a jazz jock and i’d much rather fight a buff nerd than get my ass kicked to the rhythm of giant steps
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    • Y’all acting as if the nerd don’t go some tricks up his sleeve, like if he might just poison you koolaid and pummel your flaccid body
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    • Beat him! Beat him in 6/8 time!
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    • Nerd
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    • If the jock is listening to the Cowboy Bebop or Persona 5 sound track, I’ve already lost
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    • So I was a nerd and jock. I’d say watch the nerds they seemed to not have as much to lose. Then we’re very into different weapon styles. Then due to anime and shit would then begin to lift and take fighting classes. The jock is sporty. Unless it’s a wrestler. Usually nice guys. But if you make them
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    • You really want to lose to a jock while jazz is playing??? I'm fighting the nerd
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    • Is this just Spike Spiegel and Jet Black?
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    • Buff nerd, final answer. That pent up aggression is dangerous.
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    • I think i would fight the buff nerd because being athletic and being buff are totally different you can be strong but not know how to fight and usually jocks have a lotta experience fighting
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    • brainless thoughts?
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    • both at the same time to assert dominance like this is an anime
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    • Id go with jazz jock. Anyone who listw s to jazz must have a calmer personality. Buff nerd would probably release all that anger on me 😂😂
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    • Ok well depending on the song it could be a song structure of A, A, B, A
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    • Buff nerd has a Kusanagi
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    • Doesn’t matter who if I bring a gun
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    • OH BOY DID SOMEONE SAY JAZZ
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    • Nerd wouldn’t have any combat experience and rage in a fight can get the best of you, not to mention if he truly is a “nerd” he’ll prob have scoliosis, I don’t see how this is a debate
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    • I miss the feature shuffle, just me?
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    • I'd have to check the frame data
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    • Yea but the nerd would be more logical so it would be easier to talk the nerd out of fighting
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    • Ya like jazz?
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    • I am nerd and i love dad
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    • I have the best parts of being a nerd and a jock.
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    • 3. Eat BBQ
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    • I know both types, and the jazzy jock is so conceited it’s a miracle he can stay up on that horse when so full of himself. The buff nerd was really not that bad honestly...huge Star Wars fan.
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    • What if you're a buff need who listens to jazz
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    • That was a gay meme.
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    • Jazz jock. The nerd probably knows a bunch of martial arts
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    • Jock, usually. But if he puts the headphones in, know that he's listening to Tank and is about to wreck your shit.
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    • The jazz jock. I’m a second degree black belt. No problem for me :)
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    • You gotta fear the quite kid.
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    • I'll take on both
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    • Wouldn’t Jazz jock just be Ryuji from persona 5?
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    • The jock, the nerd would definitely train for his "true calling" or something and turn into and very low key bad ass
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    • What if they fought each other
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    • Chooses either: i see you have chosen death
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    • But im the one with anger issues, one hit from the nerd and im pissed
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    • Hes listening to jazz? All he'll do is swing
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    • Ya like jazz?
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    • Im the buff nerd
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    • The nerd's probably gonna pull out out some ancient Japanese fighting style. No thanks, I'll fight the jock
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    • Atleast if the nerd wins he'll fortnight dance and then go fuck is hand puppet
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    • Not quite my tempo
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    • Is the jock big/buff? That could change the answer
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    • Adam Parish and Ronan Lynch
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    • Buff nerd reminds me of tv show.... Day break. I think that's the name. Sad it didn't get a 2nd season but the last episode was a bit weird so I guess it's ok
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    • Jacked nerd is just Doug Martin.
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    • The nerd as you can use his anger and turn it into a blind rage
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    • Jock cause jocks are pussies
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    • A buff nerd full of rage is the easiest to beat. The more anger you have, the more predictable you are
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    • The jazzy jock. While I may not be as muscular as him, my mass would allow me to take some hits. Combine this with the fact that I not only listen to jazz, but can also play it and my attack patterns would be able to keep up with or out match his. Granted, I may still lose.
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    • Jazz jock pulls a saxophone out of nowhere and proceeds to beat your ass
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    • I have a friend who I always thought was scrawny and my friend group and I would always poke fun at him. We went down to the lake last week and he takes off his shirt and homeboy is fucking shredded. Threw all of us for a huge curveball.
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    • Why not both?
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    • I’d rather fight a jock. The nerd would likely be psychotic and maybe a school sh00ter.
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    • Either or. They can’t stop here old buckshot. Less the jazz guy does some kirito bullshit.
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    • Aw man a terrible pun has developed.
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    • Mr. Right, the dude danced while he fought. It was at least cool to watch lol
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    • A buff nerd, obviously. It is about the mindset. Nerdy types shy from confrontation and will always submit. Zero competitiveness. Jazz jocks will sockem bop.
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    • I’d rather fight the buff nerd cus he probably has less hand eye coordination and balance
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