POV you fell asleep at your post:
@broken_and_unread
Shorts_Papa Shorts_Papa
10 mar
POV you fell asleep at your post: @broken_and_unread
4 things people can't choose:
- Parents
- Nationality
- Sexuality
- The President of Russia
4 things people can't choose: - Parents - Nationality - Sexuality - The President of Russia
When you find out he's not your son
When you find out he's not your son
Why are
you
looking at me like that?
Umm.
Want some pizza?
lilinglesslife lilinglesslife
4 feb
Why are you looking at me like that? Umm. Want some pizza?
when you open the oven and the heat blows right into your face
KWISPY
Bionemesis Bionemesis
23 oct 2020
when you open the oven and the heat blows right into your face KWISPY
I'm trying something new...what do you guys think?? - I’m trying something new...what do you guys think??
AnnieDoodly AnnieDoodly
24 sep 2020
I'm trying something new...what do you guys think?? - I’m trying something new...what do you guys think??
Lovely dog
sm
morbidXprincess morbidXprincess
5 apr
Lovely dog sm
anyone: oh my god you're so cutel!!!
me immediately:
MichealRose MichealRose
3 aug 2020
anyone: oh my god you're so cutel!!! me immediately:
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes
@sadhomiememes
ItsMeBlasphemy ItsMeBlasphemy
11 may
guess who's wasting their lives away in bed sleeping and looking at memes @sadhomiememes
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
ChastityDefender ChastityDefender
25 may
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
Doing what they do best?
Digging up someone's past
perkytoryporn perkytoryporn
11 may
Doing what they do best? Digging up someone's past
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
it was at this moment this dog knew he didn't want to lick his butt anymore
that_dude225 that_dude225
15 dec 2020
it was at this moment this dog knew he didn't want to lick his butt anymore
Someone: *bites the dust*
Queen:
There is another one
Someone: *bites the dust* Queen: There is another one
shatteredSithcafe shatteredSithcafe
28 sep 2020
Nintendo Issues Takedown for NSFW Princess Peach Fan Game Nintendo files a DCMA takedown against an erotic Mario fan game starring Princess Peach that has been in continual development since 2012. Off
Out bird watching today and
got this great shot of a
falcon resting in a tree. I love nature.
SAABotage SAABotage
25 sep 2020
Out bird watching today and got this great shot of a falcon resting in a tree. I love nature.
Netflix: Are you still there?
Me: Are any of us really here?
Spiders Spiders
27 jan
Netflix: Are you still there? Me: Are any of us really here?
earthquakes suck bet your titties were bouncing so much tho... were they? 99@ ahaha im just joking... unless?
GandalfTheBIack GandalfTheBIack
4 dec 2020
earthquakes suck bet your titties were bouncing so much tho... were they? 99@ ahaha im just joking... unless?
When you forget to thank the and his wife for their service.
Sheo_Bateman Sheo_Bateman
12 may
When you forget to thank the and his wife for their service.