when your mom on the phone telling all your business to everyone...
MrYulk
19 oct 2020
when your mom on the phone telling all your business to everyone...
I took my dog to the vet today and met this guy.
The sign underneath is the best part
Qe
Doug
How may help you?
Tabby Tabby
25 sep 2020
I took my dog to the vet today and met this guy. The sign underneath is the best part Qe Doug How may help you?
There never seems to be anything good on tv
Well, at least I got you pizza!
There never seems to be anything good on tv Well, at least I got you pizza!
When i was 5 years old my mom forced me to sit in this tree stump and this is the face made - When i was 5 years old my mom forced me to sit in this tree stump and this is the face I made
zanem zanem
18 feb
When i was 5 years old my mom forced me to sit in this tree stump and this is the face made - When i was 5 years old my mom forced me to sit in this tree stump and this is the face I made
Me trying to protect my mental health during the pandemic
Miknoonl Miknoonl
3 feb
Me trying to protect my mental health during the pandemic
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes?
in dad-a-base
You want to know where I store all my dad jokes? in dad-a-base
SantaCruz SantaCruz
25 sep 2020
girls been giving me shit for buying a 30 year old nissan
gilet paper was' so last year.
bags with gasoline now.
gilet paper was' so last year. bags with gasoline now.
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!"
That's bullshit!
Ariiithepigg
7 sep 2020
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!" That's bullshit!
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
Deanus_Satanus Deanus_Satanus
28 nov 2020
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
Mando during S3E1:
made with mematic OW, cara dune fucking died
DarkSavior DarkSavior
11 feb
Mando during S3E1: made with mematic OW, cara dune fucking died
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago
when they were in a good mood
This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Smash players when the new DLC featuring 4 Fire Emblem fighters and
the fuckin Geico lizard requires them to take a shower to purchase it
KrabbyKrusters KrabbyKrusters
10 jun
Smash players when the new DLC featuring 4 Fire Emblem fighters and the fuckin Geico lizard requires them to take a shower to purchase it
me looking at myself in the little zoom
box while someone else is talking
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
15 mar
me looking at myself in the little zoom box while someone else is talking
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
19 may
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
Brett Barlow Brett Barlow
When you're in the elevator and press the close button as people are approaching
elwaydante
10 oct 2020
Brett Barlow Brett Barlow When you're in the elevator and press the close button as people are approaching
Thanos: *snaps*
Cannibals just tryna enjoy their meal:
smelly__balls smelly__balls
27 jan 2021
Thanos: *snaps* Cannibals just tryna enjoy their meal:
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
QuietCalamity QuietCalamity
25 sep 2020
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
Hello?
Yes, this is dog
2020) is ofically the last game on Wii.
tesetU300
23 sep 2020
Hello? Yes, this is dog 2020) is ofically the last game on Wii.